'Well, what exactly annoys you so much?' Rose yelled. The Doctor rolled his eyes angrily.

Mental note; never tell Rose how annoying she is. Especially on Mondays. Well, at least I think it's Monday...

'Rose, I said I was sorry-'

'No! I want to know!' Rose snapped. She stared right into The Doctor's eyes and he did everything he could not to recoil from her angry stare. 'I'll start! One thing that annoys me about you is the way you talk too fast and look at me like I'm an idiot!'

'Well then! You annoy me when you try and tidy the library! I can never find my favourite books after you get at it!' The Doctor retorted. He did not like being told his flaws.

'You annoy me when you never tell me anything!'

'You annoy me when you sing annoying show-tunes!'

'You annoy me when you never tidy up because it's too domestic!'

'You annoy me when you beg to go see that bloody mother of yours!'

'You annoy me when you complain and insult my mother!'

'You annoy me when you go and do something I tell you not to!'

'You annoy me when you expect to know all the alien laws ever written!'

'You annoy me the way you leave make-up lying about!'

'You annoy me when you talk to the TARDIS more than me!'

'You annoy me when I look into those ruddy brilliant eyes of yours and cause me to break my number one rule!'

Rose stopped, her face softened. 'And what would that be?'

'Not to fall in love with my companions!' The Doctor finished.