Btw, guys, if you didn't know, at there are multiple videos of gameplay from the Japan brawl demo not in youtube, the demo containing King DeDeDe and Ike, which we did not have. Wait, did we have Ike? Anyway, on the front page, the update on January 26th, there is a link to more action on someone's youtube profile. King DeDeDe can chain throw you off the map quickly, Lord help us.

Alright, at the final first characters in the game have been introduced, looking at the Brawl screen on the newest update. Looks like Cpt. Falcon might have to be an unlockable, seeing as Sakurai likes him so much.

What If, what if.

What if…

Ridley appeared in Brawl?

This is pitiful.

Just awful.

"I thought there would be much more competition here. These look like a bunch of low-grade fools."

"Welcome to the Smash Mansion!"

The smashers greeted him. Not much to his appeal; Ridley crossed his arms and slowly walked in, observing every aspect of his new "prey".

"Hello, Newcomer!"

Nothing could annoy him more than a giant hand.

"Please move out of my way, no introduction is needed. I can take care on my own, thank you."

He was already gone out of sight before someone realized it.

"What was-a-that all about?" Luigi asked.

"Well…he's my arch-enemy, Ridley. Real company. Stubborn as always, I see…" Samus replied.

"So there's a new Mewtwo in the house, eh? I'd love to see his moves!" C. Falcon taunted, everyone sighed.

Down a flight of stairs, Ridley expected no less than failure in this mansion, all but him. Not even Samus would best Ridley at this game.

"And who areyou?"

Something resembling a turtle and a floating cat addressed him.

"I would say the same. Looks like you two are the ugliest of the litter."

"Excuse me? Who do you think you are dragon?" The cat-creature replied, angered.

"I feel this is a bit impolite. And what are your names?"

"He's Mewtwo. I'm Bowser. Don't forget it." The turtle-like creature spoke.

"Oh, I won't."

"I don't like this one…why didn't Master Hand tell us who the Newcomers werebefore they arrived?" Mewtwo telepathically talked to Bowser.

"I dunno. This is Samus's 'friend'."

"Hey, need us to show you your room?"

"Why would I need some turtle's assistance? I am not a child."

"Okay, okay, no need to be stupid about it."

"Idiots…"

Further down the long hallway lied another giant living room. Sitting on a nearby couch was a bird and a fox.

"Oh, hey, you're one of the Newcomers, right?" The fox addressed him.

"What's it to you?"

"…Okay…the name's Fox."

"Falco."

Hmm…these two look promising…

"Ridley, slightly pleased to make your acquaintance."

"…Okay…"

"I'll be looking forward to our next few battles…"

Ridley had unsettled everyone he met so far.

"This guy gives me the creeps. What's his problem?" Fox whispered.

"Forget it." Falco replied, a bird of few words.

"Don't tell me…another gloved hand…"

Of course, Master's brother, Crazy Hand, was excited about the Newcomers and so many new friends, having the mind of a child.

"Hello!"

"He-Hello…?"

"Hi!"

"…"

"Hola!" He said, in a very awful Spanish accent.

"…"

"Guten Tag!" He said, in a very awful German accent.

"…Okay, you are a complete imbecile. Did it hurt?"

"What?"

"Did it hurt?"

"Did what hurt?"

"When your own father dropped you on the head?"

"He did?"

"I think so." He emphasized his words for meaning.

"Don't worry, I'll check about that!"

"Mansion of Complete Idiots…"

I write these pretty quickly, but only give out one a day lol.

I suspect Ridley is one heck of an annoying, self-centered Mewtwo-ish whore.