Disclaimer: Nothing of RENT is mine, and if it was. . . .Angel of all would be mine too. But alas, that is sadly not the case. To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everying, Julie Newmar isn't mine either. Not even a DVD. Isn't that sad?

AN: Similar-ish to my Watching Moulin Rouge fic except To Wong Foo, Thanks For Everything, Julie Newmar is a much more uplifting movie - so Angel and Collins will be reacting differently.

"Oh no, girlfriend! Did you just do a u-ie?!"

Angel and Collins cracked up.

"Noxeema cracks me up! She's hilarious!" Angel said once she'd calmed down. "But she wears way too much orange."

"I think I've found something in common with you two." Collins said.

"You're not saying I wear too much orange. . .are you?" Angel asked taken aback.

"No no, not at all. I meant you're both funny." Collins answered.

"Oh. Okay." Angel replied with a smile.

"It's so. . .romantical."

"Is that even a word, Collins?" Angel asked.

"Apparantly Chi Chi thinks so." Collins answered.

"I know. But, seriously, is 'romantical' a word?" Angel asked.

"No, honey." Collins answered.

"Damn, the people who wrote this movie had know idea what the hell they were doing, did they?" Angel asked rhetorically.

"Maybe it's just how the character was written." Collins suggested.

"Well, I don't like how they wrote Chi Chi's character then."

"Why not?"

"They made her legs hotter than mine!"

Collins laughed.

"I'm serious!" Angel whined. "Were you not paying attention to her claiming to be the 'Latina Marilyn Munroe'?"

"Baby, you're the Latina Marilyn Munroe. Besides, this is only a movie. John Liguizamo isn't even that tall. Those legs probably arn't even real." Collins said.

Angel smiled. "Thank you."

"You're welcome."

"I understand you like hitting ladies."

"Well, some ladies need to get hit."

"Well, conversally, some men need to get hit back. WHACK

"All right, Vida!" Angel and Collins cheered.

"Bastard got what he deserved!" Angel said happily. She noticed Collins was kinda zoned out. "Collins. . .you okay, honey?" she asked.

"Yeah, I was just thinking of something. . ." Collins answered.

"What?"

"Doesn't the woman who plays Carolanne also play Rizzo in Grease?" Collins asked. Angel cocked her head to one side, thinking. She looked very much like a dog trying to comprehend English.

"Yeah. . .I think so." Angel answered.

"That's what I thought."

"And the winner of the Drag Queen of America pagent iiiiiiiis. . . .Chi Chi Rodreguiz! Crowned by the original Cat Woman herself. . .Miss, Julie, NEWMAR!"

"Gah! She looks ugly now!" Angel said in disgust as Julie Newmar's face appeared onscreen.

"I know."

"Talk about a mix between Meryl Streep, Glenn Clouse, and Gwen Stefani."

Collins laughed. "You're something else, Angel."

"I know."