Hey! I came up with this idea some rainy day! (which is like every day, where I live, which is not Forks… sadly…) I hope you like it! I know there are a couple of stories like this one, but please read mine, it's got some unusual twists!

Forks' Baby Boom

Chapter 1: Partners

"Well, I guess we're gonna be parents."

"Yeah… I call being the guy!" Emmett shouted.

Edward sighed. "Okay, I'll be the girl."

Whoa, hold up. Let me go back to the beginning. It started this morning. It was Wednesday and a pretty normal day: gray and rainy. The semester had ended yesterday, so today was the start of my new class: Human Development and Relations. In other words: Health Class.

We had all signed up: me, Edward, Alice, and the rest of the gang. It was one of the few Junior/Senior classes and we wanted to be together. Mike, Angela and a few of my other friends were taking it too.

I had heard it was a fun class, and the class project, raising "children," was the most interesting project of the year.

That was where the "we're gonna be parents" thing came from…

The class was right before lunch, so I was starving when I walked in.

I took a seat alone by the windows, since I was the first in the classroom, and though of lunch. Edward and the other Cullens filed in over the next two minutes.

The teacher, Mrs. Cook, was up at the front, trying to get the classes' attention. Kids were throwing paper, talking, texting, and doing those things kids to between classes. I started to feel bad for her until—

"Shut up," she exploded! "Okay," her voice returned to normal once she had our attention, "now that you're listening, today we are starting our Baby project."

The class cheered and Edward whispered in my ear, "The first step after marriage is having a baby, you know."

I shuddered at the word marriage. Even if it was Edward I was marrying not Mike Newton or anyone weird, the idea of marriage still creeped me out. Charlie and Renee had raised me well…

My stomach rumbled so I forgot our engagement and thought about food. My thoughts preoccupied me so that I didn't here what the teacher said next. Edward filled me in later.

"Oh yeah, and you can thank last semester's class for this, I'm picking your partners."

This announcement was followed by a series of groans, moans, and "oh crap's."

Of course, I didn't hear any of this. In fact, I didn't snap back to reality until she read, "Isabella Swan and Michael Newton, you guys now have a new baby!"

Edward growled under his breath and my mouth dropped open.

Mike Newton.

I was partnered with Mike. Oh god, Edward's gonna kill someone. Probably him…

I saw Mike smile and wave from across the room, but I pretended I didn't see and ignored him.

Mrs. Cook kept reading. Alice was with Jasper (lucky duck). Rosalie was with Eric. I saw her face go from shock, to horror, to plotting in a few seconds flat. I really didn't want to know what she was thinking, but Edward seemed to feel it was funny.

I was listening to see what girl would get Edward, and what girl I could hit later. I could swear I saw Jessica crossing her fingers until she was partnered with Tyler. Angela was with Ben (so not fair!) and they were pretty excited. The list went on until Mrs. Cook read the last group.

Edward and Emmett didn't have partners.

"Okay, there should be one person without a partner. Who is the lucky kid?"

My boys raised their hands. "We don't." Edward's voice was dead, of course, he know what she was thinking so…

"Oh! I guess I miscounted!" She looked over her class list to make sure she didn't miss any girls, either.

"No, you just like to torment teenagers," Edward said under his breath. I elbowed him in the ribs.

"I guess we have an uneven number of boys! Well, you two will have to be our exotic couple! Your baby will have two daddies!"

The class burst into laughter and Edward's face fell into impassive depression. Emmett was laughing it up with the rest of the class.

"Okay, everyone! Break up into groups and decide who is going to carry the belly for a week."

Tyler raised his hand.

"Yes? Mr.… Tyler?"

"Um, what belly?"

"The 'girl' will have to wear a fake pregnant belly for a week. It's the pregnancy experience. Your groups will also have to be together almost all the time."

My head dropped in defeat at that. So much for an "awesome project." So far I was partnered with Ew-Mike, had to wear a heavy, fake stomach, and I would have to spend even more time with Ew-Mike.

You know, Ew-Mike is a really good nickname for him…

"Okay, break up!" Mrs. Cook called over the already chatting class.

Mike walked over to my chair. "Hey, Bella! I guess I got you knocked up, huh?"

Edward pretended to take a bite out of Mike's neck from behind him. I threw my Spanish book at him, but he ducked. "Um, no. Never gonna happen. But I'll wear the belly, since I'm the girl."

"Cool. I really didn't want to wear that thing, sorry. The guys would never let me live it down…"

"Yeah, I know. Sweet, now that we got that settled, bye!" I walked over to where Edward and Emmett were sitting. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Mike staring at my butt. Just for him, I made sure to swing my hips a bit more.

Edward and Emmett were just staring at each other. Good thing Edward was concentrating on something else. If Mike was thinking what I know he was thinking, Edward would have killed him.

"Wow, you guys got far."

"Well, I guess we're gonna be parents," Edward murmured.

"Yeah… I call being the guy!" Emmett yelled.

Edward sighed and looked like he wanted to kill himself, if he could. "Okay… I'll be the girl."

Emmett and I cracked up at that. I could just imagine what Edward would look like with a pregnant belly, and it wasn't pretty…

I guess Emmett was seeing that too in his head because Edward looked ready to throw himself at him. I managed to put my arm on him as I tried to catch my breath. "Ed-ward. Calm. Down!"

He just glared at me.

"Come on. Silly. Goose! Lighten. Up!" Emmett was trying to catch his breath too.

The bell rang and Alice bounced over to us. "I'm pregnant!"

I laughed at the impossibility of that statement. "So am I!"

She fake gasped. "Bella! You're cheating on Edward!"

"Yep, with Mike. I've dumped Jake too," I laughed.

"Bad girl! Well, we have to get you some food; I know I'm having cravings already. And after school we need to get some maternity clothes!"

I stopped in my tracks, my sneakers making black lines on the tiles. "Maternity clothes?"

"Yeah, silly! Once you have that belly on you won't fit into any of your clothes. Trust me. I've taken this class before."

I guess I'd have to take her word for it; she was the psychic after all.

Do you like it? Do you hate it? Tell me please! I know Bella didn't agree to marry him until they were seniors, but just go with me here! The marriage thing only comes up in this chapter…

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