Mini Fashion Show! (Thanks to Peachflower)

Squirrelflight: We're going to have a fashion show! We're going to have a fashion show!

Brambleclaw: Says who?

Squirrelflight: Leafpool.'

Leafpool: Sandstorm

Sandstorm: Sorreltail

Sorreltail: Okay, so it'll be a green-leaf fashion show. So what if we're not in Milan? We're equally as awesome.

Brambleclaw: What is Milan?

Squirrelflight: Beats me.

Sorreltail: So our models are Squirrelflight, Leafpool, Ferncloud, Daisy, Brook, and Whitewing. The judge is me and Sandstorm.

Sandstorm: (Muttering) Sandstorm and I.

Sorreltail: Whatev.

Brambleclaw: Hey, can there be tom judges?

Sorreltail: No.

Brambleclaw: Fine, but can other cats from other clans participate?

Sorreltail: Ask Firestar

Brambleclaw: Yeah! She didn't say no. And can toms watch?

Sorreltail: 'Course, but no back talk for the judges.

Brambleclaw, Brakenfur, Dustpelt, Spiderleg, Cloudtail, and Stormfur: (dancing) oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Firestar: What's this I hear about a fashion show?

Sorreltail: We're going to have a fashion show.

Firestar: Can guys watch?

Brambleclaw, Brakenfur. Dustpelt, Spiderleg, Cloudtail, and Stormfur: YES!

Firestar: (dancing) Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Sandstorm: And can cats from other clans come?

Squirrelflight: I'm sure Blackstar would love to watch.

Firestar: Well…

Sandstorm: Puh-lease? Pretty please?

Firestar: oh, fine.

All She-cats: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!