My Blushing Ketchup

By Pikachu Ketchum

My blushing ketchup

Red heaven in a bottle

Together with me

I love you so much,

Always faithful I will be

Till the end of time

Our time is so short,

I'm off to the next bottle

Yet you're always there

My life is selfish,

Yet I will always love you

Till death do us part

I see my trainers,

How they really love each other

Same as me and you!

When I am around,

My love for you is profound

As I seek you out

Is it meant to be?

A Pikachu and ketchup?

Maybe, maybe not.

But I love you still,

I am happy to see you

On the tabletop!

As I lick at you,

You slowly dwindle away,

Then you forsake me

Yet I forgive you,

For you are always elsewhere

Waiting for your love

My blushing ketchup,

Our time was short and loving,

But now you're empty!