Well, I know that this fic is over, but I thought of writing some deleted scenes. These scenes are the clips that didn't make it to the fic or I haven't thought of while I was updating this fic. Anyway, it'll go through chapter 1 all the way to 10. This deleted scene collection is very long. Ok, seriously, this might be the longest of all longest. Plus, they're funny. Enjoy! BTW, the new Sonic Riders: Zero Gravity game is out! Sweet!
Chapter One
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Sonic was walking down the sidewalks of Station Square. He looked at his MP3 player and searches for a different song to listen to. He picks the song "Thriller" by Michael Jackson. The volume was up when the music starts playing and the people near him could hear it! Suddenly, he starts doing the dance moves. Some of the citizens that were walking behind him were following the steps. Then, the choruses came…
(Chorus 1):
'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
And No One's Gonna Save You From The Beast About
Strike
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside A Killer, Thriller
Tonight
(Chorus 2):
'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
There Ain't No Second Chance Against The Thing With
Forty Eyes
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Night
You're Fighting For Your Life Inside Of Killer, Thriller Tonight
(Chorus 3):
That This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
'Cause I Can Thrill You More Than Any Ghost Would Dare To Try
Girl, This Is Thriller, Thriller Night
So Let Me Hold You Tight And Share A Killer, Diller, Chiller
Thriller Here Tonight
As Sonic did the exact dance moves, the strangers did the same thing! Then lots more people began to gather around them and start doing the same dance. From every occupation, from every corner, people came by and followed the dance routine. And believe me; they can do the dance good! Soon enough, the song was over and Sonic switched to a different song. All the people that danced with him walked away to back to wherever they came from and whatever they were doing.
Further behind Sonic, Amy just stood there with her jaws dropped and her eyes wide open. Plus, she literally dropped her vanilla ice cream cone that she was licking off of. So she had some ice cream spots on her face. Holy crap, that was the weirdest thing that she has ever seen in her life! Sonic dancing to the Michael Jackson song!? She couldn't believe it!
"Oh…my…god…" Amy said in awe.
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"Hmm, that's a lot of cash", Amy said as she was looking through Shadow's cash, which he pulled out when he thought that he was going to see a stripper out in the opening.
"Ouch", Shadow sat up as he rubbed his head. In result, Amy pounded him on the head and knocked him unconscious again.
"Anyway…Ooh, I know!" Amy came up with an idea.
She took off from the entrance to Twinkle Park and heads straight to the mall. She laughed evilly as she grabbed every cute outfit she saw. As you may have guessed, she felt like no one could stop her at all. And all of the outfits were all hers. After she did her maniac shopping, she hid her clothes in the closet inside her apartment room and runs back out. Almost forgetting, she closed the door and locked it well. Then she ran back to where Shadow was still out cold. Across the street, a few people looked at her, as if she was on drugs or something. The pink hedgehog began to whistle a tune as she took a hold of Shadow's left foot as the elevator went up.
Chapter Two
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"Kobe!" Knuckles took a shot at the basketball goal. He misses. "Shaq O'Neal!" He missed again. "Lebrown James!" Once again, he missed. "Magic Johnson!" But he missed again. "MJ!" Yeah, he missed again. "Are you kidding me?"
"You can call out any famous basketball player you want, but that's not going to give you any lucky shots", Rouge said with her arms crossed.
"Silence! Silence is Golden!" Knuckles shushed her.
"We're not at a movie theater", Rouge said with a sweatdrop falling down from her forehead.
"Still, I need concentration", Knuckles said calmly. He focused on the ball, then looked at the goal. Now was his chance. He was about to take the big shot until…
"RAPE, RAPE, I'M CALLING OUT FOR RAPE!" Rouge shouted out purposely.
Some of the people near them gasped as they looked at Knuckles. Most of them were women, who had angry looks on their faces. It looked like they didn't like men who would do horrible things to women. So they all began to crackle their fists and pulled out some home use materials like brooms, frying pans, etc. The red echidna gulped.
