Voyager Chapter 1: why so stubborn?, a naruto fanfic

Revised and edited...with love =)

Standard disclaimer applies.

Summary: Who knew finding a phone could be your one-way ticket to the love train. Especially when that phone belongs to none other than Sasuke Uchiha.

The Completely Awesome Super Secret Diary But Written In A Notebook Instead (Vol.6)

This Notebook Belongs To: Ino Yamanaka, Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga.

If found, please return immediately.

Five Things To Do During The Summer Break

(By Sakura)

1. Go bungee jumping. (Seriously, never tried it.)

2. Not to Gain weight or else College next month will turn out pretty bad.

3. Visit mother an my annoying brothers (and saying there for a week)

4. Go to the 'Sharingan' concert I've been dying to go to with Pig and Hina.

5. Never to fall in love...again.

REMINDERS: Clean our apartment.

Ino's turn to pay the apartment rent, Hinata's turn to pay the bills and Sakura's turn to do the groceries.

Sharingan

No Audio/Video

Event Code: L0025

Sat, March 24

7:30 PM

Section: A1 Row: 1 Seat: 2

Admission: Student

Members: Sasuke Uchiha – Main Vocalist, Guitarist

Neji Hyuuga – Lead Guitarist

Sai Ton – Bassist

Shikamaru Nara – Rhythm Guitarist

Naruto Uzumaki – Drummer

Genre: Alternative Rock

Label: Rock Shell Records

Manager: Kakashi Hatake

Sat, March 24 – 12:47 PM, The Case of Sakura.

"I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU!" Ino squealed as she squeezed Hinata really tight. "These tickets were sold out!"

The Hyuuga suffocated from the blond's hug, muttering something even I couldn't understand.

Wonder why Ino was so ecstatic this morning? Hinata managed to get us some concert tickets and backstage passes to see the current number one band, Sharingan. They are a five-piece Alternative rock band and boy, were they hot. One of the many reasons why Hinata managed to get the tickets and backstage passes was that she was related to Neji Hyuuga, the band's lead guitarist and the 'sensitive' one in the band. Hinata and I have been friends since we were in the second grade and I only found out a few months ago!

"I LOVE YOU TO PIECES!" Ino once again squealed before letting go of Hinata, seeming as a huge crowd in the mall surrounded us.

Nothing was more embarrassing than Ino squealing in public, especially in a place somewhere like in the mall. The people started scattering away, ignoring that fact that Ino was all...giggly. "The concert is six hours away and I still can't find an outfit." I spoke up as I looked through every shop window we passed through.

"What about that cute one over there." Hinata replied, pointing towards a manikin wearing a gray mini skirt, a pink shirt, a gray waistcoat and a black and white tie.

Cute, but wasn't very satisfying.

"No, that doesn't really fit in with my 'character'." I answered as the three of us continued walking.

"Can we at least eat first. I'm starving and I want a coffee from Starbucks, now!" The blond girl moaned as we entered the elevator.

Two people were there and they were wearing black hoods and big, black sunglasses. "What's up with their hoods? It's freaking sunny today, aren't the hot?" Ino whispered in my ear, hoping the two people wouldn't hear.

"We were hood because we want to. Big woof!" One of them spoke up, causing the three of us to jump.

Voyager

#.x by BilliamTheKid

I: why so stubborn?

The voice sounded rather familiar. I spun around and glanced at the two men. One of them was turning red and sweating slightly whilst the other stayed calm and quiet. My eyes widened like two watermelons when I realized one of them had fox-like whisker scars on each side of the cheek...like Naruto Uzumaki's.

He and the other guy next to him gulped a little when all of the sudden, the one with the whiskers' hood fell off, revealing his short, messy blond hair.

Hinata and I gasped whilst Ino squealed. "You're Naruto Uzumaki!" she exclaimed.

Naruto took deep breaths as the elevator opened. "Let's make a run for it Sasuke!" Naruto exclaimed, putting his hood back on.

Sasuke? He was the other guy?

The two males ran outside the elevator then more people walked in.

The three of us were probably the most happiest people in the world.

"That was the best concert ever!" Ino screamed as the three of us and the rest of the people walked outside.

