It was Valentines Day. Everyone was giving their lovers presents. Everyone, except the Akatsuki.
"Valentines Day is a disgrace to art..." Sasori said. Deidara nodded. "Yes, art is destruction. Although if I'm able to bomb all those chocolates I wouldn't mind." Deidara said glancing at the mound of chocolates they had gotten.
"No, I will make a puppet out of them." Sasori argued.
"No, I will destroy them with my Mangekyou." Itachi said.
"No, I will feed them to the plants." Zetsu said thinking about a beautiful flower he had seen recently.
"I want to offer them to my god!" Hidan said.
"Shut up." Itachi mumbled.
"Shut up you piece of crap! Go to hell!" Hidan shouted giving him the middle finger.
"You idiots, we should sell them for money." Kakuzu mumbled.
"Then you can buy me things..." Konan said.
"We can use the money to heighten our status." Pein said.
"But...!" The other Akatsuki shouted. They wanted to use the chocolates for themselves.
"The chocolate is good!" A voice said from where the mound of chocolate was. The Akatsuki turned around to see Tobi sitting where the chocolate once was. He had chocolate all over him and was surrounded by chocolate wrapers.
"...Tobi...!" Many evil looking faces surrounded him.
"Waaahhhh!!! Tobi is a good boy!!! Don't hurt me!!!" Tobi started to cry.
"Wait!" Deidara said and stopped them.
'Deidara-senpai...?' Tobi thought. For a second Tobi thought Deidara-senpai loved him.
"I'll take care of this!" An evil aura rose around Deidara.
"Huh...what?" Tobi said.
"Explode!" Deidara threw a bird at him.
"Waaahhhh!" Tobi flew out of the house.
My second Akatsuki story!!!
I love Tobi so he's the main again!!! Sorta Deitobi depending on the way you look at it!