"GET HIM!" one of the girls pointed at him. Then the whole group charged at him hurriedly.
"EEEEEEEEEK!" Knuckles shrieked and then ran away. The group followed him as he called out for help. Everyone else looked at them, like they were on heroine or something.
"Finally, my turn", Rouge picked up the basketball.
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"DEMON WIND! DEMON WIND! DEMON WIND!" the priest hollered out repeatedly as he ran pass some people.
"Who the heck was that guy?" Cindy asked Dan.
"I dunno", her boyfriend answered as he shook his head. "But if you turn into something like that, I'll stab myself in the head."
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"Why am I closing my eyes?" Shadow asked unhappily.
"Just be patient", Amy said as she carefully ties Shadow's hands up with some rope. "Ok, you can open them now!"
Slowly, Shadow opens his eyes. First, he looked around, but found nothing interesting. Then he looks below and then widens his eyes in fear. DUN, DUN, DUN! He noticed that his hands were tied up! Now he was trapped and there was no way that he could get away from Amy now. He looked at her, who had an evil smirk on her face. Then he looked at the sky and took a deep breath.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" he exhaled, his voice echoing the whole town.
(Meanwhile, somewhere in the Casino area…)
"Did you guys hear something?" Wave the Swallow asked as she, Jet, and Storm were walking around the town.
"Nope", Jet the Hawk answered.
"I want some tacos!" Storm the Albatross hopped up and down contentedly.
"You want everything to eat, do you!?" Jet snarled at him. "First you said that you want some McDonald's, then you said that you want a whopper, and now you're telling me that you want some tacos!? Have you ever thought of losing weight!? No offense, but you're getting fat."
"I'm not fat!" Storm yelled at him wrathfully. "I'm big boned!" he showed his muscles, well, they were actually his fat from his arms.
"I'm surrounded by idiots", Wave thought as she slapped her forehead. "Scratch that, I'm walking with a fat guy and a booger colored bird", she looked at both of them with a paranoid look on her face.
Chapter Three
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"Well, don't chu have any flashbacks that has Shadow in?" Rouge asked.
"Umm…" Amy pondered.
(FLASHBACK NUMBER 1!)
(On Prison Island…)
"You two ready?" Eggman asked, who was sitting in his Egg-Mobile.
"Heck yeah!" Rouge pounded her fists together.
"Well, just in case you get too excited…" Shadow pulled out a bag of Trojan condoms.
"What the crap!? Why do I need those?!" Rouge looked at them as she blushed madly.
"Well, just in case you get too…intimate with some guy in there or something", the hedgehog explained.
"SONIKKU!" Amy Rose jumped on his back and wrapped her arms around his neck.
"GAHH! HOLY CRAP, IT'S THE GREMLINS!" Shadow gasped in fear.
"Huh?" Amy got off of his back. "What are you talking about?"
"Who the heck are…?" the black hedgehog turned to her ungratefully. Suddenly, he froze. His heart pounded anxiously as he stared into her eyes. Aww, he was in love. A red blush appeared on his face.
"Hold on, you're not Sonikku!" Amy pointed at him. "Imposter!"
"Grr, you lil' brat!" Eggman growled.
"Uh-oh…" Amy looked at him fearfully with a sweatdrop. She then takes off and runs away as she screams in fear.
"Stupid girl!" Eggman clenched his fists.
"She's hott. Can I have her number?" Shadow asked Eggman.
"No, you twat!" the evil scientist replied rudely. "You must do what I told you to do! I'll take care of her", he went to follow Amy.
"You heard the man", Rouge said.
"What am I supposed to do again? I forgot", Shadow turned to her confusingly.
"You're supposed to set those bombs!" the white bat pointed at a shelf of bombs behind her.
