Asking for Trouble
Disclaimer: I don't own them, I just play with them.
Summary: Abby plays pranks on Gibbs. The results aren't quite what you probably expect. Warning - Spanking of adult. Don't like? Don't read!
A/N: This is part of the story arc that began in my story The Lesson and probably won't make much sense if you haven't read that first. This takes place a week after the events in The Lesson and Ice Cream and Sympathy. The rating is for a later chapter – sorry to disappoint anyone looking for immediate smut, but I don't want readers to get hooked without knowing what they're getting into. The first couple of chapters are pretty short but the scene changes made convenient breaks. They get longer. Promise. Anyone interested only in the paternal aspects of my other stories might want to give this one a miss; don't worry, there will be more smut-less stories in the future.
WARNING: This story contains the spanking of an adult, sex, and references to mild BDSM. There are also some naughty words. You've been warned. If you have a problem with any of that – scram!
Three heads snapped up with surprise when the cell phone began to ring. Its owner frowned and pulled it from his pocket, speaking with more annoyance than usual when he flipped it open.
'Gibbs.'
He listened for a moment, then snapped it shut without speaking another word. Without warning, he tossed the phone across the bullpen. 'Fix it,' he ordered, before stalking off towards the elevator.
McGee caught the phone. As usual, all things even remotely technical were passed off to him. It didn't take an MIT grad to reset a ringtone, but he wasn't about to point that out to his boss. He hit a few buttons then put the phone on Gibbs's desk, where he'd be sure to see it when he returned.
'The Muppets?' Tony asked, after making sure that Gibbs was safely out of earshot. 'She reset Gibbs's phone to play the theme song from the Muppets?!'
'Apparently.'
'Is she trying to get us killed?'
McGee just sighed and returned to his desk. It was only Thursday morning, but it had already been a long week.
On Monday, Gibbs had arrived in the morning to find Abby's lab report waiting for him on his desk. Neatly stapled on all four corners.
On Tuesday, he'd reached for a paperclip only to find it linked to every other paperclip in his desk.
On Wednesday, he'd returned from the head and discovered that somebody had put sugar in his coffee while he was gone.
Tony, McGee and Kate had all pleaded with Abby to stop with the pranks, since they were the ones who had to deal with an increasingly irate (and now caffeine-deprived) Gibbs. Apparently they hadn't been as persuasive as they'd thought.