It's AnuneFan412 who made me want to write a story about 50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do...argh. XD
50 Things I Am NOT Allowed To Do At Ouran!
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Number 1:
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I will not flirt with a piano in front of Tamaki
It was a peaceful day at Ouran. Well...maybe not that peaceful...
"..." Haruhi twitched. "Uhhh...Hikaru? Kaoru?"
"Yeah?" Hikaru and Kaoru chorused, turning their heads to look at Haruhi.
"What are you two doing?"
"Isn't that obvious?" Hikaru asked.
"Yeah, it's really obvious." Kaoru added.
"...but the problem is I don't know what you're doing." Haruhi said.
"We told you that it's obvious!" Hikaru said.
"Yeah, very very obvious." Kaoru added.
"...but I told you that it's not obvious to me." Haruhi tried again.
"But it's still very obvious!" Hikaru said.
"Yeah, exactly!" Kaoru added.
"...but it is NOT obvious to me! So just explain it to me!" Haruhi said, exasperated.
"But it's VERY obvious!" Hikaru said again.
"Yeah! EXTREMELY obvious!" Kaoru added again.
"But it's NOT obvious!" Haruhi argued.
"Okay, FINE!" Hikaru and Kaoru turned back to whatever they are doing.
"Hey, baby, wanna drink?" Hikaru asked...the...thing in front of them.
"Let's paint the town red tonight." Kaoru chimed in.
"HOW DARE YOU FLIRT WITH MY AWESOME, PRECIOUS, LOVELY, AMAZING, WONDERFUL, SUPER GREAT, THE BESTEST OF THE BESTEST BEST...piano...?!?!" Tamaki roared.
"Oh my god, my Lord is angry!" Hikaru and Kaoru faked a terrified look.
"You cannot, would not, and will not FLIRT WITH MY PIANO!!!" Tamaki shrieked.
"And why can't we?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked.
"Yeah...it's not your piano anyways, it's the piano in the music room, senpai." Haruhi added.
"Oh!" Tamaki looked flabbergasted. "Even my precious daughter has turned against me!" and he cowered in a dark corner.
"Who the hell is your daughter..." Haruhi muttered.
"We're just trying to see if we can flirt with a piano." Hikaru and Kaoru said together, just because they could.
"YOU WILL NOT FLIRT WITH MY PIANO!" Tamaki screeched.
"So why can't we?" Hikaru and Kaoru said together again, just because they COULD!
"Because it's MY piano!"
"No it isn't."
"Yes it is!"
"No it isn't."
"Yes, IT IS!!"
"Not."
"IS!"
"Not."
"IS!"
"Not!"
IS!!"
"Okay, just cut it out!" Haruhi stepped between them.
"Tell them not to flirt with daddy's piano!" Tamaki ordered.
Haruhi glared. "You're not my dad..."
"Oh! My daughter really has turned against me!" Tamaki cowered in a dark corner...again.
"I'm NOT your daughter!"
Hikaru and Kaoru just stared at each other and shrugged. Then they turned back to the piano.
"Hey baby, you look pretty cute."
"Yeah, wanna hit the movies or something?"
"DO NOT FLIRT WITH MY PIANO!!!" Tamaki screamed.
"It's NOT your piano!" Hikaru and Kaoru said.
"Oh yes, it is! So don't flirt with it!" Tamaki insisted.
"So WHY couldn't we?" Hikaru and Kaoru asked together...for the umpteenth time.
"Because my piano does NOT appreciate being flirted with!" Tamaki replied.
"It's just a piano, you know," Hikaru said.
"How do YOU know if it doesn't appreciate being flirted with?" Kaoru asked.
"Because it's MY piano!"
"It's NOT your piano!"
"Yes it is! And I can prove it!" Tamaki said.
"Oh yeah?" Hikaru and Kaoru both raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah! Just watch!" Tamaki turned to his piano. "Hey baby, let's show those devilish twins that you're MY piano!"
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"..."
"..."
"That's called FLIRTING, Tamaki-senpai." Haruhi said.
"Oh!" Tamaki cowered in a corner again. "I just knew it! I knew it! My daughter HAS turned against me!"
"I told you that I am NOT your daughter...!"
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"..."