AN: Heya! I'm back with some good news guys! I've gotten my results from my science module, english original story and my french! I got full marks for my Biology module and 45/50 for Chemistry (A). I'm really happy and out of some fun and some inspiration I made this little ficclet to share

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DON'T FLAME! Its a happy fic and needs lots and hugs for poor Deidara since he's on the receiving end of my anger towards my French teacher for docking a mark off for no reason and made me get an A instead of an A.

1: (and sasori) When you see Deidara and Sasori together start singing: 'Hey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend'

2: Ask him if he's gay. When he says no and then 'un' (yeah) ask him why he's so conflicted about his sexuality.

3: Start randomly singing 'If you were gay' while putting your arms around him.

4: Stick death threats on his bed from Gaara along with a pile of sand on his bed.

5: Ask him what he wants for breakfast and burst into Spice girl lyrics: 'So tell me what you want, what you really really want'

6: Superglue his fringe to his head and ask him why he's so emo.

7: Randomly laugh at him as much as physically possible and when make him think that you stuck something on his head.

8: Replace his clay with slime (the ones you can play with)

9: Whenever he tries to talk start playing 'I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world…'

10: Fill his room with books on Creative gardening.

11: Replace his shampoo and condition with permanent black hair dye. When he realises ask him why he's become 'Witachi' (wannabe Itachi)

12: Keep winking at him.

13: Whenever he finishes a sentence sing 'Hallelujah'

14: Keep singing the Teletubbies theme and end up calling him Lala.

15: Pretend to be Pein (Pain) and order him to deliver a teapot to Gaara. Send a letter to Gaara saying when Deidara will be there and hide.

16: Put explosives in the toilet and blow the toilet up. Say it was Deidara.

17: Stick him on eBay

18: Whenever he goes anywhere near Zetsu shout: 'Drugs are badddddd'

19: Buy a scorpion and put it in a black bag with Sasori's name on it. Tell Deidara to put his hand in and take his 'birthday present' from Sasori out.

20: Install a sprinkler on top of his bed and set it at 1am.

AN: Well, there you have it. Fini!

Remember to read and review! I might continue this or I might just leave it here. Be sure to leave some comments!

Thanks for all the support guys!

Blue

PS: I have a new ficclet out yesterday called: A day in the life of Gaara. Check it out! It has funny bits in it too.