Pokemon: Wheel Of Fortune: Season 2
Drew, Max, Prof. Birch
Important Information: SL stands for Shiny Lucario. I don't know who created Wheel Of Fortune, or who its brought by. I just know how the game goes, but I haven't watch the show lately, so I may be wrong on a couple of things.
(Before the show)
SL: Hi everyone. I am not dead. I'm really sorry that I haven't updated in a long time. I've been very busy with school, things to do at my house, and other things. Anyways, lets just start the show.
(SL appears on the stage with a baseball bat)
(Everyone looks at him)
SL: All of you will know why I have this bat when I use it.
Drew: Damn, how long do I have to wait here!?
SL: Why? I thought you just came 30 minutes ago.
Drew: No! I've been here since you haven't updated! I didn't get the news!
SL: Your loss. Now lets just start the game.
Axletia: Geez, it took you long enough to update.
SL: Yes, it did. It will take longer if we don't get to the game.
Axletia: Fine.
SL: Good. Lets start with a... 2,000 dollar Toss-Up.
Cody: I thought it was always 1,000 dollars .
SL: Screw it. I can make it 3,000 dollars if I want. In fact, I will. A 3,000 dollar Toss-Up.
Tobi: Forgetting someone.
SL: Yes.
Tobi: Are you gonna do anything?!
SL: Yes.
Tobi: Then do it now.
SL: Okay. Ladies and gentleman! Please put your ands together for... Tobi!
(People in the audience start clapping their hands)
Tobi: (Appears on the stage)
SL: May I start the game now?
Devin: Why are you so eager to start the game?
SL: Because I haven't updated in a long time.
Devin: Okay. I thought you might have gone crazy.
SL: No, not yet. Okay, the category is... "Jobs". (7 boxes appear on the board) And the puzzle will start... now.
(A letter P appears)
Max: (Buzzes in)
SL: What is your answer?
Max: Poopie!
SL: ... No. Continue with the puzzle.
(A letter U appears on the board)
(A letter M appears on the board)
Drew: (Buzzes in)
SL: What?
Drew: I know the answer?
SL: I doubt it.
Drew: Give me a chance!
SL: Fine!
Drew: The answer is Mario!
Axletia: My Telethon Crew killed him a long time ago!
SL: The memories... (The show is about to go to a flash back) No! No flash backs! Plus, that isn't the answer.
Drew: But-
SL: I said that isn't the answer. Mario is an occupation.
Drew: But Mario is a-
SL: Shut up! Go on with the puzzle.
(A letter B appears on the board)
(A letter L appears on the board)
(A letter E appears on the board)
(Prof. Birch buzzes in)
Axletia: What is your answer Prof. Bitch. I mean, Birch.
Prof. Birch: The answer is Plumber.
SL: Correct.
Drew: That is what I told you!
Tobi: No, you said Mario.
Drew: But Mario is a freakin' plumber!
SL: But you still said Mario as your answer.
Drew: Uh... May, back me up.
May: Screw you.
Drew: Uh... Damn it!
SL: Well, Prof. Birch earns 3,000 dollars and we will move on to the regular rounds.
Axletia: The category for this puzzle is... "Household Items". (7 blocks appear on the board)
SL: With the answer to this puzzle, I would put the contestants' brains in it and destroy them.
Tobi: Drew goes first.
Drew: Hello sexy thang.
Tobi: (Grabs the baseball bat SL had and wacks drew on the head with it) Never say that again!
Drew: (On the ground) Yes... May I get an ice pack?
SL: No.
Drew: Damn it.
Axletia: Now get up and spin the wheel.
Drew: (Spins the wheel)
(The arrow points to 200)
SL: Pick a letter, Booger Head.
Drew: ... A letter B.
May: One B, and it stands for bastard, and that is what you are Drew, a bastard.
SL: Uh... Okay... Drew has 200 dollars... Are you mad at Drew?
May: Yes!
Tobi: Why?
May: He stole 2 dollars from me!
Drew: I am going to pay you back!
SL: When?
Drew: When I actually leave with money from here!
Axletia: Well, that is never gonna happen.
SL: Yeah. Lets just continue with the puzzle. Drew, spin the wheel again.
Drew: (Spins the wheel)
(The arrow points to Skip a Turn)
Drew: Uh... (beep).
SL: Deal with it. Now its Max's turn.
Max: The answer is Poopie!
SL: Did you turn stupid?
Max: No. I have smarts.
SL: Okay...
Axletia: He is even stupider than Drew.
Drew: I'll take that as a compliment.
Tobi: Shut up, Booger Head.
Drew: Don't make fun of my hair! Its the color green, and people like the color green.
SL: I don't. Now, stop whining. Max, just spin the wheel.
Max: What wheel?
