Hey this is princezzme! just lettin u know once again how bored i get.A little note that will help this story b better:Imagine the ghetto girls talking with new york accents if u cn't imagin it any othr way...and I also dn't know GOODBYE!

I don't own a cd player,cheesecake or a michael jackson cd do u think i own naruto?

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Neji puts on his shades and his saggy pants and got ready for another day of school,letting people do allll the work for him.Ahhhh life is sweet,Neji thought as he did his pimp walk down the street to his school Da High Skool of Konoha. On his way he saw Ten-Ten wearing green bootie shorts and and a tight sleevless shirt. "Neji"Ten-ten said looking into a compact and putting on lipgloss. "What woman?" Neji answered abruptly. "How come you ain't call me back last night? I was waitin by da phone and you aint neva call."Ten-Ten said. "I had some buisiness to take care of." Neji said. "What knid of buisiness?" Ten-Ten asked. "Dat ain't important all like dat just chill shawty. Lets walk." Neji answered. Neji continued doing his pimp walk down the street while Ten-Ten switched her but back and forth.

At school

Neji was on his way to his locker when two fangirls/valley girls appeared.

The fangirls scream."Omg we like so totally love you cuz you're like so awesome! Your soooo hot and pimptastic!" They said excitedly. "Eh ya'll needs to chill dis ain't cool." Neji said and continued pimp walking to his next class. On his way to class he sees Sasuke walking with Sakura and Ino on his arms. "Eh yo Sasuke! We needs to have a convo-sation." Neji said pimp walking over to Sasuke. "What you want?" Sasuke asked. "You owe me some food pills and some money." Neji says snapping his fingers then Ten-Ten and Haku appear at his arms. "I'mma give you dat tommorrow." Sasuke said. "Naw you gone give me my food pills today." Neji replied. Neji grabs Sasuke by his shirt and pushes him up against the locker. "All right right man I'll give you your money now I promise please don't kill me! I have too many fangirls and my hair is too spiky for me to die now!!" Sasuke says with his voce wavering. "Dats what I'm talkin bout."Neji said.

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Will Neji get his money and food pills?

Will Neji discover that Haku is on his arm?

Find out in the next chapter of...Neji's pimp life!!!!!!!

PLz leave a comment and be nice!!!And remember ALWAYS give Neji his money and food pills or else!