"Why are you dancing like that?" Sakura's dancing in circles around Sasuke, wiggling her butt. It's making him seasick. Alcohol and absurd butt wiggling don't mix

"Because, because, because," she sings holding her dwindling drink aloft as she dances behind him, "I am SUCH a good person!"

"Hn."
"I am the best person, and do you know wwwhhyyyy." She stops in front of him, but is still bouncing on her toes like a mad woman.

Sigh. "Why?"

"Because… I just facilitated the midnight kiss of one Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata." Even when she's drunk, she's articulate as fuck.

"So?"

"So? So it's perfect! They kissed! I am such a good matchmaker!"

Now her bouncing is giving him a headache… and an eyeful of the soft chest under her slipping tank top.

"What's so great about getting kissed at midnight." She doesn't seem to notice how far shirt is slipping.

"Uh…nothing." She doesn't stop bouncing and isn't at all put off by his comment, but pulls up the strap of shirt. "Unless you're some sort of shyness monster who's been in love with same loser since you were twelve years old."

"Because that doesn't sound familiar." He smirks because he's drunk and can get away with a comment like that.

"Five!"

"So what are you going to do for your midnight kiss?" Sasuke can't help himself again. If he had known that he could say this much without getting punched as long as they were sloshed, he would go drinking with his teammates more often.

"Four!"

"Now that Hinata's off the market, maybe I'll go find Kiba or something."

"Three!"

Sasuke dips his lips down to hers, but Sakura pulls away frowning slightly.

"Two!"

"Nice try Uchiha, but you're a little early."

"One!"

She downs the rest of her drink and avoids his eyes.

"Happy New Year!"

He nudges the cup away and in the same swift movement, plants a firm kiss on Sakura's still sipping lips.

After a moment Sakura pulls back and spits a mouthful of sake into his smirking face.

A/N Hahahaa… Sorry… this was just hitting me over the head while me and my friend were counting down (we both couldn't give less of a shit about New Years Eve). I always imagined that in the future, Sakura would always get pissed off whenever Sasuke would mention what a freakin' Mary Sue she had been.