Yeah, don't ask me where I got this idea from, I was just writing in English class, when this came to mind. It goes with my story "But, Why Me!". All of this is between Autumn and Itachi. I might add someone else at the end though, most likely Daniel. The point of view skips around a bit, like who's singing about whom. Just to let you know.

Disclaimer: I don't own the character "Itachi" from NARUTO.

And I don't own the song "Skater Boy" or "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne

Weasel Boi

He was a guy

She was a girl

Can I make this any less obvious?

She was a punk.

And he needed help.

What more can I say?

He hated her.

She'd never tell.

Secretly she hated him as well.

And all of his friends

Stuck up their nose.

And they had a problem

With her baggy clothes.

He was a Weasel Boi

She said, "Catch the measles Boi".

He was way too good for her.

He had a pretty face but his head was god-knows-where.

He needed to come right here to earth.

One month from now

She sits at home

Talking to Cleo

She's all alone

She turns on TV

Guess who she sees

Weasel Boi running across the screen

She calls up her friends

They already know

And now it's their favorite show

She gets sucked in

And stands in the woods

Looks up at the man that she once loved

He was a Weasel Boi

She said, "I hope you die Boi"

He was way too good for her

Now he's a criminal

Don't be too literal

Does your pretty face see what she's worth?

Sorry Boi, but you missed out

Well tough luck that girl's mine now

We've been more than just great friends

This is how our story ends

Too bad that you couldn't see

See the kunoichi that girl could be

She is more than meets the eye

I see the soul that is inside

I'm just a guy

And she's just a girl

Can I make this any less obvious?

We are in love

Or haven't you heard?

How we rock each other's world

We saw the Weasel Boi

She said, "He's an evil Boi"

We'll find our way out of right out of here

Back to the mansion

Beyond comprehension

Watching the boy we used to know

We saw the Weasel Boi

She said, "He's an evil Boi"

We'll find our way out of right out of here

Back to the mansion

Beyond comprehension

Watching the boy we used to know

Well that was fun. And kudos to you if you actually followed that! Poor Itachi though... Oh well! None of this really has anything to do with my story, since I'm still deciding the outcome.