I looked down on the ground and saw something black. "Hey, look." I said, tapping Hinata's shoulder.

I picked up the item, which happened to be an LG Voyager phone. "It's a phone!" I gasped as Hinata and I glanced at her weirdly.

"Well done, sherlock." I said with sarcasm, rolling my eyes.

"I wonder who owns it." Hinata spoke, examining the phone. "It looks rather new to be thrown out in the floor. Maybe the rightful owner would call this number."

I noticed a strip of paper with writing on it taped behind the phone.

'Dobe, this isn't you phone so stop stealing it.'

"Dobe?" Ino grabbed the phone off of my hands, looking through it. "Who ever owns this phone is a stalker because it has 'personal' photos of Sasuke Uchiha!"

"Let me see!" I exclaimed, grabbing the phone off of Ino. "Oh my gosh!" I exclaimed as I stared at a photo of Sasuke, shirtless.

"You girls are so perverted." Hinata rolled her eyes as she started walking away.

"We are not 'perverting', we are...checking to see if the rightful owner–" Ino cut me off with her squealing. "–has more picture of Sasuke!"

I had to admit, the photos looked absolutely delicious. This was turning out to be the best day ever, but it was kind of invading someones privacy.

Oh well.

I turned the phone off then gently inserting it inside my bag's front pockets. "Enough of this foolishness, Ino." I said, "Let's go home."

"Yes, 'mother'." Ino giggled as we passed through the screaming crowd.

"On the way, can we go to the groceries." Hinata mentioned, taking a piece of paper out of her tote bag, "We're kinda running low on food supplies."

"We!?" Ino added then whispered something to Hinata's ear, which I couldn't hear because of the screaming fan girls (and boys!).

Hinata handed me the paper with a small smirk. "Let's leg it Hinata!" Ino screamed as the two of them ran off, leaving me with the...shopping list.

"We'll rent the movie though!"

Damn those two.

Leaf Mart Super Market

Where Everything Is Low Price

7 Market St.

03/24 – 10:34 PM

Cashier For Today: Ami

Toblerone Milk 200g – 1.96

White Bread – 1.09

Skimmed Milk 1L – 0.99

Ben and Jerry's Dairy Ice Cream, Choc Chip Cookie Dough 500ml – 3.96

Dolce Gusto Chococino 318g – 3.28

Pringles Select Italian Cheese & Garlic 150g – 2.57

Oreo Mini Tub 115g – 0.99

Total – 24.89

* * *

Thank You For Shopping At Leaf Mart Super Market

Walking home on my own at nearly eleven o'clock was pretty creepy. Who knows, maybe a thief or a rapist would jump out when you're off guard. I pressed my apartment's voice radio button. "Ino, Hinata, open up. It's me, Sakura!"

"Got the groceries?" Ino questioned as she opened the door.

The girls were wearing their pajamas and had a big bowl of popcorn on the coffee table. "So, what movie have you rented?" I asked as I entered the apartment, placing the shopping bags on the kitchen table.

"We picked One Missed Call. We could've rented The Omen, but, Ino thought it as too scary." Hinata spoke as she sat on the sofa with her light blue pillow.

"No I did not!" Ino grunted, jumping on the sofa then threw popcorn at Hinata.

"Yes y-you did!" Hinata answered, trying to sound like the blond.

I ignored the two as I walked in my bedroom, putting my 'movie pajamas' on. I opened the front pocket of my bag then grabbed the phone Hinata, Ino and I found. I carried it to the living room then placed it next to the popcorn.

"You still have that phone?" Hinata spoke as she pressed the play button. "The owner should have called it by now."

"Shh, the movie's starting." Ino whispered, "Sakura, turn the lights off."

"Yes, ma'am." I walked towards the light switch then switched it off. "Gah, It's so dark here." I whispered, stepping on a hairbrush. "Ino, what did I tell you about leaving you hairbrushes on the floor?"

"Shut up." she replied, grabbing a hand full of popcorn then stuffing it in her mouth.

Pig.

* * *

"Ah!" Ino screamed as the scene changed to a girl, who's body was...twisting abnormally.

"That is weird." Hinata breathed, dropping the popcorn in her hands back in the bowl.