"All of those?" Shadow raised an eyebrow. "Who do you think I am, Saddam Hussein? Osama bin Laden?"
"Just shut up and do your work", Rouge walked away.
"I was just asking a question, geez…" the black hedgehog crossed his arms.
Back with Amy, she stopped running as she noticed that she almost fell off the edge. Below her was nothing but the clear blue ocean. And the water looked very deep. So she was trapped. She took a couple of steps back. As she turned around, she gasped. Further in front of her was Eggman. Now she was really trapped. She gulped in fear.
"You're going to die in seven days", Eggman pointed at her. "You've watched the evil tape with 'The Ring' on it."
"No I didn't! That was her!" Amy pointed to her right. The person that she was pointed at was the original character from the actual movie, Rachel (Naomi Watts).
"Hey, don't look at me!" the blonde girl said in a preppy accent.
Out of nowhere, Tails landed in front of Amy in his cyclone machine. Eggman grounded his teeth in ferocity. Now he had to deal with the fox boy to get to Amy!
"Thank God you're here", Amy said with a wave. "I thought that I was a goner."
"Say, do you have a dollar?" Tails looked back at her.
"What?" Amy sweatdropped. "I was about to fall into the ocean, Eggman's about to kill me, and this chick came out of nowhere, and now you're asking me for a freaking dollar!?"
"Well, I'm hungry, and I think that they might have vending machines in there", Tails replied.
"Fine", Amy sighed as she handed him a dollar.
"Sweet", the fox looked at the dollar bill greedily.
(FLASHBACK NUMBER 2!!)
(In a small room on Space Colony ARK…)
"Shadow, I beg of you! Give them a chance!" Amy begged for Shadow's help.
"Hmm…" the black hedgehog pondered. Obviously, he now knew Maria's true wish. "That's what she said", he said, just to have a good laugh.
"Huh?" Amy sweatdropped.
"Anyway, you single?" Shadow asked her nicely. In result, he received a HUGE pound on his head. "I was just asking a freaking question, give me a break", he rubbed his head in pain.
"Instead of trying to get low with me, why don't chu go out there and save the world!?" Amy pointed to the doorway.
"Ok, ok, geez", Shadow walked to the doorway. "Slut", he murmured to himself. All of the sudden, he got hit by a brick and fell forward. Then he was unconscious.
"Oops…" Amy said with a sweatdrop.
(END OF FLASHBACK. LOL!)
"Wow, and I thought that my flashbacks were weird", Rouge said with a sweatdrop.
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"Welcome to the Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, how may I-?" the cashier was about to say his favorite line. Before he finished, Shadow and Knuckles pointed their pistols at him. "I'll get to work!" the man rushed to the kitchen.
"Hey, how come we didn't do that before?" Knux asked with a few blinks.
"I dunno", Shadow shrugged his shoulders.
"Anyway, when was the first time you went to a stripper's club?" Knuckles asked.
"A few months ago", Shadow answered. "Like, after I stole the chaos emerald from the bank during SA2B, I came across a place called Pink Kitty House, then I walked in, and the whole place was filled with hott babes! So then, I watched them do some pole dancing, exotic dancing, they sat on my lap, I gave them cash, they gave me lap dances, and-,"
"Nevermind, nevermind", Knuckles interrupted him with a sweatdrop.
"Dude, I didn't get to the best part", the black hedgehog tried to finish his story.
Chapter Four
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"I mean, you're so skinny, that I bet Nicole Richie needs two pounds!" Knuckles began to tell his harsh speech about skinny people. "I mean, my gosh, you're skinny like that chick Paris Hilton and that other tramp! You're so skinny; I bet you're related to Lindsay Lohan! I don't like girls who are too skinny, and I don't like fat chicks. I mean, if a girl's thick, not too fat and not too skinny, then I'll take her."
