A/N: I've never done a story like this…bare with me. It's completely random and has no point, so it's not expected to make sense.
Also, half the credit for this fanfiction goes to Dehoudai, we came up with this together.
Disclaimer: We the undersigned do not own: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Naruto, Pirates, the earth (yet), pudding, Bill Cosby, Chuck Norris, or a box with an alien head inside in which to call mother. In other words we don't own anything in this chapter. Given most of the things mentioned above are not part of this chapter…but we still don't own them.
Dehodai: this was really just for our amusement, so you're welcome to flame, we don't care.
Strife: But flames make me sad…
Dehodai: shut up.
Strife: Okay then. Enjoy our crack!
Before the BellThe day started like any other school day. Roxas managed to make it out of Axel's screaming metal death trap van without getting smashed. It wasn't that Axel was a bad driver, It was the fact that they drove to school with a group of crazy people and Axel refused to stop yelling at them long enough to watch the road. The one eyed cop that always pulled them over didn't help much either, but luckily he said he would not give the group a ticket if they bought him a donut…well…Axel didn't think it was lucky…but they made it to school unscathed.
"Everyday! Everyday I have to spend money on some creepy cop so he can eat fried dough!" The redhead raved as he kicked the door to said van open. Axel took the time to hold the door open for Roxas, and then slammed the door before the others could get out.
Roxas sighed and began to follow his friend. Smiling brightly at him in an attempt to brighten the mood. "Oh Axel…it doesn't matter that much. We have more money then Bill Cosby, so does it really matter?"
Axel froze in mid-step, taking a moment to think over what his little blonde friend just said. He tapped his forehead with his finger, then snapped and turned back to Roxas, eyes twitching a bit. "Roxas…you mean Bill Gates. Bill Cosby is an old man who wears colorful sweaters and probably touches little boys…like Michael Jackson."
Roxas thought it over, then nodded. Axel smiled and patted him on the head, making another attempt to get in the school when a voice from above stopped him.
"Hey how'd you to get all that money anyway?" Said the voice, and Roxas jumped, then looked to the top of the van.
"Hayner! How long have you been up there?" Roxas asked, noticing the voice did not come from an angel, but from Hayner, who for some reason or another, was on the roof of the van.
Hayner glared and struggled a bit in the ropes. "Since your boyfriend wouldn't let me ride in van so he tied me to the roof." All eyes fell on Axel as Hayner grumbled angrily.
Roxas looked up at Axel, who was whistling casually as he stared at the sky. Noticing the silent stares the pyro coughed, then put the attention back on Roxas. "Ya didn't answer his question Rox…tell 'em."
Roxas looked at the group (though we're not completely sure when they got out of the van) who all nodded together. "Oh yeah!" Roxas grinned, reflecting on the day. "It was all totally random, one day I was just a poor kid…and then one day, BAM! I found a lotto ticket on the side of the road!"
--Flashback—
Roxas walked along the street in tattered clothes, whistling to himself as a small piece of paper blew by. The teen blinked, and held out his hand so the paper blew right into his palm. "Wow! A free lottery ticket! I gotta show Axel!" with that, Roxas walked off.
At this moment an old man with an eye patch walked around the corner. "Where'd my ticket go?!" Xigbar yelled to no one in particular.
--End Flashback—
Roxas looked back to the group, who were all staring with blank expressions. Then he turned to Axel, who was wiping his eye, shaking his head happily. "That story never gets old!"
The group continued to be silent, though they exchanged there looks to Axel. With the silence, Axel again attempted to get into the school, though as soon as he turned around he found himself chest to eye with Sora.
"Hi Axel!" The brunette chimed happily, before he began looking in every possible direction for something or other. "Hey have any of you guys seen Riku? As soon as we got out of the car he was like…GONE!"
This might have been tolerated if it didn't happen EVERY day. It seemed as though all Sora ever did was walk around saying: "hey have you seen Riku?" sadly usually said silver haired teen was usually either just in front of him, or just behind him, yet Sora never seemed to look in the right direction. So to this, the group, minus Roxas who seemed to understand Sora some way or another, replied with a rather loud: "NO!"
"Aww you don't have to be so mean about it…" Sora whined, pouting for a good .6 seconds before he noticed Mr. Sparrow walking for the door. "Hey! Captain Jack have you seen Riku?" He called, running after the history teacher.
"I hope he finds Riku…" Roxas said as he sadly watched Sora go. To this Axel shifted his eyes slowly to the innocent blonde, and hit himself in the head.
"Okay…they're all rotting your brain, it's time to go inside." He told, taking Roxas's hand and dragging him a good four steps before he was…YET again interrupted. This time by a squeaky blonde boy in an orange jumpsuit.
"Hey guys! Have you seen Sasuke or Sora? As soon as I got out of the car they were gone! Believe it!" Uzumaki Naruto, some random really aggravating foreign kid whose lot in life was to constantly test Axel's patience.
Roxas wanted to say something, but as the grip on his hand tightened Roxas knew to be quiet. He stepped back, hiding safely behind the red-head as his eyes twitched, and he pointed a fist to Naruto. "NO! WE HAVEN'T SEEN HIM! NOT TODAY, NOY YESTERDAY! AND WE WON'T SEE HIM TOMORROW OR THE NEXT DAY! NOW GO AWAY!"
"You're funny Axel!" Naruto laughed as he too walked off. Axel's eye was twitching to the point it was probably going to fall out. The pyro snarled and rared back, only to be suddenly grabbed around the waist by Roxas.
"Not again!" He yelled, not wanting a repeat of the last time went after one of the other students. The last kid had to join the witness protection program and move to another country.
Somehow, even with all the distractions, Axel and Roxas managed to make it in the school on time. Thought not by much. Soon after they entered the bell rang. Well…it wasn't exactly a bell. Cid, the man who put the wiring in the school, pretty much forgot to add a bell that worked. So the teachers had to improvise.
"Ring! Ring! RING! RING!" Came the voice of Yuffie, aparantly Cid promised her extra credit if she would make bell sounds when it was time to go to class. That way Cid didn't get yelled at for forgetting this important detail.
"Hey Yuffie!" Roxas waved, the hyper active girl waved back, but continued to walk.
"Can't talk Roxas, I'm working. See you in Lockheart's class!" If the obnoxious ringing wasn't enough to pit someone off to what Yuffie was trying to do, the fact that she wore a large sign around her neck saying "the bell" helped too.
"I need sleep…c'mon Roxas lets go to English." Axel declared and began walking down the hall.
"Ms. Lockheart? Didn't Mr. Sepiroth fire her?" Roxas asked, confused by "the bell" and her words.
"He probably did…but she shows up anyway." Axel shrugged as they reached the English room. Axel kicked the door open. Things were only going to get more pointless from here on out.
- End Chapter One- -
Strife: And so ends the prolouge. We hope you liked it, it only gets weirder.
Dehodai: So leave some comments, Just because! And again if you hate it, that's not our problem. So flames are open…we'll probably just laugh and delete them later.
Strife: but flames are mean!
Dehodai: Shut up Strife.
Strife: Okay then…well, until next time, bye!