A girl then appeared of the screen, her head tilting sideways.

"Seriously, I am never going to eat those hard cherry candies." Ino muttered, stuffing her face with Hinata's pillow.

...

As the movie came to an end, I walked by the light switched then turned the lights on. I giggled at the sight of Ino's face, which was mixed with frightened and confusion. "It was just a movie, Ino." Hinata spoke, standing up then taking the popcorn bowl off of the table.

"I am not scared of that movie." Ino replied with pride.

All of the sudden, the phone on the coffee table played the same 'haunted' tune from the movie, constantly scaring Ino.

"Ah!" she screamed as she ran behind Hinata. "It's real!"

I grabbed the phone off of the table then read the caller ID. "Dobe...?" I muttered, pressing the answer button.

"I wonder who it is..." Hinata whispered.

"H-hello?" I stuttered, a confused an frightened expression written all over my face. I pressed the loud speaker button so Ino and Hinata could here.

"Who is this?" The voice from the other line questioned.

The voice sounded masculine and...sexy.

"I should be asking you the same question." I replied.

I heard a loud grunt from the other line, followed by another voice. "Just threaten them or something!"

"Shut up, dobe!"

"Hello?" I rolled my eyes as the argument went on. "Hello!?"

"Just give me my damn phone back."

"He sounds hot..." Ino whispered, giggling slightly.

"You don't even know him, Ino. He could be a rapist of a thief!" I whispered back, not realizing the man from the other line could hear.

"I'm not a rapist or a thief, thank you very much. Give me my phone back."

"How do I know it's yours...eh?" I asserted, sitting on the sofa.

"Let's see...It's a Black LG Voyager– "

"Maybe he is he owner Sakura." Hinata whispered, "He knows the phone model."

"–and has a strip of paper taped on the back that says 'Dobe, this isn't you phone so stop stealing it' or something. Give it back."

"I don't even know where you freaking live! How am I suppose to give the damn phone back?" I questioned, "Idiot."

"I'm not an idiot so shut up. Who is th– "

I pressed the end call button, throwing the phone on the carpet. "Why did you do that for!? He was about to say something!" Ino yammered, grabbing my shoulders and shaking me harshly.

"Get off me, pig. I don't even know the guy and now he wants to know who I am?" I confided, stopping Ino arms from shaking me to death.

The phone ringed again, but with a different ring tone . Hinata picked up the phone from the floor then pressed the reject button.

"Thank you," I said. "That phone is driving me nuts!"

The phone started ringing again, "Stupid phone!" I yelled as I grabbed the phone off of Hinata and pressing the 'Answer' button.

"Look mister, you and your stinking phone calls are driving me crazy! If you're going to bother us, I suggest you don't or else I'll skin you alive, got that!?" I yelled then pressed the End Call button.

The phone ringed again, unsurprisingly. I pressed the answer button then grunted. "Will you stop i– "

"Look. All I want is my phone back. Give it back or else I'll call the cops."

"Call the cops for what? Founding your phone on the floor?"

"No. For not giving it back and for threatening me."

I switched the phone of then dumped it on the sofa. "That should keep him quiet, for now."

Sat, March 24 – 11:03 PM – The Case Of Sasuke.

"That last performance was awesome!" Naruto exclaimed as we entered the tour bus with the rest of the band.

"Yeah, sure, whatever. I'm tired..." Shikamaru yawned, dropping his Les Paul guitar on the floor, "Good night." he mumbled before collapsing on the sofa.

Sai walked towards the mini fridge, grabbing four bottles of Vodka. "Anyone want some?"

"I'll pass." The Hyuuga answered, walking towards his room. "I don't want to get a hangover when I wake up tomorrow morning."

"Yeah, maybe because you're too chicken!" Naruto called out, grinning.

I grabbed a bottle from Sai, smirking. "This is going to be fun." I muttered.

"Watch your mouth Uzumaki." Neji spat as he entered the room.

"Aw, Neji's too afraid to be drunk. I bet he can't finish a whole bottle in less than five minutes." Naruto cooed, taking a bottle off of Sai.

"One? I can finish more than ten in less that TWO minutes." Neji walked up to Naruto, smirking.