"I know what you mean", Shadow agreed. "This one time, this fat exotic dancer tried to give me a lap dance, but then I was like "Whoooa!" then I ran away. Seriously, she looked like she weighed about 200 pounds, and that's just…eww", he said and kicked back in his chair.
Rouge, Amy and Knuckles looked at him oddly. Again, what's with the strippers, exotic dancers, and such? Suddenly, cricket sounds were heard. Actually, they were coming from Rouge's cell phone with the cricket sounds as a ringtone.
"Sorry about that", she apologized as she pulled her T-Mobile cell phone out. "Hello?" she answered it.
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"I'm about to hit the par like Tiger Woods", Knuckles said as he had his golf club in position.
"Hurry up already", Rouge said impatiently.
Aggressively, Knuckles swung his club, but it slipped out of his hand! Suddenly, it disappeared. On the other side of the course, Vector, Espio, and Charmy got back up and brushed the dust off of their clothes. But then, Knuckles' golf club hits them on the heads and they fell back down unconscious (again).
"PWNED!" the same Giants fan pointed at them rudely.
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Knuckles was finishing drinking some Super Chaos Cola. Suddenly, his body starts twitching like madness as he giggled oddly. Then he starts running around in circles like a retard. He shook his head rapidly and some foam began to fall out of his mouth. Lots of people ran away, screaming that there's a mad echidna on the loose. Actually, he was having a sugar seizure! Actually, he looked Coo-Coo for Co-Co Puffs! Knuckles starts doing the worm dance as he spoke some gibberish. Rouge, Amy, and Shadow watched him with sweat drops falling off of their cheeks.
"So what should we do?" Amy scratched her head.
"How do we stop him from going crazy?" Rouge shrugged her shoulders.
"Easy", Shadow pulled out a rock from the ground and aimed at the echidna. He throws it and hits the red guy in the face. Plus, he knocked him out cold! "There you go. Oh, and if he has a crack seizure, use this", he pulls out a brick.
Chapter Five
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For another prank, Rouge takes a bee hive and pulls out some honey. Then she places the gold stuff on Shadow's and Knuckles' sandwiches. She sat the bee hive down on the table and took off running. The boys came back and took a look at the bee hive.
"What the heck?" Shadow sweatdropped.
"Ah, who cares?" Knuckles slapped the bee hive off the table. However, that was a very bad thing to do. A lot of bees came out of the bee hive and glared at the boys angrily. The echidna and the hedgehog gulped. They ran away in fear as the bees chased after them. They yelled and screamed in pain as they were getting stung by the pesky insects.
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Shadow, Amy, Rouge, and Knuckles were at a mini-football field. The girls were talking about clothes while the boys were thinking about another prank. Just then, Shadow stopped whispering to Knuckles and they nodded. The echidna walked away. Shadow got down on one knee and held the football with his finger tip.
"Hey, Amy", Shadow called out to her. "Why don't you try to kick the ball out of my hand?"
"Are you sure?" Amy asked him nervously.
"C'mon, I'll go easy on you", Shadow said sweetly.
"23, 28, hut!" Amy dashed to the football. Before she could've kicked it, Shadow moved the football out of the way. "OOOOOOOOG!" she slipped and flew up in the air. She landed on her back hardly as she yelled in pain. Holy crap, she just did an extreme Charlie Brown scene!
"You blockhead", Shadow chuckled spitefully.
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"Heads up!" Knuckles threw a baseball to Rouge.
"What?" the bat turned around. But then, she got hit in the face and fell back, unconscious.
"Oh, yeah, homerun! Revenge is mine!" Knuckles cheered.
"Victory is mine!" Stewie Griffin raised a fist in the air.
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"Hey, can you turn around right quick?" Knuckles asked Rouge.
"Why?" his date asked.
"Real quick", Knux lied. "Men talk."
Shrugging their shoulders, Amy and Rouge turned their backs. Shadow and Knuckles pulled out their camera phones and recorded their butts on the camera. They had their tongues out like dogs as they zoomed in on them. Well, it wasn't just a prank. They were just being little perverts. Before Shadow could've had a sudden orgasm, he puts his phone away as so did Knuckles.
