Super Special Naruto: A Very Naruto Christmas
Featuring the Akatsuki and the Sand Sibs!
Twas the night before Christmas…
And all through the house…
Not a Japanese food was stirring…
Not even…
Ramen?
Naruto: Yay! It's Christmas! Well almost. It's five days away, but still.
Sakura: Merry Christmas Naruto!
Naruto: Merry Christmas Sakura!
Sakura: holding many presents Look how many I have! Want to help me carry them to the tree?
Naruto: Sure! Any for me?
Sakura: bitch slaps Naruto NOT YET NARUTO NOT YET
Naruto: Ow… that hurt.
Sasuke: Hey what's up guys?
Sakura: …SASUKE-KUN YOU'RE BACK! Wait a minute. How did you get back? How did you get away from Orochimaru? Why are you wearing a santa suit?
Sasuke: looks down at self I have no clue.
Naruto: You look weird. Hmmm…you're missing something…I know! grabs a beard and mustache and puts on Sasuke There we go!
Sasuke: Um…Naruto I do not think Santa has a black beard and mustache…
Naruto: That's the only ones I got!
Sakura: Why do you even have any?
Naruto: I have no clue.
Kakashi: That seems to be the one thing that everyone says that upsets nobody. Unlike moo…
I SAID TO STOP SAYING THAT!
Kakashi: See?
Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke: Hi Kakashi-sensei!
Kakashi: Merry Christmas! Why is Sasuke in a santa suit?
Sasuke: I have no clue.
…
Kakashi: See? The writer doesn't get mad when we say that! Unlike moo…
STOP SAYING MOO!
Kakashi: Well you write me to say moo.
I know. That's cuz I like to make you funny. Like this! poof
Kakashi: OH GOD IM NAKED IN THE SNOW! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHH!!!
Everyone: OH GOD MY EYES! THEY BURN!
HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S FUNNY poof
Kakashi: That was really embarrassing.
Ino, Shikamaru: Choji: Merry Christmas!
Naruto: Merry Saint Patrick's Day!
Ino: Wtf
Sasuke: Don't ask-
Choji: Hey Sasuke why are you wearing a santa suit?
Sasuke: I don't know. I don't know…
Sakura: Well I have some presents to put under the tree.
Ino: I have more.
Sakura: No I do!
Ino: I do!
Both: RRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
(This scene was too graphic for audiences under the age of 21 so it will be replaced with this funny comic)
I know you can't see it. MORE ENTERTAINMENT FOR ME!!!
(It's the one with Itachi and Orochimaru where Itachi dropped Orochimaru's muffin)
Sakura: HAHAHA
Ino: Ow…
Sakura: runs to tree and puts presents under it
OK FOR THOSE WHO STILL DO NOT GET IT THERE IS A GIANT TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF KONOHA WHICH WAS CUT DOWN FOR A CHRISTMAS TREE. THAT IS WHERE EVERYONE PUTS THEIR PRESENTS. THE STOCKINGS ARE HUNG ON THE TREE FOR THOSE WHO ARE ONLY IMPORTANT. THE MAIN CHARACTERS. DUH. MOVING ON!
Naruto: Hey guess what! I found Ranmaru!
Ranmaru: Hey guys.
Everyone: WHAT? YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Naruto: Nooooooooooooooo…he works at the Curry of Life shop you twits.
Haku: Hello
Naruto: OK NOW YOU ARE SUPPOESED TO BE DEAD.
Haku: The writer wrote me back and anyway. In the funny things enemies are friends. Except for Itachi and Sasuke and Ino and Sakura. Watch.
Haku: HEY SASUKE! ITACHI IS OVER THERE!
Itachi: Hello my good brother!
Sasuke: has machinegun YOU BETTER beep RUN!!!
Itachi: OH GOD RUN!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: IM GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Naruto:
Deck…the halls with bows of holly…falalalalalalalala!
Tis…the season to be jolly…falalalalalalalala!
Dawn we now our gay apparel…
Deidara: That's me!
Naruto: DEIDARA GET OFF THE STAGE!
