Not counting this author's note, this is a drabble. Meaning it's EXACTLY 100 words. Short and sweet. I may use this prank again in my longer fic that I (sadly) can't post, due to the internet being down in my room.

I don't own "Transformers". Or the prank, actually. (Or Rubix cubes. Which kick the Allspark's ass. Seriously, Michael Bay, what the hell? What happened to energon cubes?)

--

"PRIME!"

The voice caused the Autobot leader to jump and quickly hide the unsolved Rubix. "Yes, Ratchet? How may I help you?"

"PUNISH THEM!" The medic pointed at the two behind him: the twins. "I'm TIRED of their stupid pranks! Do you want to know what these fraggers did? They made me hit myself with the phone!"

"How'd you do that?" Optimus asked, having to admit that it was impressive.

"Wasn't hard. Just put a few extra gears in the headset each day 'til he got used to the weight," Sunstreaker shrugged.

"Yeah, then today we took 'em all out!"

-fin-

Would have made it longer, but I have to follow the rules of writing a drabble! Anyway, reviews would be nice. (Sequels would be nicer, if anyone wants to write one for me! What kind of payback will Ratchet think up? Mmmm… haha…) And kudos to whoever figures out where I stole the prank from!