"Let's continue", the echidna suggested.
"Ok", the girls walked forward.
"Dude, seriously", Shadow pulled his camera phone back out. "She has a big butt", he commented about Amy's backside.
"Not as big as Rouge's", Knux looked at the 'scene' that he recorded on Rouge. "Girl, you look so good, back dat ass up", he starts rapping the lyrics to himself.
"Smack that all on the floor, smack that, give me some more, smack that, 'till you get sore, smack that, oooh", Shadow starts singing to himself quietly.
"I found you, MS. NEW BOOTY", Knuckles starts rapping out loud as he danced like an idiot. "Get it together and bring it back to me. Hit the playas club for about month or 2. Put his hand on it then see what he do (x2). Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight (x3).
"I like big butts and I cannot lie", Shadow and Knuckles began to rap together as the music comes on. "You other brothers can't deny. That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung."-
"What are you guys doing?" Amy asked them, and the BGM goes off instantly.
"Nothing", Shadow and Knuckles lied as they hid their camera phones behind their backs.
Chapter Six
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Knuckles, Rouge, and Amy were doing the robot to the song "Mr. Roboto" by STYX. Plus, for no reason, they were dressed up like astronauts. Shadow was at the bar as he watched them. He was sipping some Dr. Chaos as he sweatdropped. The bartender raised an eyebrow in confusion.
"WTF?" the bartender said.
"Who picked this song?" Shadow asked.
In front of the three disguised creatures, Tails was leading the group to do the dance. He was dressed up as an astronaut too. He starts doing the dance called the snake and Knux, Rouge, and Amy followed the steps. Really, they looked retarded. Shadow and the bartender sweatdropped.
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Twenty minutes later after the robot song, Rouge, Amy, and Knuckles starts dancing to the song "Y-M-C-A" by Village People. All three of them were dressed up like hippies. They all did the dance like the actual music video! Again, the bartender and Shadow sweatdropped. Say, who was Tails' date anyway? Well, his date was a picture of Jessica Alba on it. He starts dancing with it, saying things that he wants to marry her, and some other stuff.
Chapter Seven
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"So if you don't want to marry me, then who would you rather marry?" Sally asked the fake Sonic in a very unhappy mood.
"Well, I can't see myself married anyway", Shadow said, who had blue spray paint on him. "I mean, if I was going to get married, I would have a lot of wives that included Halle Berry, Jessica Simpson, Janet Jackson, Carrie Underwood, Beyonce, Rihanna, Sheryl Crow, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie, Paris Hilton, and some other girls. How's that for an answer?"
"All I have to say is…You're on crack", Sally folded her arms.
"Actually, I'm on steroids", Shadow corrected her. "Yeah, I take steroids with all of those cheating baseball, basketball, and football players, just for fun. I bet you take birth control pills so that way you can skip your period."
"H-H-How'd you know!?" Sally looked around nervously. "I mean, that's not true. You're insane!" she pointed at him angrily
"That's what she said", Shadow joked and starts cracking up.
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"HELP ME, TONY DANZA! HELP ME, LARRY KING! HELP ME, JUDGE ALEX! HELP ME, DENZEL WASHINGTON!" Sonic called out for help as he was still running from Sally.
"You can't…escape…from me…" Sally said in exhaustion as she tried to keep up with Sonic. "God, I hate these boots", she looked at her long blue boots. "Wait", she called out weakly. "You're too fast…"
Chapter Eight
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As Amy continued torturing Shadow with her wild kisses, Shadow pulled out a handgun so he could kill himself. Before he could've reached for the trigger, Amy took the gun and threw it in the water. Next, Shadow pulled out a needle that was filled with some kind of drug so he could put Amy to sleep. He tried to sting her in the arm, but she moved so wildly that he accidentally dropped it! Then he pulled out a sign that read "Screwy, ain't it?" in the middle of it. But the crazy pink hedgehog took it and threw it away. The nightmare then continued for Shadow…
"Holy crap!" he thought in shock and fear. "She's trying to kill me!"
