Warning: Slash. RemusXSirius. Very bad, crude humour.
I do not own Harry Potter and never will (much to my disappointment)
A/N: If a word is wrote in bold it means it was scribbled out.
S: Moooooony!
R: What?
S: Tell James off!
R: Why? What have you done now?
S: Me? I haven't done anything! James is calling me dense!
R: And…?
S: He's calling me ME dense!
R: Do you even know what dense means Padfoot?
S: …
R: Well?
S: No but…
R: Precisely!
S: So what does it mean then smart arse?
R: Thick. It means you're thick.
S: But I aren't!
R: Yes you are!
J: Thank you Remus. My point exactly!
R: You're welcome James.
S: OI!
R: Why were you calling him dense anyway?
S: Don't you dare James!
J: I was saying that it is obvious he fancies you and that you fancy him back.
R: Prongs, Sirius scribbled the name out.
J: Prat he is.
R: Still don't get why you were calling him dense though.
J: I said he was dense for not seeing that you fancy him!
S: Suck on my Lollipop…
R: SIRIUS!
S: It's a song!
R: So why did you say it?
S: I can hear someone singing it.
J: Lily.
S: What?
R: Random.
S: That guy is too obsessed for his own good!
J: Nooo. Lily is singing it.
S: Oh okay.
R: So where were we Prongs?
J: We were discussing that you fancy Sirius.
R: …
J: Moony reply!
R: No.
J: Haha! You just did!
S: Why is Lily singing Suck on My Lollipop? Has she got a d-
J: NO! SHE HASN'T!
R: How do you know?
S: James are you blushing?
R: Lily?
L: What?
R: Is there something you and James aren't telling us?
L: You and Sirius together yet?
J: Could cook an egg on your face Moony!
R: Thank you Prongs
J: You're welcome.
L: James, it's not sore anymore.
S: WTF?
R: Are you two sure?
J: Good I'd thought I'd hurt you!
L: No it was rather nice actually…
J: Really?
L: Yes.
S: Moony and me are still here you know!
R: What's sore Lily?
L: My foot! What were you thinking?
R: Reread what you two wrote.
L: Oh.
R: Yeah.
L: Badly aimed tickle spell Lupin.
S: Whatever.
J: So do you fancy him Remus?
L: Him?
S: Boys?
R: Lily, why are you joining in?
L: Because as James' girlfriend…
S: GIRLFRIEND!?
R: Awww. James were you going to tell us?
J: Yes . . . Eventually.
S: Is he good Lily?
L: Very good.
R: So you two have slept together!
S: Eggs. Now I fancy them, we've got our ovens, just need the eggs…
J: I'll ask again. Do you fancy him?
R: I . . . I dunno.
S: Are you even gay Moony?
R: . . . yes
S: Really?
R: Yes
S: Seriously?
R: Yes
S: You're gay?
R: YES!
S: No, really?
R: Crying out loud! YES I'M GAY!
J: You shouted that out to the class you know.
R: Gr. Sirius is the dense one not me!
S: Hey! At least I didn't announce to the whole class I'm gay.
J: True.
S: I kept it quiet.
R: YOU'RE GAY!?
J: Bad luck Sirius, the class knows about you now!
S: Why are you shouting out what you write Moony?
R: Shock, I think.
J: Oh. You do fancy him!
S: So Prongs, how did you finally get Lily into bed?
L: Hey! I'm still reading this you know!
R: How oblivious is Sirius?
J: My point exactly.
S: What's that word mean?
R: Dense.
S: But dense means thick.
R: No. I'm saying that your dense!
S: What does the word mean then!? That oblivi something.
J: Unaware of what is happening around you.
R: How the hell did you know that?
J: Erm…
L: He has a dictionary on his lap, I can feel it.
R: Why can you feel it on his lap?
S: Hands.
R: Pardon?
S: She's been running her hand up his leg all lesson.
J: Padfoot!
R: Aggh!
L: Remus?
R: Hmmm?
L: Why did you just jump?
R: You gave Sirius ideas.
J: WHAT?!
L: How?
R: Hands going up legs.
S: Yeah thanks Lily. Any other tips?
S: Lily, Jamsie?
S: Reckon we shocked 'em Moony?
R: Do that again.
S: What again?
R: What you just did with your hand.
S: This?
R: Yeah!
S: Like it?
R: Can't you tell?
J: GROSS!
L: I guess we weren't the only people hiding things!
J: True! I wondered what those noises were the other night.
S: What?
J: You were moaning Moony's name.
S: crap
J: And Moony was moaning yours!
R: James?
J: Yes?
S: Moony and me were only joking today.
J: What!?
R: We don't go out.
J: Oh shit. I've said too much haven't I?
S: Yeah.
R: Definitely.
Hehe.