So, yes, this IS real and I AM updating.

What a shocker.

Anyhoo…I know you're all mad at me, but I promise I'll make it up to you! I'm updating everything like crazy right now, so please bear with!

Okay, well, this chapter is dedicated to Tokkalover and inspired by Fallen-Angel-Baby. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: THIS IS A DISCLAIMER. ENJOY.

We do not know why, but Kagome left Inuyasha with her bag. Maybe it's because she knows it will advance the plot.

Okay, that's a lie. She never even left it with him. She left her bag with Miroku, but then Sango decided to take a bath and now Inu's watching it. Shippo is taking a nap. That's another key thing, so bear with me.

Anyways, yes, he has the bag again. And because he is a silly little mutt and can't learn a lesson to save his ever-loving-and-extremely-long-life, he was going through said bag.

Aren't we all surprised?

While digging through the bag, he found a white bottle with a cow on it. Its contents were white as well and Inuyasha carefully held it up to his face and inspected it. He couldn't read what the bottle said but since there was a cow on the front and white liquid inside, it must be milk. What else could it be? He continued rummaging through the bag until he became thirsty, and his mind drifted back to the milk. So, he dug through some more – because remember, she has a really big backpack – until he found it. Screwing open the little orange lid, Inuyasha tipped his head back and let some drizzle into his mouth.

Turns out it wasn't milk.

The taste was horrible! He spat it out onto his hand, and then quickly proceeded to wipe it on a sleeping Shippo. Inu carefully squirted some of the stuff onto his finger and sniffed it, but he slipped and his finger went right up his nose. Now slightly red, Inuyasha began to remove his finger from his nose and realized something terrible. His finger was stuck.

Stuck inside his nose.

Well as we all know, it isn't very pleasant to have one's finger stuck inside one's nose, so he squirmed around and ended up shooting the bottle's contents all over the place. It startled him and, surprised, Inuyasha fell on top of Shippo. And so the struggle continued…

Miroku returned a couple minutes later with Sango and a red handprint on his face, along with a very upset Kagome because Miroku didn't watch her bag. So actually, there were two handprints on his face. One on top of the other. When Inuyasha came into view, this is what they all saw:

Inuyasha has his finger up his nose.

Shippo's pants are glued to Inuyasha's back, and the rest of him is glued to the back of Inu's knee.

There are leaves with white spots covering the two almost entirely.

Kagome's backpack and all its contents are scattered all over the ground.

While Miroku and Sango were holding each other on the ground laughing, Kagome was busy turning bright red with fury. She couldn't "sit" Inu because of Shippo, so instead she just turned on her heel and stormed away shrieking, "That's it! I can't take it anymore! You all FAIL."

And there you have it. Sorry if it's lame, or if I spelled things wrong, but I'm sick, have homework and there's a dog eating the sock on my foot.

But I hope you all enjoyed it. I know I enjoyed picturing Inu with his finger up his nose…Huhuhu XD

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