Summary: Naruto's a couples counselor and is greeted by Sasuke and Sakura, soon he finds himself trying to break them apart and when Sasuke finds out about his little scheme things just seem to get more and more complicated?
Warning(s): Language, lemons and limes, violence, and whatever else I might forget to add
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Chapter One: Go for it
Sasuke snarled at Sakura as they made their way into the large building. Its walls were white, splattered with grey paint for a childish affect. Painting of flowers and fields also littered the walls along with poems.
"Stop that Sasuke, and you wonder why were here," the pink haired woman whispered harshly. She stood tall, proud, but that was the exact reason why Sasuke couldn't stand her. She never wanted to shut up, or admit she was wrong-whenever she was. There was something always wrong that he did that she had to point out, too.
"Umm, h-hello do you h-have an a-appointment," asked Hinata, the secretary. She wore a dark purple three piece pinstripe suit. The hem of her skirt reached her knees and her hair was done in a small bun, her bangs hanging down.
"Yes, we do," Sakura sighed, "My name is Uchiha Sakura and his Uchiha Sasuke."
Hinata checked the record book that laid sprawled on her desk and found that they did have an appointment. She looked from one to the other and smiled at them hoping what ever problem they had was quickly worked out.
"O-okay, Dr.Uzumaki will be able to see you in a few minutes," she said smiling at them once again. "He's finishing up with patience's."
The happy couple took the seats that lined the blinding white walls. Sasuke sat down a little too quickly accidentally nudging Sakura in the arm. She bit her bottom lip, fighting back a sigh, but it slipped. Sasuke turned giving her a questioning glance.
"Sasuke don't start this, not here," she complained.
"What I'm starting Sakura," he asked in a sigh, he hated when she did this. "All I did was bump into you."
"On purpose," she snorted, leaning back folding her arms across her chest.
"On accident," he retorted, propping his elbow on the wooden arm of the chair. His face rested in the palm of his hand, his eyes glazed over with boredom as he looked, waited for their couple's therapist to come out. The last thing he wanted to do was communicate with the pink haired monster next to him.
The door opened revealing a fairly young couple walking out, smile on their faces. Once out they turned around, both bowing their heads low in respect. The woman was the first to speak saying something Sasuke couldn't hear. He sat upright straining to hear better, but all he could hear was the muffled voices from the distance.
Naruto walked out of the room, following behind his patience's, a toothy grin spread across his features. He rubbed the back of his neck in an embarrassed fashion, saying he didn't deserver their praise.
"Of course you do," said the husband smacking Naruto's back, causing them both to laugh. "Alright your next appointment will be next Tuesday, does that work for the two you," the blonde said cheerfully. The husband smiled and nodded while his wife blurted a no. He turned to her, sour look on his face. "Why do you do this every time," he asked raising his voice a little. "Do what," she questioned. He let out a frustrated huffed as he nodded his head in an annoyed fashion. Turning around quickly he headed for the door his wife quickly following after him wondering what she did wrong.
Naruto walked over towards the small oak desk that Hinata worked at, and smiled at her making her flush a bright red. "Anymore for today," he questioned. Hinata smiled gently nodding her head while motioning towards Sasuke and Sakura. "The Uchiha's," she whispered almost below audible.
Naruto looked from the pinked haired beauty to the almost asleep looking man. His breath became hitched in his throat as his eyes locked with cold black ones. He swallowed hard, his throat becoming dry all of the sudden, as he called them into his office.
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Sasuke had been eyeing his therapist ever since he had came out. He was expecting to see a fat middle age man with a balding head but instead saw a young, bubbly, male with light golden hair, deep blue eyes and smooth tan skin. He wondered how a man that looked to be younger than him was going to fix his marriage. How much could he possible know?
They entered his office sitting on the plush red couch Naruto offered to them. Unlike the lobby the walls were dark, a shady tint of blue with even darker vertical strips.
"I'll be your couple's therapist. Uzumaki Naruto, the best there is" he exclaimed.
'My, he sure is annoying,' thought Sakura, sweat dropping. All Sasuke could think of on the other hand was how much of an idiot his therapist looked pointing to himself like that.
Naruto's previous smile vanished and was replaced by a much more serious face. "How did you come to me?"
"Well," Sakura started, "We were recommended by one of our friends."
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The questioning continued long into the couple's hour. Sakura wasted not one second of it as she continued to complain or wine about something. It was almost time to go when Naruto noticed Sasuke hadn't said a word. He didn't even try to defend himself from the assult of words his wife fired at him.
The raven haired man sat back studying his surroundings. He let his eyes wonder about but they mostly peered out the large window that laid to his far right. His eyes flickered time to time from his wife to the window but more frequently to the blonde who sat listing, jaded.
Sasuke's hard black eyes met with soft aqua blue ones as Naruto flicked his eyes up. All he wanted to do was check how Sasuke was taking the assault of words from his wife, but now instead he found himself in a staring contest. Sasuke smirked as a pink tinge made its way onto his face.
Naruto's eyes widen and shot up as Sakura touched his leg. "Dr.Uzumaki your all red. What's wrong? Do you have fever," she questioned, slapping her hand to his forehead.
"N-no. I'm fine. Don't worry about me," he croaked as he glanced at Sasuke whose smirk only seemed to grow bigger the redder he got. Naruto let out a small growl as he watched the other laugh in amusement.
"Sasuke, stop that," Sakura warned. She whacked him upside the head, seizing his laughter.
"Sakura," he sneered.
Naruto was surprised at how fast both of their tones changed. Sakura had gone from being a sweet but winy princess to being a bitch and Sasuke… well Sasuke still sounded like a jerk.
