The reason behind itachi's wrinkles

This is a crack fic about the reason behind itachi's wrinkles and it's also my first fanfic so plz don't be sooo mean a lil mean is ok…and lil flaming is ok too, but again don't be sooo meanruns….hides

In this story itachi discovers that akatsuki members talk in their sleep.

It was 9:00 pm at the akatsuki's HQ, and they were getting ready for bed…

Every one had their own room except for itachi, kisame wanted to sleep in his room 'cause deidara played a prank on him…let's just say that kisame wasn't thrilled to find out that he ate tuna sandwich after deidara told him that he'll like this ''new food'' and he kept having nightmares since then.

9:10 pm…the HQ was eerily quiet, and every one had settled in for the night, because they were exhausted from their missions, every one except for kisame that laid on a messy mattress on the floor beside itachi's neat bed and itachi that laid on his bed that hovered beside kisame with his back to him…hoping that he'll think that he's asleep,'cause kisame just wouldn't SHUT-UP! He kept complaining so he couldn't sleep….

Kisame: "itachi" he called itachi's name for the 10th time in 10 minutes

Itachi:twitch "hn?"

Kisame: "I can't sleep" he whined…again!

Itachi: ignore

Kisame: pout

Itachi: still ignore

Kisame: pouts louder

Itachi: sight "be quiet and close your eyes then you'll drift to sleep before you know it"

Kisame: "I can't close my eyes"

Itachi: "why?" still facing the wall with his back to kisame

Kisame: "I dunno"

Itachi: " fine…then just be quiet"

Kisame:" how's that gonna help?"

Itachi: "it'll help me sleep…so when you talk to me I won't hear you"

Kisame: "huh?"

Itachi: "never mind"

Kisame: "you know once I killed a roommate of mine….you know why?"

Itachi: "'cause he wouldn't shut-up and let you sleep?"

Kisame: "no"

Itachi: "then whyyyy?" yawns

Kisame: "ehhh…. I forgot hehe"

Itachi: "kisame, I have a way to make you go to sleep…I don't care if you don't want to"

Kisame: suspicious dare I ask….what?"

Itachi sits up then grab kisame by his shirt's collar

Kisame: "what r you going to do?" uneasy

Itachi: "mangikyou-sharingan!"

Kisame: immediately falls into slumber

Itachi: throws kisame onto the mattress without caring if he even lands on it, then lay on his back and closes his eyes

Kisame: grabs a pillow

Itachi: stares

Kisame: chomps off half the pillow "itachi….yummmmmy!"

Itachi: girly shriek, then grabs his pillow and his favorite blanket with chibi sasuke pictures on it and runs…errr….flies out of the room.

Itachi ran through the quiet hallways 'till he reached deidara's room, he opened the door slowly…and peeked inside.

Deidara: sleeping peacefully on the bed

Itachi:sight of relief

Deidarazzzzz un!''

Itachi:un? Whatever…I just wanna sleep' place the pillowbeside the bed then lay down and covers himself with his blanket

Itachi: falls into light sleep for just a sec then..

Deidara: "zzzzzz hiccup un!

Itachi: opens eyes slowly…turn around and glare at deidara

Deidara: "zzzzzz hiccup un!

Itachi:grabs his pillow 'I'll make it quick he won't know what hit him….' realizes what he's thinking about then drops the pillow

Deidara: "zzzzzz hiccup "DAMN UCHIHAS I'M GONNA KILL THEM! Un!''

Itachi: "shit!" grabs pillow and blanket then stomps out of the room….slams the door

Deidara: jumps up…..looks around…yawn…..back 2 sleep

Itachi walks around in the hallways, he felt so sleepy that he couldn't tell where he was heading…..

OK, I know it's short, so R&R…….which characters do you want itachi trying their room next? vote only 4 two characters….2 characters per chapter )

Sasori

Zetsu

Tobi D

Konan

Leader-sama aka pein

Hidan

Kakuzu