"Oh yeah! I'd like to see you try! Whoever wins gives the loser a little...haircut." Naruto smirked, knowing Neji doesn't like getting his hair touched. "Whoever drinks the most Vodka in ten minutes, wins."

"You're on."

The two of them sat across each other on the table whilst Sai grabbed every bottle of Vodka from the fridge.

"On the count of three," Sai spoke, putting the bottle on the table. "Three, two, one, go."

I couldn't help but chuckle at the sight of Naruto and Neji's eager faces. I froze when I realized my LG Voyager wasn't in my pocket. "You seen my phone anywhere?" I asked Sai, who was watching the two men competing each other.

"No, I thought you put it in your pocket before the concert started?"

"Yeah, but it's not there."

"Did you double check?"

I frowned at the emotionless boy. "Who do you think I am?"

"SASU-KE UCHIHA!" Naruto yelled drunkly, finishing his thirteenth bottle of alcohol. I was surprised Shikamaru was still asleep from all of the noises.

"Dobe, give me your phone a minute."

Naruto threw his phone towards me and I caught it effortlessly. I dialed my number then waited until the ringtone could be heard. "Come on..." I grunted.

"H-hello?"

The voice sounded strangely feminine. "Who is this?" I questioned.

"I should be asking you the same question."

I pressed the loud speaker button so I could hear clearer. "Just threaten them or something!" Naruto chuckled, opening another bottle.

"Shut up!" I grunted, frowning at Naruto.

"Hello? Hello!?"

I rolled my eyes, "Just give me my damn phone back."

"He sounds hot..." Another voice from the other line whispered.

"You don't even know him, Ino. He could be a rapist of a thief!"

"I'm not a rapist or a thief, thank you very much. Give me my phone back." I stated, sitting on the sofa.

"How do I know it's yours...eh?"

"Let's see...It's a Black LG Voyager and has a strip of paper taped on the back that says 'Dobe, this isn't you phone so stop stealing it' or something. Give it back."

"I don't even know where you freaking live! How am I suppose to give the damn phone back, idiot."

"I'm not an idiot so shut up. Who is th– " I grunted when the call ended.

I dialed my number once again the pressed the 'Call' button.

'Your call has been rejected.'

Damn that girl!

I dialed my number once again and was surprised when the person. picked up.

"Look mister, you and your stinking phone calls are driving me crazy! If you're going to bother us, I suggest you don't or else I'll skin you alive, got that!?" She yelled then hanged up.

"A girl threatened you? That's something new..." Sai muttered, taking a cookie out of the cookie jar.

I dialed the number one more time.

"Will you stop i– "

"Look. All I want is my phone back. Give it back or else I'll call the cops." Now it was my turn to threaten her, but a really lame on though.

"Call the cops for what? Finding your phone on the floor?"

"No. For not giving it back and for threatening me."

The phone all of the sudden ended, leaving me annoyed. "Stupid girl." I muttered then threw the phone on Naruto's head.

"THAT HURT YOU BASTARD!" Naruto yelled, throwing a bottle at me. The bottle, instead of hitting me, hit Shikamaru's head, who didn't look bothered as much.

"I'M WINNING!" Naruto shouted, drinking the last bottle before ten minutes was up. "OH YEAH!" The idiotic blond stood up, dancing around.

"Sh-shuruup!" Neji groaned, throwing a bottle at Naruto. "You just got l-luuuuucky."

If only I had my phone, I could've filmed the whole thing and post it online as a scandal. "First thing tomorrow! You're precious hair will be gone! GONE GONE GONE!" Naruto chorused, twirling around.

What amateurs.

"IF YOU'RE FREAKING HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS!" Naruto laughed, clapping, "SING AND DANCE WITH ME NEJI!"

Naruto grabbed Neji's arm and the two started dancing...the Macarena?

"Sai, get this on tape." I smirked as Sai grabbed a video camera and started recording the idiots.

"You got it."

"When I dance they call me MACARENA, and the boys they say that I´m BUENA!" Naruto sang then started doing the tango with Neji. "Tun tun tun! Tererererer, Tun tun tun!"

If only they knew.