Know Your Stars: Chowder
I don't own Chowder or Know Your Stars.
I know I should be working on my other stories. But I wanted to do this before anybody else. So... enjoy!
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer said.
"Who are you?" Chowder asked.
"I'm the announcer and I'm going to tell the world about you." The announcer replied.
"Ok!" Chowder shouted, happily.
"Chowder... he wants Panini to be his girlfriend." The announcer said.
"Really?" Panini asked from the audience.
"I'm not your boyfriend!" Chowder shouted.
"Chowder... wants to give Panini a kiss on the lips." The announcer said.
"Ewww..." Chowder said, disgusted.
"Really, Chowder?" Panini asked.
"No!" Chowder shouted.
"Chowder... cheated on Panini to be with Schnitzel." The announcer said.
"Radda radda, Radda!" Schnitzel shouted, hitting Chowder on the top of the head.
"I don't understand. What does gay mean?" Chowder asked.
"You'll learn when your older." The announcer said.
"But-" Chowder started before the announcer started again.
"You'll learn when your older, sheesh!" The announcer shouted.
"Ok..." Chowder groaned.
"Chowder... wants Schnitzel to marry him." The announcer said.
"Oh, Radda. Radda radda radda radda, Radda!" Schnitzel shouted, annoyed as he hit Chowder on top of the head, once again.
"I don't understand. What does fuck and gay mean?"Chowder asked.
"Schnitzel, please stop saying cuss words in front of Chowder! He shouldn't be asking those kind of questions yet!" The announcer shouted.
"Oh, Radda." Schnitzel groaned.
"But-" Chowder started.
"Now you know Chowder." The announcer said as quickly as possible.
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