SL: The wheel in front of you.
Max: But its a circle.
SL: Fine, spin the circle.
Max: (Spins the wheel)
(The arrow points at 100)
Axletia: Now pick a letter.
Max: Pie.
SL: Pie isn't a letter.
Max: Fine. I pick a letter Z.
May: There are no Z's in the puzzle.
Max: (beep) (beep) (beep) (beep).
SL: Shut up.
Max: (beep).
Tobi: Wow, you sure like to curse a lot.
Max: (beep).
Axletia: (Grabs SL's baseball bat from Tobi and hits Max behind the head)
Max: (Falls down) ... (beep).
SL: Professor Birch, you're up.
Prof. Birch: Up where?
SL: I mean, spin the wheel.
Prof. Birch: Oh. (Spins the wheel) (The arrow points at 500)
Tobi: Pick a letter.
Prof. Birch: Hmmm... A letter P.
May: One P.
Axletia: Now Professor Birch has 500 dollars.
Tobi: Spin the wheel again.
Prof. Birch: The same wheel.
Tobi: Yes, the same one.
Prof. Birch: It looks different now.
Tobi: How?
Prof. Birch: All the labels on the wheel changed places.
Tobi: Just spin the freakin' wheel!
Prof. Birch: Fine! (Spins the wheel) (The arrow points at SL's bottom)
SL: What the crap?! How is the arrow pointing at my ass?
Drew: Because the arrow should go up your-
SL: I'll kill you, Drew!!
Drew: How?
SL: I don't know!!
Drew: Okay.
SL: ... Professor Birch, spin the wheel again.
Prof. Birch: What wheel?
SL: Forget it. We are just going to the speed round. First, lets check out the scores.
Axletia: Lets see... Broccoli head has 200 dollars, Potty Mouth has 0 dollars, and Pathetic Excuse For A Professor has 500 dollars.
SL: Wow, Drew is gonna leave here with money.
Drew: In your face!
SL: Shut up. Okay, the category to the puzzle is "Cell/Mobile Phones". (7 boxes appear on the board) Each letter is worth 500 dollars. Drew, you go first.
Drew: I pick a letter L.
May: No L's, dumb ass.
Tobi: I'll repeat for the dumb ass. There are no L's, dumb ass!!
Axletia: Now it's Max's turn.
Max: (Still lies on the floor)
SL: You must've hit him hard.
Axletia: I show no mercy.
SL: I can tell. We'll skip Max, and now it's Professor Birch's turn.
Prof. Birch: For what? Is it my turn to die?!
Axletia: I wish.
SL: Sadly, no, it isn't your turn to die. It is your turn to pick a letter.
Prof. Birch: Okay... Which letter?
SL: Just pick any letter!
Prof. Birch: From what language!?
SL: English!
Prof. Birch: From which-
SL: (beep) you! You know which letter, which language, and whatever the third thing you were about to say! Since we have 1 person knocked out, and 2 idiots. We are gonna go to the final round. Professor Birch goes to the final round... This should be horrible. Professor Birch, follow me to the small wheel.
(SL and Prof. Birch walk to the small wheel)
SL: Professor Birch, spin the wheel that is in front of you.
Prof. Birch: (spins the wheel) (The arrow points to a card)
SL: (Takes the card) I'll hold this card while you try to solve the puzzle.
Prof. Birch: I'll do my best.
SL: Right... Anyways, the category is... "Pokemon". (9 blocks appear on the board) I wonder if this is easy or not, since there are over 400 Pokemon. We will start you off with these letters: R, S, T, L, N, and E.
May: There is one N and one E.
SL: Now pick 5 consonants and 1 vowel.
Prof. Birch: (thinks like a genius for some reason) I pick the letters P, C, H, Y, T, and O.
May: There is one P, C, H, Y, and 2 O's.
SL: Okay, we will give you 30 seconds to solve the puzzle.
(Timer starts)
Prof. Birch: (looks at a Pokemon next to him and screams-) Poochyena!!
SL: Correct.
Prof. Birch: (Runs away from a Poochyena)
Alxetina: Go Poochyena! Kill Prof. Birch!
Tobi: Yeah! Go kill him!
Devin: Murder him!
Cody: Make a homicide on him!
SL: Well, that wraps up everything for today.
SL, Devin, Cody, Axletia, Tobi, and May: Bye everyone!
(After the show)
SL: Finally, done. I guess there is nothing for now. The next contestants are cabbage, cheese, and milk... Wait, that's a grocery list. The next contestants are Brock, Misty, and... Oh no... Juan. Someone kill me! Please!
Cody: Too bad. If someone killed you, this series would end.
SL: Is that a bad thing?
Cody: I think so.
SL: Fine, I'll live. Until next time, and I promise it won't be long. See ya!