Woooh!" Bella screamed as she stuck her head out the limo window. Edward still had his hand clamped over his eyes while Alice and Jasper sat next to him looking uncomfortable. Jasper gave Edward a "control-your-wife" look, but Edward didn't even notice. He wrapped a hand around her waist and gently pulled her back into the limo and onto his lap.
"Let-go-of me!" Bella squealed as she struggled to get out of his grasp. Ok, time for plan B.
Edward turned her so that she faced him and gave her the best vampire eyes he could.
"Could you calm down?" He said quietly to her. Bella stuck her tongue out at him and crossed her arms. She reminded Edward of a 6 year old.
Edward sent Jasper pleading eyes, and Jasper placed an arm on Bella's shoulder. Calm energy…Edward heard Jasper think. Bella relaxed a little and settled back into Edward's arms.
"Yeah. I guess." Bella replied with a hint of annoyance in her voice. Edward sighed contently.
"So, do you have any plans I should know about for the reception?" He asked her. Bella pressed a finger to her chin and thought for a second. "Hmm…I…don't think so." She said uncertainly. Edward eyes went wide and he looked at Alice. HELP! He mouthed to her. She nodded and her vision went blank. Edward tried to concentrate on what she saw, but he could only see a blank image. She wasn't blocking him, so why could he only see…? He sighed and decided just to keep a close eye on Bella during the reception. Alice turned back to him and shrugged as if to say, sorry, can't see anything.
"…and just thank you for all coming tonight. It really does mean a lot to me." Bella said as she talked into the microphone. So far, she thought her speech was going pretty well. Edward stood at the back of the room watching her. He smiled at there and gave her a thumbs up sign. She giggled. "Anyways…I love you all. Are you ready to party?" She yelled the crowd. The crowd started to clap and yell. And now for the finale! "WOOH!" Bella screamed at the top of her lungs and ripped off her dress.
(No she wasn't naked you perverts!) Underneath her dress was a pink ruffled skirt so ridiculously short it should be underwear. She also was wearing a hot pink tube top that showed her belly button. That was just plain with the word Sexy stitched in silver rhinestones on the top.
And to think Edward thought it couldn't get any worse. Ha! The music started to blare and the people started to dance and mingle. Edward worked his way to the front of the crowd to find Bella.
"Excuse me," He said as he reached Bella. "Just what did you think you were doing up there?"
Bella scowled. "I didn't have time to change. So I changed up there!" She pointed to the stage. Edward rolled his eyes.
"Is there a problem with me changing on stage?" she asked innocently. Edward opened his mouth to say yes, yes there is, but he stopped. He couldn't bring himself to say that. She looked so happy right now.
"No. I'm fine." He surrendered. Bella smiled at him and reached out her arms for him to help her down. He lifted her down gently and set her down. "Are we ready for your reception?" Edward asked her. Bella nodded and let out another whoop.
Jacob Black walked down the hall to the reception quietly. He knew it would be hard to see Bella dancing with the bloodsucker, but he knew…he knew she would want him to come. He finally reached the two double doors at the end of the hall. With a deep breath, he pushed the left one open to find himself in the midst of a party. He had barely even took a step when the moment he had dreaded came.
"Good evening, party goers!" The dj shouted to the crowd. "Are we ready for that special song for our newly weds?" There were some cheers and sighs from the crowd. The DJ added, "Our bride picked this one out." Jacob almost turned and walked away right then and there, but he didn't. He didn't because he heard the song that came on over the speakers, and he realized that Bella had not exactly picked out the song of his nightmares.
Edward was having the opposite thought right now. Bella had exactly picked out the song of his nightmares.
He listened in mild horror to the song playing.
(yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
soulja boy tell em
ayy i got this new dance fo yall called tha Soulja Boy
(yuaaaaaaaaaa!!!)
u gotta punch den crank back 3 times from left ta right-
Yeah. I'm going to guess you can all imagine Edward right now. Now add Bella dancing to this song into the mix. Now add Edward seeing Jacob walk right over next to Bella and start dancing to this song. (Here's a hint: It's the exact opposite of happy and excited.)
Bella was having the time of her life! She cranked back and forth 3 times before heading over to the juice table for refreshments.
"Hi Jake!" She said as she walked over to the table with him. "I'm so glad you came to see me!" Jacob shrugged, but smiled back at her.
"I…I guess I just knew you wanted to see me." He said to her. She nodded seriously. She leaned closer to him, then whispered,
"I need to have some fun, you know? I mean, Edward can be a little…" she glanced back at Edward, who was currently yelling at the DJ. "…uptight." Jake nodded. He understood exactly what she meant.
"So anyways, I'm just happy to see you came to…to support me…"Her voice started to wobble a little. Jake immediately reached down, shocked.
"Bells? Don't cry! After all this, you can't cry!" He patted her gently on the back. Bella suddenly got an odd look on her face, as if she had just realized something. "I think I just-"
Unfortunately, our beloved Edward was a bit frazzled and had really just had quite enough. When he saw Jacob touching Bella, he sort of…oh god. How do I put this. Um…exploded?
"GET OUT OF HERE YOU DOG!" Edward yelled. He started over to grab Jacob, but he never quite made it.
"STOOOOP!" Bella cried. She threw herself in front of him. Edward immediately stopped, because of course he would stop for Bella. Bella took an uncertain step towards the front of the room, and cleared her throat to speak.
"I am pretty sure I just got my period, so if you would all excuse me for a minute to go put on a pad, that would be great. Thanks!" Bella skipped out of the room. Everyone stared after her in shock. And silence.
Alice turned to face Edward.
"I guess that's why she was acting so weird." She said quietly. Edward slapped a hand to his forehead. Jasper just stared down the hallway. "Do you think she'll be ok? Maybe I should go check on her-" Alice grabbed his arm. "You're going to look down her shirt while she's changing, aren't you?" Jasper's face turned red. He stuttered, then sat down in the chair next to him. Edward sighed. "At least the cake made it through all this!" He said happily. He turned to the cake table, which was empty. He turned back to Alice.
"Where in the heck is the cake?" He almost yelled. Alice pointed at Jasper. Jasper pointed at Rosalie. Rosalie pointed at Emmett. Emmett pointed at Alice. Edward gaped.
"Bu-I-why-how-" he finally gave up and sat down on the ground to pout like a 2-year-old.
Alice basically mumbled, "My wedding was better," then that was the end of it. Edward went to go find Bella, Alice and Rosalie headed back to the car, and Emmett and Jasper went to go "buy valuable educational games for better learning." How cliche.