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"You know, I can make you laugh, right?" Knuckles tried to cheer Rouge up as they rode through the tunnel of love. "Let's see…I know!" He pulled out a piece of balloon and blew lots of air in it. It was big, but then it was small again, because he lost his breath. He tried for the second time, but he failed. For the third time, he tried again. Suddenly, he was about to pass out, or die. He fell forward and panted exhaustedly.
"Retard", the bat looked away.
Chapter Nine
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"Yeah, we be smokin' high and low, know I'm sayin'?" Knux said in his gangster accent.
"Like what?" Eggman asked sarcastically.
"Weeeeeeed!" Knuckles said in a hyper voice. "Not crack, cuz crack killz."
"Huh, dat's tru", Eggman said. "I'll neva smoke crack."
"I smoked crack once", Shadow confessed.
"Fashizzle?" Knuckles looked at him strangely.
"Yeah, it was at some girl's party, I can't remember", the black hedgehog explained. "I mean, after I took a puff out of dat pipe, dat's it. I ended up having a seizure."
"Dat sux", the echidna shook his head.
"When will this end?" Rouge looked over at Amy.
"Who knows?" Amy shook her head.
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"Looks like I'm in!" Tails popped out of nowhere, dressed up like a gangster also.
"Kid, you're too young", Knux said.
"I don't care, shoot", Tails waved a hand to go away.
"Fine then! Yo mamma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died", Eggman started a new Yo Mamma battle with Tails.
"YOU WHAT!?" Tails widened his eyes sadly. "NOOOOOO!!" he ran away like a crybaby.
"He's gonna have problems gettin' a girlfriend", Knux turned to Shadow.
"Yup", the black hedgehog nodded.
Chapter Ten
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"Why did the chicken cross the road?" Amy and Shadow's daughter asked some more questions.
"Erm-," the parents tried to reply.
"Will my boobs grow bigger than Mom's?"
"Honey-," Amy was getting impatient and annoyed with her.
"Who am I, and where did I come from?
"That's what I want to know!" Shadow said outloud in agreement.
"Why is technology such a big deal?"
"Um-,"
"Who shot Biggie and 2pac?"
"Ok, honey-," Amy tried to calm her down.
"Do chicks have balls?"
"I'm sorry, what?" Sahdow glared at his daughter oddly.
"Did Britney get her kids back yet?"
"What?" Amy sweatdropped.
"Whatever happened to Rouge and Knuckles?"
"Hm…Good question", Shadow pondered for the moment.
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Rouge and Knuckles were living happily in Hawaii. They had two kids, who are now teenagers (both of them are boys), and they had no problems with the place. Sure there were some island storms, volcano eruptions and such, but they were able to make it out safely. Since they loved the place so much, they decided to stick around again. Now they were at a party that had Hawaiian dancers, music players, and more. While the kids were hanging out with some other teens, Rouge and Knuckles were at the limbo.
"How low can you go?" a man asked with cheer as Rouge tried to arch her back.
"Ouch!" Rouge fell back. "I'm ok, I'm ok."
"Uhh…Who-a you?" Knuckles came to her, drunk. "What is-huh?" he points at the limbo stick.
"Is he alright?" a woman asked oddly.
"I hope so", Rouge looked at her husband curiously.
"It's the Y2K! I'm just kidding", Knuckles joked. "No, no, I am not going to do rehab. You can't make me. I love you, but you need to lose…um…to…two pounds?" he slurred.
"Why did I marry this guy?" Rouge asked herself in thought as she slapped her forehead.
And that's it! Again, thanks for reading and reviewing! R&R! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!