The blonde jumped, making Sasuke grin, when his timer went off signaling that the hour was over.
Naruto quickly led them to the door, feeling flustered at the sight of Sasuke's smile. He was all to happy to rid himself of the man and Sasuke for that matter, that he forgot to set another appointment for them.
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"Sasuke, I think the therapy is working. I feel better about our relationship already," the pink haired woman chirped.
"Hn. Whatever," he said while sighing.
Sakura frowned, muttering things under her breath. She leaned over towards Sasuke and opened the glove compartment, pulling out a small planner. "So, Sasuke when did he say our next appointment was," she asked in a hum. "He didn't say," Sasuke explained. He leaned back not really caring if they came back or not. He let out a small chuckle just remembering how red Naruto's face was when he teased him.
"What's so funny," Sakura asked, eyebrow raised.
"Nothing."
"Sasuke," she hissed.
He sighed a fine and told her making her gasp. "You go apologize right now, Uchiha Sasuke," she yelled in anger. She opened the door practically pushing him out onto the concert. "And, while your at it make another appointment!"
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Sasuke reentered the building, hands in his pocket, scowl on his face. He looked around seeing few people, but that was expected considering it was almost closing time. He boldly strolled over towards Hinata, head held high, dark eyes locked.
Hinata shivered from the gaze but refused to look away. A dark blush played across her features. "Umm… y-yes, Mr.Uchiha w-what do you need," she questioned. Her voice came out more shrill that she intended, but she firmly held her ground.
"Hn, I need to speak with Naruto."
"H-he's with another c-couple, right now. He w-won't be available till to-tomorrow," she managed to studded out under the intimidating gaze. Sasuke sighed in annoyance but just asked for Naruto's lunch break time instead. Hinata hesitated at first but after a minute under the unwavering gaze she felt more nervous and compelled to tell him.
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Sasuke pulled up into the same parking spot as yesterday and stepped out slamming the door closed. He wore dark denim pants, a dark blue shirt with a black fleece thrown on top.
He once again made his way into the all too familiar white lobby to find Hinata in the same spot as the day before, only now she looked more casually and relaxed. That was until she spotted him. Her face instantly fell and body slumped with disgust.
"Where's Naruto," Sasuke questioned. His eyes rolled around the room in search of the blonde, but he was nowhere to be found.
"H-he'll be done in a couple of minutes," she said. She tried to smile her best as she added, "y-you can w-wait over there." She pointed towards a row of empty chairs that lined the wall of Naruto's office.
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Naruto sat at his desk, smile on his face. After going home and having a long warm shower and a good nights rest he was felt much better, more rejuvenated than the day before. He stood up stretching when knocking came to his door. "N-Naruto," it was Hinata. "You h-have a visitor," she said in a soft whisper before exiting to bring Sasuke in.
He plopped back in his chair, but immediately stood back up as he saw who barged through the door.
"W-what are you doing here teme," he yelled.
"What was that you called me dobe," the raven haired man questioned, his voice laced venom.
Sasuke's voice hissed but that didn't stop Naruto as he jumped over his desk, knocking a few things down in the process, to stand right in front of the other man. There faces were literally mere inches away and their gazes where fixed. They stood like that for a about a minute before Sasuke's smirk grew.
Naruto frowned. "What's so damn funny?"
Sasuke raised an eyebrow and shook his head. "Hn, nothing." He leaned in placing a quick and gentle kiss on warm pink lips, smirking the entire time. The blondes mouth fell open with shock. 'What the hell did he just do?!'
"We'll see you Thursday, at the same time," Sasuke called once half way out the door.
Naruto's face flushed red with both shame and embarrassment as he watched Sasuke leave.
---------Thursday---------
Naruto sat pouting at his desk, watching the clock, wishing the hands would turn faster. He still had three hours before it was time to close and Sasuke and Sakura were suppose to show up for their appointment any minute now.
He put his feet on his desk and threw his head back against the chair. He let out a tired sigh and thought back to a pervious conversation he had with Kiba.
---------Flash Back---------
"So, Naruto why'd you drag me here," Kiba questioned in between bits. He sat across from the blond happily chowing down on the ribs he ordered. His dark skin glowed in the afternoon sun and his brown hair was messy and fluffed up from the blowing wind. He wore a light brown business suit , the color of caramel.
They sat outside on the patio to one of Naruto's most favorite restaurants. He had dragged Kiba there in hopes of finding an answer to his question. "Uh, how do you know when you like someone," he questioned, his a red face as red as a tomatoeHe focused all his attention on his food, looking at it like it was the only important thing that mattered.
"You sly dog," Kiba grinned. "Wait! It better not be Hinata! I already told you that I like her!"
"No, no it's not Hinata. It's a client," the blonde said head hung low in embarrassment. As much as Naruto hated to admit he always seemed to fall for his male clients, and trying to help them with marital problems wasn't always an easy thing to do.
"Another client, huh," Kiba said playfully a wide grin on his spread on his features. "You fall in love too easily, Naruto. First it was Neji, then it was Gaara, so who is it now," he questioned in a much more serious tone.
"I rather not say," Naruto mumbled in a pout.
"Have it your way then, but if you feel as strongly as you sound, I say go for it," the dog like man said as another waiter brought a dish full of wings, "Of course leave Hinata out of it," he added a wing dangling from his jaws.
'Go for it huh.' he thought as he continued to watched Kiba stuff his face.
---------End Flash Back---------
Hopefully this story will be about two to three chapters (can only hope, my stories never turn out the way I want them to), sorry about ending it on a flash back, but o'well. It feels like forever since I last posted anything, sorry bout that aslo. I'll try to start working on some of my older fics (hopefully finish them while I'm at it)
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