Harry Potter & Ronald Weasley and the

Mary Sue

Chapter 1: Mary Jaguar Amethyst Hunter Jewel Sakura Azure Rainbow Phoenix Boreal Kairi Goddess Sue

It was an ordinary day. An extraordinary person lay on her ordinary beach chair tanning. Excluding the fact that it was snowing, Mary Jaguar Amethyst Hunter Jewel Sakura Azure Rainbow Phoenix Boreal Kairi Goddess Sue was enjoying herself. She lazily flipped her gold-streaked bubblegum pink hair which fluttered effortlessly back into position.

Already knowing what was waiting for her that day, she strode into her penthouse studio. Picking up the letter which lay in the mailbox without even looking at the latter, she sighed hugely as there was no one but her pet phoenix, Sunshine to hear her. The letter read:

Dear Mary Jaguar Amethyst Hunter Jewel Sakura Azure Rainbow Phoenix Boreal Kairi Goddess Sue,

We are sorry to inform you that you will be transferring schools for the remainder of your education. The faculty at Doe-ear School of Witch-craft and Wizardry feel that you make them feel inadequate and are on the verge of mental insanity. The only school which would accept you, Hogwarts, is abroad in England. Please report to Platform 9 ¾ at King's Cross at ten o' clock on September 1st. You will need no different books than the ones you already have.

Signed,

Percival Wolffe

Headmaster Percival Wolffe of

Doe-ear School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Mary thought about how much she would miss her friends the entire school population. She didn't worry that they wouldn't remember her, how could they? She was a model student, popular and all around perfect. She cheered up a bit when she thought about an entirely new school, I mean, country, to win over. And more importantly, how many boys would fall in love with her.

End Chapter 1