This is a story that I wrote on a whim. It's probably crack, but I hope it will be enjoyable and not a waste of your time. I know that it's slow I first, but I promise it will get better.

All characters- Masashi Kishimoto, for the 10,000th time.

Three OC's and lots of OOC-ness.

This is my first fanfic, so be nice. Here we go:

A warm, gentle breeze ran through the leaves in the forest, making them rustle softly. Nothing disturbed the silence, save for the occasional chirping of the birds.

The three missing Rock village nin sat together quietly near a small pond, recuperating from there long journey. The one male in the group, Damu, had black hair with several red streaks in it, was the first to break the long, comfortable silence.

"I'M BORED!" Damu exclaimed.

Nenriki, the second member of the group stopped playing with her long silver hair long enough to answer with a scowl, "We know you're bored, you can never just sit quietly and be content, can you?"

"So I don't like to be lazy, unlike some people who just lay around praying to their damned god all day long" he replied.

"At least I have a god, unlike you, you Atheist." Nenriki spat, gripping her rosary around her neck.

"Shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

"No, you!"

"You first!"

Finally, Kitsune, the third and by the far the most intelligent member of the trio looked up from mixing different types of roots and liquids together. "Do you guys mind? I'm trying to work on my invention, and if you guys can't keep quiet, I'll use this serum to shut the both of you up for good." She said with a maniacal grin, strands of her dark blond hair framing her face, the rest of it tied up on a ponytail on the top of her head. However, she was quickly distracted as her "invention" started to make small, strangely scented puffs.

The two nins quickly stopped squabbling, knowing that while Kitsune's many inventions and concoctions didn't work properly, they were still dangerous because they often exploded, also, she didn't make many empty threats.

"I'm still bored. I wish we never left Iwa. I miss it already."

"Geez, Damu, we've only been on the run for a week. You're such a girl."

"Your mom's such a girl."

"Well, I sure hope so."

"Shut up!"

"No, you shut up!"

Kitsune started rubbing her temples, and the two's childish shouts receded once again when they notice her imaginary warning light blinking.

Damu cleared is throat, and what was in what he hoped to be a respectful tone of voice, calmly asked Kitsune, "So, what do we do now that we can't go back to Iwa?"

"I don't know," she replied, in barely more than a whisper, "we don't know anything about how to even be rough ninja, not to mention we're all the way in Konoha. It would be so much easier if we had… some one to learn from."

"You're nor seriously considering…him"

"Yeah, I am." Kitsune replied, putting her concoction away and shouldering her small pack. "Guys, gather your things, we're going to pay a visit to my lil' bro."