Disclaimer: I don't own Gakuen Alice

Just made this for fun... I got the idea from a text message I received. :)

What an English!

by: swapai bakawaii

Hotaru is the boss, Mikan is the maid and Natsume is a beggar.

Natsume is asking alms at the door of Hotaru's house.

"Mikan, there is a beggar at the door, shoo him." Hotaru ordered.

"Hai, Hotaru!" Mikan said as she went outside to do what she ordered.

She then faced the beggar with an air of pride.

"Hey, you stinky beggar with different atmosphere of scented junk that soothes to everybody's nostrils and poisoning everyone's fresh and carbon-free lungs, please go away, now!!" Mikan hastily said to the beggar.

Natsume's vein twitched...

"What?! You pathetic, second grade trying hard nanny, a social climber and a very low grade mammal who underestimates a high-class beggar like me!" he retorted

"Shut up!" Mikan shouted and stomped back to the house.

"So did the beggar go away?" Hotaru asked.

"That beggar's mean, Hotaru" Mikan said as she cried waterfalls tears...

-Owari-

Please review...

There's a part two."What an English Too", Please also read and review .net/s/5002305/1/What_An_English_Too