Hah, second story on this site, yay me for getting over procrastination!! Anyway, I got the idea off of another fic that I saw that involves crack!pairings, entitled "Press Button, Recieve Crack" by Kirmon64. Kind of. Sort of. I'd actually found the pairing generator surfing the net for random Transformers stuff, and got the idea to do crack!pairings, but I'd never seen Kirmon64's fic until a few days ago. So, in no way am I stealing her ideas, or anything like that. Any similarities to Kirmon64's stories are purely coincidental, mostly because I'm one of those people who can't usually remember something they've read only once. Gah, now I need to read her fic again. I liked it.

Disclaimer: Nobody is mine, sadly. They all belong to their respective owners (Hasbro, etc.)
Pairing: Maggie/Xbox360con
Word: Nervous
Summary: It's Maggie's first time, and she's very nervous. Xbox360con isn't helping her any bit.
NOTE: I know that interfacing is usually described as the Cybertronian equivalent of sex, but I'm changing it around a bit. "Interfacing" will be equivalent to mutual masturbation, while "porting" is equivalent to actually entering a person...yeah...I'm gonna stop before I hurt myself.

"Will you hurry up, meat sack?" The little game station, resting on the coffee table in Glenn's living room, shook in anticipation, waiting for Maggie.

"Okay, okay, I'm coming," she replied in agitation, grabbing everything she needed before sitting down in from of him. "Are you ready, shorty?"

Xbox360con, although she obviously couldn't see his face, was probably smirking as he chuckled. "Y'sure I shouldn't ask you that instead?"

"C'mon, let's just get this over with."

"What, nervous?" Maggie glared at him.

"Didn't I just say let's get this over with?"

"All right, but don't say I didn't warn ya..."

Outside, Glenn and Jazz had just returned from picking up some computer parts, hardware, and software, when Jazz picked up an extremely active energy signal from inside, as well as Maggie's personal electric field. "Yo, Glenn, 's Maggie attracted t'the lil' 'Con?"

"The Xbox? Y'know, I think I caught 'em flirtin' one time..."

"'S yo gramma home?"

"She's at a bingo tournament," the large black man answered, eying the newly-revived Solstice warily. "Why?"

"'Cause if she was, I think she'd have a heart attack when she saw Maggie interfacin' wi' the lil' 'Con."

"Interfacin'?" Glenn asked, obviously confused. Jazz chuckled.

"Sorry. F'got. It's one o' the ways we Cybertronians have sex."

"What!?" Glenn's eyes widened in surprise as he got out of Jazz; said eyes were quickly flicking back and forth between the house and Jazz. "Y'mean he...a-an Maggie--"

Now Jazz was laughing outright. "Nah, nah, not like that. It's when we press our sparks together. Her eart's probably like a substitute spark."

"But, but," Glenn sputtered weakly. "But how do ya know? Y'sure your not misreadin' signals?"

"I'm sure. He's energized, she's energized, they're both anxious, she's nervous, an' besides--"

"YES!! OH GOD, YES!!" Maggie's cry of ecstasy broke through the air, coming out of the open window in the living room at the front of the house.

"...there's also that."

Glenn, who was now in shock thanks to what he had thought that Maggie had done, nodded slowly, staring in shock at the curtain-covered window. "So, uh," he began, recovering a little. "Wanna make this computer at the base?"

"Yeah, that'd be good...give them some privacy..."

Had Maggie been paying any attention to her surroundings, she woul've heard a car speeding away from the house. However, she was busy dancing around the room, cheering, while Xbox360con was busy fuming, fidgeting with the controller cable he had just removed from his person. "I beat an Xbox, I beat an Xbox, I beat an Xbox--"

"Shut up."

"--at Halo threeeeee, at Halo threeeeeee--"

"Shut. Up." Maggie stopped dancing, but she didn't stop grinning. In fact, said grin widened as she stepped over to the 'Con, leaning over as she did so. Xbox360con stopped fidgeting, stared, then forced himself to look up at her face.

Laughing, she lightly poked him on the nose. "I beat you at Halo, and it was my first time," she said softly in a sing-song voice.

"Hmph. The only reason you beat me was because you distracted me with your...revealing choice of attire, Maggie."

"Oh, don't lie, Xbox. You weren't even looking at me, you were so concentrated on the t.v."

"Bah, beginners luck, then." He pouted and looked away, making Maggie giggle.

"Wanna prove it?" Those three words made Xbox look back at her, one optic ridge raised, before he smirked. "Wanna raise the stakes?"

"All right. If I win, you have to let me color you pink, and you have to stay pink for a month."

"And if I win...?"

"Then I'll interface with you."

"...Then prepare for the beating of your life. CheatcodesareallowedGO!"

I dunno. That felt kind of rushed to me...

Little side note, the first "Transformers" thing that I ever saw was "Beast Wars" every morning before school (I was born in 1990). I'd never even heard of the G1 Transformers, or even considered the fact that there were "Transformers" comics. So really, I've only seen "Beast Wars" and "Armada". I didn't even bother watching the last season with that guy named Kicker 'cause I thought it looked stupid...kinda wish I had watched it, though...ah well. I'll make up for it by watching the latest "Transformers" incarnation that Cartoon Network is planning to run. That's good enough. So, with that in mind, if I bring in characters from G1 and I completely screw them up, I'm sorry, I only know them from fics I've read, so feel free to tell me what I've done wrong and how I can fix it.

Constructive criticism is always accepted. Flames shall be ragged on. Pie shall be eaten. Monetary donations are always accepted. As are Best Buy gift cards.

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