Practical Joke Part II
Temari was pressed down on the beige couch cushion in the apartment in Konoha that was supplied to her during her longer stays. Shikamaru had escorted her home after that sat through a grueling four in a half hour peace meetings between Suna and Konoha. Even Temari felt herself nodding away a few times, though; she had too much control to go under completely. She had to stay attentive, not only when attention was brought to her and she had to make a report on one thing or another but also keep the lazy man on the right of her to pay attention himself. This of course was a feat in itself and she found herself constantly having to step on his foot or give his thigh a nice squeeze to pull him back to reality.
After said meeting, Shikamaru gave Temari a nice surprise when they passed through the threshold of the apartment. After closing the door behind them her turned Temari around toward him and began to kiss her fervently, trailing down from her lips, ear and to her neck. Needless to say Temari was very surprised at his sudden burst of energy as he lifted her up and "gently" laid her on the couch where she is now with Shikamaru pressed on top of her. She gladly tasted the inside of her "escort's" mouth as she pulled at the tie bounding his hair letting it fall loose around his face while he kept himself busy running his hand up her thigh and under her skirt. Getting tired of being on bottom she pushed him roughly upward against his protest and smirked at him, acknowledging the irritated look he was giving her. She rose from her position and placed herself on his lap and kissed him on his smiling lips as he muttered, "troublesome." He wrapped his strong arms around her and pulled her closer to himself as she began to pull on his metal earring. He groaned in contentment as she continued her work. Though Temari was very much enjoying herself at the moment she forced herself to open her eyes into narrow slits she thought she heard some-
"G-gara!! I- I can explain!" She yelped quickly trying to pull herself away from Shikamaru's embrace.
"I'm not stupid to fall for the same trick twice Temari…" Shikamaru muttered as he pulled a frozen Temari closer to him and began nuzzling the crook of her neck.
Temari could only gaze on in shock as she watched the cork of her younger, seemingly emotionless brother's gourd begin to shake free as he stood silently in the entree way. It wouldn't be long until Shikamaru would feel the chill of a killer's intent closely behind him….
Fin
Author's Note: RUN SHIKA, RUUUUUUUN!!
Okay… I had to sit down and FORCE myself to write this… Although I'm sure I am not the only writer who has to do so… But the main reason it's released so much later than original planned is obviously not the length but the content… In "Where's Shikamaru" was my first kissing scene… ever… (Ironically it was between Shikamaru's parents! XD) But somebody said I should be more descriptive so… I wish I had a scanner so I could just put the drawing on… It leaves it up to the imagination and is very PG13. This is border line, if not, M… If anybody thinks I should move it let me know… I feel dirty….