Disclaimer: Neither of the authors own the story, no matter how much we should like to.

Warning: This shall be campy, MAGIC-al, a little weird [but what isn't?, and hopefully will have ton's of smutty goodness.

AUTHORS: Sara (God), and CassandraIncognito (C-Chan)

Cassie: Yay! My first co-authored story.

Conscience: I can't wait to see the co-lemon scenes, with two yaoi fan girls it's bound to be something.

Cassie: And Sara is almost as perverted as me. –nods-

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"Freak!" A voice called out.

"God, he' such a loser."

"Idiot."

"Why don't you go home and cry to your daddies."

"I bet he's a faggot just like them, sucks cock and takes it up the corn hole."

One boy stood out from the group and taunted the teen, "Hey Naruto. I've got something for you," The teen said, unzipping his pants, and shaking his hips teasingly.

Naruto cringed, and looked down, clenching his fists tightly. He would like nothing more than to smash the kid's face into the nearest wall, but with his fighting record what it was there was a good chance he could be expelled this time. He didn't want to put that extra pressure on Iruka and Kakashi, they were already dealing with so much stress, and he didn't want to be a further burden.

Pushing past the group he ignored the knocks to his shoulder and the occasional pinch or smack on the behind. He finally worked his way past the crowd of people, cursing under his breath as he quickly made his way along the halls and long corridors of Konoha High. The noise dimmed down as Naruto put distance between himself and the gaggle of student's, finding his way into the quieter deserted halls. He heard the group following, making a split second decision the teen decided to take refugee, ducking into a large set of doors, and breathing a sigh of relief as the group walked right past.

Turning around the teen looked appraisingly at his surroundings. The school Library. Like a second home for the teen, although Naruto wasn't much of a reader, neither was the rest of the student body, the library was always completely deserted, and was a perfect hideout.

The librarian emerged from behind a stack of books upon hearing the blond enter. "Hey Naruto, the kids at it again?" He asked, his eyes gently appraising the huffing teen.

"Yeah," Naruto muttered, making his way to an empty table and sitting down, placing his feet on the tops of the table.

After grumbling to himself for a little while longer he sighed softly and looked around, 'Might as well take a look around since I've got nothing better to do.' He rarely looked around at all the books available so it would be a nice change of scene to walk around. He dragged his feet down from their perch and heard a soft clearing of the throat from the man at the front desk. Turning he smiled sheepishly and waved.

"Sorry Sarutobi-sensei." The elder man chuckled softly and nodded.

Shuffling his feet as he walked the blond's eyes roamed from one end of the library to the other before settling on the shelves closets to where he was. Walking in between two towering book shelves Naruto felt like they would collapse at any second and kept crouching down and holding his arms over his head to protect himself from the non-existent falling objects. He narrowed his eyes and glared at all the books before crossing his arms over his chest and continued forward.

"Find anything interesting?" The voice came from in front of him, Naruto lifted his gaze and smiled broadly.

"Nothing yet, old man. It all looks so boring." He rolled his eyes and huffed at the end of his sentence to make his point. Sarutobi's face crinkled into a smile as he pulled a small orange book from under his sleeve.

"I highly recommend this."

Naruto took the book in hand, and looked it over, "Icha Icha Incident?"

Sarutobi nodded and gave a smile, the corner of his eyes crinkling and his eyes glimmering in mirth. "It's a wonderful read, it just pulls you right into the story."

Naruto raised an eyebrow, but shrugged, there was nothing better to do, and who was he to question the almighty Sarutobi-sensei. The man was a regular know it all, Naruto was almost convinced the man had some sort of magic ball to know what was happening in the school, he almost always knew when Naruto was in trouble and what was going on.

The teen made his way over to a large set of plush chairs hidden in the corner of the library, sitting back and getting comfortable for what he knew was going to be a long wait. The bastards that chased him may be stupid, but they sure as hell were persistent.

Opening the cover the teen began to peruse the content's...

The dark waves of the ocean loomed over head, the dark raven calmly turning the boat to avoid the treacherous rocks of the island of the damned, the storm skies' held for the moment, dark and swirling as lighting brightened the sky with a flash, Illuminating the pale visage of the captain

"Captain, the waves are too strong, we should turn back and wait out the storm!" The first mate called, hanging onto the mast for dear life.

The captain merely sent a glare to the first mate, who nodded his head in acceptance, "Onward men, keep yourselves together and we'll pull through alive. Let's put our confidence in the captain."

"Aye, Aye!" The crew shouted, frantically loosening sails...

Sarutobi watched the teen's face light up in delight, as he pressed his face farther and farther into the book, a small smile and grin of excitement crawling onto the teen's lips.

"Yes... I do believe that this shall do quite nicely." He man mumbled, before rubbing his finger's together, as a set of blue sparks emanated from the tips, muttering words underneath his breath he guided the sparks towards the engrossed teen.

Naruto felt a light tingle wash over his form, ignoring it he turned back to the pages...

The crew travelled through the deep forest, leaves brushing against their bodies' as the front of the group hacked away, while the captain perused the map.

"We're almost there men, hold your shovels steady."