Deidara: Ok...ok…
Kiba: HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO THE MAGICAL WORLD OF THE ELVES! STEP RIGHT UP TO PLAY! ONLY TEN BUCKS TO PLAY THE MAGICAL ELF SHOOTING GAME!
Naruto: Um…WTF?
Kiba: JUST TRY TO HIT THE MOVING ELF! IF YOU KILL HIM YOU GET A PRIZE!
Naruto: REALLY? COOL! gives Kiba ten bucks
Kiba: GREAT! NOW SHOOT THAT ELF! gives Naruto a shotgun
Note: The magical elf is Kabuto.
Naruto: Sweet! KABLOOM
Naruto: Damn it. KABLOOM
Naruto: Damn it. KABLOOM
Naruto: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS THING?
Kiba: SORRY YOU ONLY GET THREE SHOTS! NICE TRY! GOODBYE!
Naruto: WHAT? OH CRAP.
Kiba: grabs shotgun. Waits for Naruto to leave
Kiba: KABLOOM
Kabuto: OH GOD MY SPLEIN!!! dies
Kiba: HAHAHA.
Nice shot.
Hinata: Naruto-kun guess what!
Naruto: What?
Hinata: Sorry, Naruto, but I'm going out with MoscowX.
Vigina3096: WHAT THE beep YOU GOD DAMN HIPICRIT! GIMMIE THAT MIKE BACK! wrestles MoscowX
LOL I wanted to put that in there.
Hmm…what to do next…Oh I know! Muahahahahahaha…
Kakashi: sees present for him under tree I really shouldn't…but who cares? Haha! A present for- opens it
WHAM!!!
Kakashi: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW
That's what you get for trying to open the presents ahead of time.
(This happens every year)
And now…it's the Akatsuki Christmas!
Itachi: Um…Zetsu? GET THE beep OUT OF THE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS ALREADY! WE HAVE A TREE! NO! BAD TOBI! SIT TOBI! DON'T EAT THE KITTY! PWETTY KITTY!!!
HAHAHA
Sakura, Hinata, and Ino: Hello guys what's up?
Naruto, Sasuke, Shikamaru: OMG
Note: Hinata, Sakura, and Ino are wearing Mrs. Santa suits which are like OMG THAT'S HOT kind of thing…yeah. I'm a girl so I don't know how to say it.
Naruto: HINATA YOU ARE HOT!
Hinata: OMG NARUTO CALLED ME HOT faints
Wow. Didn't see that coming.
Zabuza: Mphphmhph
And neither did I that.
Haku: Zabuza? I thought you went out get the lights put up…
Zabuza: TMHPG LIMPGHS AREMPH GOINMGP ANYWEMPGH.
Haku: Oh. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Zabuza: Imph nomph funnumph.
Naruto: Say…you forgot to put someone in here.
UNCH UNCH UNCH UNCH GAARA OF THE FUNK!
Naruto: Nevermind…
Gaara: Merry Christmas everyone.
Everyone: Merry Christmas sand sibs!
Gaara: Hey you forgot the star on top of the tree!
Naruto: Well we can't reach up there…
Gaara: uses sand to put star on top
Naruto: Thanks!
Gaara: Say…what ever happened to Kankuro?
Meanwhile:
Kankuro: using puppets to put on puppet show And so you see Bob, I never really cared about your mother. GASP how could you say such a thing? SHE MADE YOU COOKIES! mgpmhgtsgmgpgm
Gaara: Umm… WTF ARE YOU DOING???
Kankuro: Playing…with my puppets…uh…I mean…um… JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY! OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE IN A ONE HORSE OPEN SLEIGH!
Gaara: …I am surrounded by idiots…no…just one idiot.
Temari: Gaara wtf is Kankuro doing?
Gaara: I have no clue.
Kakashi: SEE?????
DON'T SAY IT….
Kakashi: M-
NO!
Kakashi: …
…
Kakashi: -oo.
OMG THIS IS THE THIRD TIME YOU DID THIS!!!
Kakashi: Merry Christmas.
Hahahahaha.
Finally it is time to open presents from the tree! Note: everyone from the entire series that matters is here now. Including Orochimaru. Muahahahahahaha… this is going to be awesome!
