5 Questions to two bishounen
Just some random stuff I came up with after reading chapter 347 (Sexy no Jutsu, Guy on Guy version) LOL And Sai just looks so like the human-sex-toy type that older and younger women alike would go for… He'd get experience from the first, and practice it on the last... hehe... And I think he really looks like he'd be trying anything… and he sure does research a lot… XD Education, I tell you!
Oh, and I like Sasuke, btw… so please don't flame him. He's hot and at least he's got a goal in life… And he's not a sadist.
Now, enjoy that very short one!
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1° What do girls like about you ?
Sai: Let's say that nature was very generous with me. And I learn fast and read a lot. And I'm open-minded: I don't mind trying all kinds of things.
Sasuke: Nature may not have granted me Sai's size – sorry for the bad word association – but I can say I know how to handle myself – and partners – quite well. And they like my looks and dark side.
The journalist wants to make a comment about the last two qualities being hereditary in the Uchiha Clan and give the example of Itachi, but she understands that it might be kind of risky. So she just shuts up.
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2° Which kind of girls come to you?
Sasuke: Young girls, both innocent and corrupted types.
Sai: Same… and older women too.
Sasuke's eyes twich. Slightly. a) because, being aware of his passed father's tendency to neglect those around him, he's somehow glad that his mother never had the "chance" to meet Sai…
b) because Sai is more popular than him with older women, when he only gets the annoying cry-babies who want to marry him after.
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3° Do girls often nickname you? What?
Sai: …The cure-all…among other things that might be a bit too explicit for the audience…
Sasuke: Sasuke-sama, Master.
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4° Do you role-play? Which roles do you play most?
Sasuke: Military officer, Cop, Assassin, Abusive master (of the slave/maid), Neglective/ heartless owner (of the pet)…
Sai: …(turns to Sasuke after a while)…Maybe we should role-play someday? Our roles tend to be complementary…
The journalist takes a pill against fangirl system over-activity.
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5° Do you use toys?
Sai: Yes, all kinds of… and other objects… and animals as well… (The journalist chokes in horror, and so does Sasuke...as least that's what you can guess from the slight shadow on his face) "…Not on me, off course" Sai adds.
The other two swallow, but still eye him strangely.
Sasuke: (in a hollow voice) Once in a while. (and to Sai) I'll never role-play with you. Never.
The journalist's eyes twich. So Sasuke had been considering the option…
More questions might come later… Your reviews will be warmly welcomed, as well as your own questions and answer ideas! Go ahead and express your twisted fangirl mind XD