Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of the characters…I DO however own the plot and my own made up characters. If I owned the story Sakura would be horribly tortured in every episode…Just for my own twisted amusement.

LT: This takes place after the chunin exams. Other than that its mostly non-Conon. Sasuke does not have the curse seal but Orochimaru still wants him.

Oh yeah eventual yaoi. That means boyXboy love, you've been warned.

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Sandaime Hokage trudged through the forest heading toward his home. He was mentally and physically exhausted, and he still didn't know what he was going to tell everyone. He brought a hand to his chest to cover his heart when he saw the village gates. He felt a pain and anger shoot deep in his heart when he laid eyes upon the village, for it was the cause of his pain.

He was deep in thought that he didn't even notice a gray haired ANBU step forward. "Hokage-sama I know how much pain you're in but we need you to act normal. You said it your self we had to do this for the good of not only the village, but the other villages as well."

"Kakashi….I just don't know if ill ever get his eyes out of my head…I d-don't think I can ever forgive myself…" Sarutobi said quietly. Kakashi sighed. He noticed they where right in front of the gates. With a pain filled look in his eyes he started walking again along with the hokage and two other masked anbu. "Honestly Sarutobi, I don't think any of us can…"

The village of Konohagakure was basking in another glorious day. The birds were singing, the crops were plentiful and the sky was clear. Yup the village was the epiphany of paradise. Everyone was content and happy this glorious morning….even a young raven haired man who was currently making his way to a certain bridge to meet with his team.

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!! GO ANNOY SOMEONE ELSE!!! WHAT IS YOUR FASINATION WITH TEMPTING ME TO KILL YOU?!"

Did I say happy? I meant completely annoyed and murderous.

"Sasuke! I love you!" "Sasuke-kun! I want to have your children!!!" "Marry me Sasuke-kun" "I don't care if you marry me! Just fuck me! Please!"

Sasuke winced at their voices and glared at them. This, just as his yelling, had absolutely no affect. 'God damn it! At this rate ill be the last one there!' he sweat dropped. '...well last one besides Kakashi that is'he glared at the dreaded fangirs one last time before jumping to the roof and continuing his progress to the bridge.

When he arrived at the bridge he noticed that Sakura was the only one there. When she spotted him she immediately went into her fangirl mode. "Sasuke-kun! You're here early, but of course someone as talented as yourself would always be early!" Sakura squealed.

"Hn."

"What do you think we'll do today? I hope it's better than painting that old woman's house! That was so boring, right Sasuke-kun?"

"…"

"So Sasuke-kun what did you do on your one-week off?" she waited a moment then continued to talk. "I did many things. I went to visit my aunt in a small village not far from here and let me tell you…" she kept talking for 10 minutes.

"…" 'Why is she still talking?

Why won't she shut up?' Suddenly she shut up.'Oh thank god my ears were starting to hurt' he heard Sakura gasp and looked up, he too couldn't help stare in disbelief.

"You….you…you…" Sakura started "You're EARLY?!" she screamed to their sensei. "Meh, meh. If you don't want me here I could come back in a couple of hours. But then again I do have important news but if you want to wait who am I to go against your wishes." He said smiling and turning around as if to walk away. "No! Don't you dare!" She said as she grabbing him by his shirt.

Sasuke wasn't paying attention to them any more. He was looking at a dark haired boy standing by Kakashi. The boy was wearing a belly shirt and looked a lot like himself. "Kakashi, can you get on with it?" Sasuke said in a monotone voice. "A bit cranky this morning, are we Sasuke-kun?" Sasuke just glared at Kakashi. "Fine, fine well as Sasuke already noticed this here is your new team member." He said referring to the other teen. "Hello there my name is Sai, I hope we can be good friends." The young man said with an over the top fake smile. Sakura who just noticed the boy blushed slightly and smiled. "Hello. My name is Sakura. I'm sure well be good friends." She gave a short bow Sai did the same and said

"I'm sure well get along fine you ugly hag." There was a moment of complete silence then—

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?! Ill kill you!" Sakura lunged at him but Kakashi held her back. "Neh. Neh. Sakura you shouldn't hurt him on his first day." Kakashi said with his eyes in upside-down u's. Sasuke was deep in thought. Something wasn't right. As far as he had read in the Shinobi books there was only supposed to be three members in each cell. It was really uncommon for there to be more. His eyes widened in realization. He began to look around. "Sasuke is there something wrong?" Kakashi asked still holding onto Sakura.

"Where's Naruto?" he asked. Sasuke noticed that both Kakashi and that boy Sai stiffened slightly. "Hey now that you mention it where is he? He's usually here already." Sakura said looking around. Kakashi quickly smiled again but the boy just frowned. "Sharp as ever Sasuke. Well you see Hokage-sama found some of Naruto's relatives in Amegakure and Naruto was given the choice to go live with them. He accepted and left four days ago.. That's the reason that we need a new member. That's where Sai comes in." He answered smiling.

"Che that baka didn't even say good bye! Not like I care but he could've told us!" Sakura said loudly. Something was up. Sasuke could sense it. During the explanation Sai kept throwing Kakashi hateful looks. Anyway Naruto wasn't the type to leave without saying something. But he could tell Kakashi wasn't going to say anything. "You guys have the rest of the day to get to know each other. Oh and Sakura don't be harsh on him, he doesn't know about emotions. Ja ne" he said before he disappeared in a puff of smoke.

'But that cant be right he was showing hate in those eyes earlier anyway he seems to know something'

"Hey kid, what do you know about Naruto?" he asked him suddenly. Sai who had been arguing friendly like with Sakura turned to look at him. The pain and hate in those was so intense he found himself taking a step back. "You two have no right asking anything about him. You didn't care about him or try to help him, as long as I'm concerned you're at fault too. You disgust me." He started to walk away.

"And to be clear Sakura-san I don't think we can be friends. I can't be friends with someone I hate."

Sakura and Sasuke stared as he left. 'What just happened?'

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LT: Yay! Done with the first chapter!
Reviews are appreciated as well as helpful criticism. I will post the next chapter as soon as I finish typing it.
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