To Naruto: From Sakura
Naruto: Sweet! It's a summoning scroll for Kitsune! (foxes)
To Sakura:: From Kakashi
Sakura: Gasp! New training gloves for my medical training! Thanks!
To Kakashi: From Zabuza
Kakashi: Aw, it's a photo album from our battle…
Haha. Eyebrow-less freak.
To Haku: From Zabuza
Haku: You got me a set of secret senbon? OH THANK YOU MASTER!!!
To Tsunade: From Sakura
Tsunade: It can't be…the secret medicine you said didn't exist…it can bring people back from death…thank you so much Sakura!
To Gaara: From Kankuro & Temari
Gaara: GASP…
It's a puppy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To Ino: From Sakura
Ino: How predictable…
Ton Ton: OINK!
To Shikamaru: From Choji
Shikamaru: What do you know…it's my favorite potato chips! YAY!
To Shino: From Hinata
Shino: What? A Bikochu? Impossible!
Hinata: I found it and I thought you might want one for just in case…
To Kiba: From Your Sister
Cool! A bag of special pills that enhance our strength even more than a soldier pill! Sweet! Thanks sis!
To Kakashi: From Writer
Kakashi: MILK!!! M-
KABLOOM
milk explodes
Kakashi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHAHA MERRY CHRISTMAS
To Writer: From Kakashi
HMM I WONDER WHAT IT COULD BE…
Cool. I always wanted one of those demon wind shuriken thingys.
Kakashi: But…
poster ARMLESS NINJA'S CAN'T USE SHURIKEN
Huh? I am not-
SLASH
Ow…
Kakashi: Now you are!
Dude. I'm just typing. I have no arms. Duh.
To Hinata: From Naruto
Naruto…it's…it's…
Naruto: kisses Hinata
Hinata: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! faints
Naruto: HINATA? UH…whistles
To Jiraiya: From Orochimaru
OH COOL IT'S A-
PIE TO THE FACE! SPLAT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Orochimaru: TAKE THAT! MERRY CHRISTMAS! Hmmm…banana cream. You can't beat the classics!
To Naruto: From Savanna
Huh? Savanna sent me something? I thought she only came in for that fan fiction the writer wrote…
Savanna: Well, I thought it might be funny if I came for the Christmas special.
Naruto: But the third part hasn't come out yet! They don't know anything! Oops…
bitch slaps Naruto FUCK YOU BASTERD I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING SWEAR NOT TO SPOIL ANYTHING!!!
Naruto: screams like a little girl and runs for his life
YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS!!!
Naruto: OH SHIT BITCH CRAP
SAY HELLO TO MA LITTLE FRIEND!
Naruto: OH GOD A SQUIRREL WITH A MACHINE GUN!!!
Savanna: NEVER! YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME IF YOU WANT TO KILL HIM…
HEY WAIT! THAT'S THE…YOU JUST REVEALED THE FITH PART OF THE MYSTERY OF KONHA!!!
Savanna: Oops…
Jk.
Savanna: Thank god.
Savanna: Hey Naruto. Open your present already.
Naruto: NO. IT CAN'T BE! IT'S…
Continued in Part 4 of The Mystery of Konoha
MOVING RIGHT ALONG…
To Naruto: From Sasuke
Naruto: …so he even bothered to get me a present…
Sasuke: Yeah I did.
Naruto: SASUKE!!!
Sasuke: Dude did you not read like the first ten sentences? I escaped…wearing a santa suit…I HAVE NO CLUE WHY.
Naruto: IT'S… IT'S… AN XBOX 360!!! DUDE YOU ROCK!
Sasuke: I know.
AND NOW THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR…
Kakashi wearing a santa suit: HEY WHAT DID I MISS? HEY WTF IT'S NEW YEARS EVE ALREADY??? DAMN IT…LATE AGAIN…
LOL
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
Oh and I lied. Not everyone was here.
Aoi, Kaiza, Asuma, Kurenai, Gai, Lee, Neji, Tenten, and everyone else that wasn't here: YEAH. YOU FORGOT US.
OH CRAP. runs
THE END