Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto TT TT
The Internet Was Meant For Yaoi
By Shounen-ai
Warning(s): SasuNaru not NaruSasu
OrangeRamenCup has logged in
OrangeRamenCup: Hello?? Hello??
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BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...
OrangeRamenCup: SASUKE!! -puppy eyes-
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Oh no..- -;;
OrangeRamenCup: Hi :D
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Hm..
OrangeRamenCup: D: You say 'Hm' online too!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: yeah, so?
OrangeRamenCup: Why don't you say: Naruto! My beloved seme :DDDD
BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...
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OrangeRamenCup: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! TT TT
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OrangeRamenCup: YAY! MY UKE HAS RETURNED :D
BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...Dobe...tomorrow..training grounds...your dead -death glare-
OrangeRamenCup: D: You would kill your seme!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: One! You are NOT my SEME. Two! I am NEVER UKE. Three! If we WERE in a relationship, I would be your SEME and you would be the one getting his butt pounded into the bed
OrangeRamenCup:...
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Hm...
OrangeRamenCup:...I AM NOT UKE!! -pouts-
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: -rolls eyes-
OrangeRamenCup: AND I'LL PROVE IT DATTEBAYO!! DX
BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...??
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BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...??
YuriYaoiFanboy has logged in
BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...
YuriYaoiFanboy: Hello to you to Sasuke :)
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Kakashi...didn't Iruka-sensei tell you to change your username
YuriYaoiFanboy: He did, but I don't want too
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: He will kill you if Naruto ever sees that name and asks him what it means
YuriYaoiFanBoy:...Hmmmm...that is true...
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BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...
OrangeRamenCup has logged in
OrangeRamenCup: Sasuke-teme, come over to my house NOW!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Why dobe?
OrangeRamenBowl: BECAUSE!!
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BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...
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--Next Day--
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BlueFlamesofaUchiha:...
SakuraUchiha: Hi Sasuke-kun!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Sakura...change your name...NOW
SakuraUchiha: T.T
SakuraUchiha has logged in as SakuraPetals
BlueFlamesofaUchia: better...
SakuraPetals: T.T
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SasukeUchiha'sProperty: TEME! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FAST REFLEXES!!...HEY! YOU CHANGED MY USERNAME!!
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Hm. Your fault for trying to make me the uke. I told you already I will never be uke and I would be seme in a relationship with you...and that name fits you perfectly
SasukeUchiha'sProperty: -pouting-
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: -smirks-
SakuraPetal: ajdj;o;j;osj;do;jdlajsd;asjd;lasdkad'padakd'jas;kdjado;djpjdad'pxxmwlsmwmsmwql;s;qmx;mw;'dwq'd'kjdqwwhs;skw;skw;qojpswqssjss;kwpjdp
IchaIchaFanboy: hmmm...looks like Sakura fainted
SasukeUchiha'sProperty: OH NO! SAKURA-CHAN! D:
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: Naruto, I'm horny, I'm coming over
SasukeUchiha'sProperty: NOOOO!! MY BUTT HURTS ALREADY AND IS STILL HEALING! LEAVE ME ALONE!! TT.TT
BlueFlamesofaUchiha: I'll be there in five minutes
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SasukeUchiha'sProperty: NOOOOOOOO!! I BETTER GO LOCKED THE WINDOWS AND BLOCK THE DOOR! BYE SENSEI!
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IchaIchaFanboy: -sighs- Guess I'll go mess with Iruka
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SakuraPetals: Huh? EVERYONE LEFT?! SASUKE-KUN! SASUKE-KUN!
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--Naruto's Apartment
"TEME! GET OFF!"
"Stop moving dobe"
"NO! GET...OFF!!"
Zip
"GYAH! PERVERT! NO! STOP!!"
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiippppppp
"NOOOOOOOOO! GET AWAY FROM MY PANTS! TTTEEEMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
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Shounen-ai's Note: Blah. :)