Exiting the forest the group came across the designated area, where a small area of cleared forest lay. "Alright men, get digging." The first mate bellowed, as the other's set to work.

Naruto felt a slight tug on his form. He attempted to shake it off, but he felt it again, before he knew it he was pulled headfirst, into the words before him, hearing a quiet "good luck" before everything went black.

Groaning softly Naruto rolled over while draping his arm over his eyes to block out the glaring sun as some birds screeched from somewhere nearby. 'Birds?' he thought groggily to himself.

Slowly he pulled the arm down, letting it slid over his nose before coming down and pressing down into the sand below him, '...Sand?...' his eyes exploded open and he burst forward to a sitting position. At first he winched as the harsh sunlight pounded against his eyes.

Just as suddenly as it had come the sunlight disappeared. He cracked his eyes open and saw two legs standing in front of him. His head slowly fell back as his eyes traveled upwards. Before him stood a man with wild looking brunette hair, tattered clothing and thin looking leather shoes adorned the man and a large white bird stayed perched on his shoulders. Naruto blinks as his mouth falls open.

The man looming over him suddenly stiffens, the bird on his shoulder starts flapping about wildly as the man quickly lurches back and his limbs start flailing, "GHOST!" wails the brunette as he gets farther away. "Mother of God its a ghost!"

In a flash Naruto was off the ground, all thoughts of figuring out what was going on lost as he whipped around and faced the same direction of the man and jumped back till he was beside the other, "WHERE?!" his head snapped to the brunette, both their eyes wide and panicked.

The brunettes arm shot up and pointed at Naruto, "YOU!" Naruto froze and turned completely to face the brunette.

"Me?! The Ghost is inside ME! Get it out! Get it out!" The blonde began to flail wildly as if performing an exorcism tribal dance.

"No you git! You're the ghost."

Naruto stopped failing and turned back to the brunette. "You're kidding, right? I'M NOT A GHOST!" Naruto's cheeks started to burn red with rage.

"Look at how yer clothed! Not one person I know be dressing like that! And just appearing here in the middle of an island like that ain't the work of nothing human! Ghost is the only explanation!" The brunette rooted his feet and stood his ground as he glared.

"Look at how I'm dressed?! Look at yourself! What the hell are you going for?" He paused and looked around, "Island...? I'm on an island?..."

Before the brunette could respond a voice sounded from off in the direction Naruto had previously been, "What seems to be the problem, First mate Kiba?" Naruto's head snapped in the direction of the voice and just as quickly his heart stopped in his chest. A man with short raven hair, kinda shaped like a ducks butt in the back, with haunting black eyes, and finely shaped thin pink lips stared at them with a delicately raised brow.

"Ghost, sir!" the man now known as Kiba shouted, still glaring at Naruto.

Turning away from the enigmatic and compelling creature the teen turned back to the brunette. "I am not a Ghost! I'm a real boy! And where the hell am I?"

The raven's calculating eyes took in the appearance of the teen, "First mate, Kiba, answer the young man."

"Aye, aye sir. Yer on the Island of the Damned. Ain't no one been living here for ages, so you'd have to be a ghost. Ain't no one heard of the Island, not except the lost souls, tales be that a large family once dwelled here, before they was all killed one night in their sleep." Kiba said in a low voice.

Naruto gulped, his eyes wide, "H-how did they die?" He stuttered.

"Well, the tale is that they was butchered, gut's ripped out and their blood be painting the walls, nothing left but pieces for the birds."

Naruto mouth hung open in mock horror, and shock, while his stomach madly rolled around, he was half tempted to let go of his cafeteria food, but held it in. Having the lunch go in was bad enough, he didn't want to have to taste it a second time.

"Well Kiba, we best be heading off."

"Aye, Aye Captain Uchiha." Kiba said.

"Wait! You can't just leave me here!" Naruto said trembling, there was no way in hell he wanted to stay on a haunted island all alone.

"We won't be taking no ghost along with us. Bring's bad luck on the boat, it does." Kiba said with a nod.

"But I'm not a ghost!" The teen cried, beseeching the pair.

"Ghost brawack He's a Ghost." The parrot chirped.

Naruto sent eyes daggers towards the bird. Meanwhile The captain stood appraising the teen, "Well there is one way to determine if you're real or not."

Naruto looked towards the captain with his eyes hopeful, before the man took a step forward, and another, until he was right in front of the teen, Naruto made a move to go back but he was too slow, before he could even think a pair of chapped lips met his own as a hand quickly grabbed his arm. The lips were harsh and demanding, and sent sparks down the teen's back. His mouth felt like it was on fire, and his knee's were slowly turning into mush. Finally the raven pulled away.

"He's real alright." He said before turning around, and starting to walk off.

Naruto stood completely stunned and wide eyed, the first mate also began to walk off, before turning around, "So ye coming or not, Ghost?"

Naruto shook off his stupor and blinked before shaking his head and following, "I'm coming! I'm coming!" The teen followed silently for a moment before frowning, "Hey! I'm not a Ghost!"

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Conscience: Well that was fun.

Cassie: Sure was! -Gai thumbs up complete with sunset and waves-