Blondes Have More Fun

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Okay, I know I should be working on my other stories, but I love NaruIno and they deserve more fics from me :D This'll be a little thing with different stories each chapter to be updated whenever I feel like it

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Stupid

Naruto had done a lot of stupid things in his life, but this probably took the cake.

No...this definitely took the cake.

"NARUTO, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!" Came an unhumanly howl, coming from the mouth of none other than one Yamanaka Ino, who, as he was finding out now, was actually quite quick on her feet.

Geez, she might even be faster than Sasuke.

Speaking of Sasuke...

That bastard.

He was the whole damn reason he was running away from an immensely angry Ino. Which, as he had known ever since the Chuunin exam fight where she was pitted against Sakura, was a very, very scary thing.

His jacket flew in the wind as he ran for his life, pushing people aside who screamed after him.

"Sorry!" He hollered back, annoyed.

Man, couldn't they see he was running for his life?!

Anyways, he wouldn't be in this mess if not for his ex-best friend (yes, now ex, ha! Take that, Sasuke-teme!). They had been at Ichiraku's, and Sasuke had been trying to patch things up with him ever since he became Sakura's boyfriend. It had hurt Naruto pretty badly for a few weeks (I mean, come on, Sakura didn't even ask questions when he just showed up in Konoha one day after 5 years!), but he was getting over it. Anyways, they had been there, finally peaceful after everything bad had happened since he had left, and in walks none other than Yamanaka Ino.

Now, Ino obviously was in the same position as he was—being forced to get over the object of her affections, Sasuke, because Sakura had won him finally—and if there's one thing you need to know about Yamanaka Ino, it is that she hates to lose. So you can imagine how angry Ino had been ever since Sasuke came back and returned Sakura's own affections for the dark-haired boy. She took one look at the two boys, shot Sasuke the dirtiest look she could muster, and sat down far away from the two, holding her head high.

Naruto had turned, blinking, to Sasuke. "She's still angry?" He had asked. Sasuke had sighed and nodded. Then, turned to Naruto with a smirk.

"You know, you two are in the same position. Maybe you could go talk to her. She's been pretty unhappy." He suggested. Naruto shuddered.

"Are you kidding me?!" He whispered, stealing a glance at the blonde girl, who instantly shot daggers at him as well.

"What are you looking at, whisker-face?!" She had snarled, then turned back to the table with a quiet 'hmph!'.

"That's what I mean. We don't get along well." Naruto hissed into Sasuke's ear. Sasuke looked at him coldly.

"The least you can do is cheer her up. Look how sad she looks." Sasuke had said, rolling his eyes. Naruto looked at him, raising an eyebrow slowly.

"Since when do you care about cheering people up?!" Naruto asked, then chuckled. "Geez, wish I could get this on tape. Sasuke being compassionate. Wow, never thought I'd see the day!"

"Shut up, dobe, and go talk to her before I Chidori your face into a bowl of hot ramen." Sasuke said, glaring evilly at his blonde friend.

"Alright, alright. Just for you, Sasuke-sama." He said, faking a bow. Sasuke rolled his eyes.

Naruto walked over to Ino and smiled, winking. "Come here often?" He joked, sliding into a seat next to her.

"Get lost, baka." Ino said, staring straight forward, her eyes narrowing.

"Aw, come on, Ino. Sasuke isn't that great! What does he have that I don't?!" Naruto found himself saying, thinking of Sakura with a sigh.

To his surprise Ino looked him over carefully. "Well..." She started, putting a hand to her chin, "it's more what he doesn't have that you do. He's quiet and reserved, while you're loud and ready to voice your opinions. He left to reach his own ambitions, and you fight to keep everyone safe. You could say you're polar opposites." She said, waving it off. "It's all preference. Most girls prefer the dark, angsty boy. And that's exactly what Sasuke is."

After hearing this explanation, Naruto's jaw almost dropped to the table. "You mean Sakura-chan doesn't love me like she does Sasuke because he's an insensitive ass?!"

Ino smirked slowly, and stole a look at Sasuke, whose eyes widened and face turned bright red in anger. She looked back at Naruto and nodded slowly.

"You could say that."

Sasuke stomped over, one eye twitching, then turned to Ino with a smirk.

"So, did Naruto tell you yet?" He said nonchalantly. Ino raised an eyebrow.

"Tell me what?"

"Oh, well he just told me that your hair is ugly, you're fat, and that your outfit makes you look like a whore. But I guess he isn't man enough to say it to your face. Well, I'll catch you later, Naruto." Sasuke said, thrusting his hands into his pockets and walking away slowly.

Naruto's eyes widened and he looked back at Ino slowly.

The fire burning in her eyes was probably the scariest thing he had ever seen in his life.

"You think what?" She asked, eyes blazing and voice horribly menacing.

"I didn't say that! I swear!" He cried, backing up slowly.

"Oh really?!"

"Um, you are kinda pretty I guess!!!!" He cried in an attempt to please the fuming girl.

"...KINDA?!"

"Yeah! And, uh, um...your hair isn't that bad either!"

"WHY YOU LITTLE!"

"What?!" He cried, not understanding his mistake. If there was one thing you do not do to Yamanaka Ino, it is insult the way she looks.

"You have two minutes to run."

"Excuse me?!"

"One minute and fifty-one seconds."

"Oh, shit." Was the last thing he said before he ran as fast as he could.

So here he was. And, hell, he was getting tired.

"Out of my way!" Came the girl's voice.

Man, he couldn't run forever. Think, Naruto, think...what would ero-sennin do?!

Suddenly, Naruto had an idea.

He skidded to a stop in the middle of the street as the girl ran towards him, death written all over his face. Right before her fist met his face, he pulled her to him, steadied her within a millisecond, and suddenly his lips met hers.

She blinked, eyes wide, but somehow seemed to daze to stop kissing him. Her anger seemed to melt away.

Thank you, perverted mentor... Naruto thought silently as their kiss continued.

Sasuke was walking down the street, and did a double take as he saw the two blondes. Weren't they just... less than two minutes ago...

That was it.

He would never undertand women. Hell, he would never understand Naruto and women. He shook his head and started to walk away when he heard a voice and turned around.

"So, Sasuke, you have a problem with how I look?"

"You are sooooo dead, you bastard."

The two blondes both bore malicious grins as they advanced slowly but surely towards the Uchiha.

"A-ah, but look at you two! Look how happy you are now!" He said with a frightened smile.

"Two minutes?" Naruto asked, turning to his new partner-in-crime.

Ino smirked. "He doesn't even deserve one."

And that was Sasuke's cue to run like hell. The two blondes grinned at each other, linked arms, and speeded after him.

Sasuke shuddered as he ran for his life.

Note to self: Two angry blondes equals Death.

A/N: Hope you liked it. XD