Grogie: Well, this is just something I thought of when I was bored. I'm a fan of ZAGR, and couldn't put this down into a comic like I had hoped. So, read on and enjoy!
Disclaimer: I own… nothing in this one-shot. But, if you record IZ on Tivo or whatever, pause it when it says 'Jhonen Vasquez' on the screen, and squint. It kind of looks like my name. Okay, maybe it doesn't, but hey, I tried.
For Every Good Thing Comes a Price
By
Grogie13
A ZAGR Fic
Gaz walked down the hallway to meet her brother. They always walked home together. Knowing it would be a while before Ms. Bitters would let them go, she whipped out her GameSlave2 and played, while avoiding walking into anyone.
"Ah, Dib-sister. I thought I'd find you here." Zim said. Gaz smiled a little. She and Zim had been going out for a few weeks, much to Dib's dislike. But, who gives a crap what her brother thinks?
"Hi, Zim." She said. For Zim, those would be the last kind words from Gaz for a few long, painful minutes.
"So, Gaz-human, you still sure you're not doing any filthy things on Friday?" He asked, gently placing his arm around Gaz.
Her amber eyes snapped open. Shutting her game off and placing it in her pocket, she grabbed his arm roughly. "Don't. Touch. Me." She grasped his arm with her other hand, pulled, and flipped him over.
Zim lay on the floor, moaning in pain. He grabbed a doorknob and helped himself up. A few kids stared at the sight before them.
"Ow…" His pain was cut short, then worsened as Gaz pulled him all the way up, swung him towards one row of lockers, and slamming him against the other. As the green boy bounced off and clutched his head, the mauve-haired girl took hold of his thin arms, pulled them back, and shoved her foot into his spine, sending him toppling into a garbage can.
He groaned and slowly raised a hand. "Are we still on for Friday?"
Gaz shrugged. "Sure, why not?"
Short, I know, but, hey, t'is a one-shot.
Aw, wasn't that cute? Now, if you need to beat the stuffings out of someone, do what Gaz did to Zim. I hope you enjoyed. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and g'night! –falls asleep on the keyboard-