A/N: I'm back! I thought I'd branch out of the musical parodies and write a different one. This is one of my FAVORITE movies of all time! (and, I guess it is kind of a movie musical, albeit a demented one)
Disclaimer: Tim Burton owns the NBC.
Dedication: frodoschick wanted this one!
Citizens of Halloweentown: It's Halloween! Yayy! Let's sing about it! We're monsters!
Mayor: I have two faces!
Clown: I can tear mine off!
Vampires: Blood!
Witches: Broomsticks!
All: We heart Jack!
Random fangirls: Jack! JAAAAAACK!!!
Jack: Yeah, yeah. I know you love me!
Mayor: Let's plan a year in advance!
Jack: Whatevs, I need to have an emo moment.
Zero: Bark!
Jack: I TOLD YOU, I NEED AN EMO MOMENT, ZERO!!
Zero: whimpers
Jack: EMO-OSITY!
Mayor: Yoo-hoo! Jaaack!
Door: no answer
Mayor: Ok, NO MORE MR. NICE MAYOR!! GRRR MEANIE FACE!!
Door: still no answer
Random bystander musicians: Jack's not like, home, dude.
Mayor: NOW you tell me that useful information.
Jack: Lalala, walking through the woods with my ghost dog…man, I have a hangover from that monster emo moment last night!
Forest: has pretty trees
Jack: OOOOH, PREEEEETTY!!!!
Tree with the Christmas tree on it: PICK ME!! PICK ME!!
Jack: Heh-loooo???
Wind: swirly
Jack: WHEE!!
Christmas Town: Shiny! Pretty! Happy!
Jack: What the (BLEEP!) is this?!
Citizens of Christmas Town: It's a magic land of…
Unicorns: Joy…and joyness.
Charlie: WTF? I thought this was Charlie and the Unicorn….?
Citizens: Hello, Mr. Unicorn!
Charlie: Not. Again!
Jack: This is all very strange…but so strangely addicting!
Sally: I love Jack so much, la la la!
Mayor: I don't know how many days there are in a year!
Jack: I'm baaaaaaack!
All: Yayy!!
Mayor: Town meeting time!
Sally: Must. Get. Away!!
Professor dude: Mmm, soup!
Sally: Yeeeeeeeessss!
Jack: Christmas! Snow! Presents! Sandy Claws!
Maureen: Moo! Cows! Leap of faith!
Citizens: Ooh, a human-figure!
Maureen: WTF? Wrong door, sorry!
All: CHRISTMAS! YAY!!
Jack: Well…close enough.
Sally: NOOOOOOO!! BAD IDEA!! FLAMES!! DESTRUCTION!! VISION!!
Jack: Whatever, just make my suit, mkay?
Sally: O…k….
Lock, Shock, Barrel: TRICK OR TREAT!!
Jack: Perf, now GO!
Lock, Shock Barrel: KIDNAP MR. SANDY CLAWS!! YAY!! We're demented!! We're gonna sing a demented song now!!
Oogie: Sandy…
Jack: More emo-osity
Sally: Aww, he needs a cute moment!
Jack: EMO! EMO!
Sally: cute-osity
Jack: Aww! Erm…EMO! EMO!
Lock, Shock, Barrel: We got 'im!
Jack: That is a BUNNY. BUN-NY! Now, get me SANDY. SAN-DY!
Lock, Shock, Barrel: Trick or treat!
Santa: WTF? Oops, I'm a children's man. I meant what the heck??
Oogie: Yummers!
Sally: FOG!
Jack: Dang.
Zero: I'm like Rudolph! SHINY NOSE!!
Jack: Oooh, yay!!
Citizens: WHEE!!
Sally: CRAP.
Oogie: I like to gamble!
Santa: Crud.
Sally: I can help! SUPER SALLYYYY!!
Jack: Presents!
Kids: scream
Jack: Merry Halloween! I mean erm…Merry Christmas!!
Guards: SHOOT!
Jack: Damn.
Citizens of Halloweentown: WAHH!!
Jack: Another emo moment! In a graveyard, too!
Sally: Come here, Sandy!
Santa: Righto!
Oogie: I think not.
Sally: Oh, da…looks at Santa darn.
Jack: Zooms to save Sally and Sandy!
Oogie: GAMBLE!
Jack: dodges coolie lasers
Sally: Jack, Jack, he's our…skeleton! If he can't do it, no one can! YAYY JACK!!
Jack: unravels Oogie
Oogie: BUGS!!
Sally: My heeeeeeero!
Sandy: Take over someone ELSE's holiday! Mah!
Jack: I'm baaaaack! (AGAIN)
All: Yayy!!
Sandy: SNOW!
All: What's thiiiiis?
Sally: I'm gonna sit on this prettyful hill and pick flowers!
Jack: Sally…I love you.
Sally: I love you too!
Both: CUTE MOMENT!! We belong together!! AWW!!
Audience: That was…AWESOME!! Weird, but AWESOME!!
LOL, it sucked. But, I had fun writing it! So, yay! Review me, please! I'd like it…no, I'd love it! LOL, hope you liked it.