Author's Notes - Hiya! It's me, Kyra, branching out on my own. This is just a tiny drabbley thing I wrote the other day after watching Pokemon. I used to love that show so much… yeah I was sitting there watching it and a thought sort of floated into my mind… and I started laughing and my dad looked at me funny because it looked like I was laughing at nothing. Which made me look insane. He's getting used to me doing that sort of thing. This is a special drabble for all the Jecht, Auron and Pokemon fans out there…
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"We're here now, so prepare for trouble!" shouted Jecht, standing on a large rock.
"We're legendary guardians, so make it double!" added Auron, standing beside him impressively.
A shiny light appeared behind them, making them look rather heroic and a slight, fabricated breeze blew back Jecht's hair and Auron's cloak.
"To protect the world from devastation," Jecht began, his fists set on his hips.
"To unite all peoples within our nation," said Auron, going into an imposing salute.
"To denounce the evils of truth and love," Jecht continued, leaning forward to pose and cock his eyebrows dramatically.
"To extend our reach to the stars above!" Auron cried, throwing his fists into the air.
"Jecht!" Jecht introduced himself imperiously, jabbing his thumbs to his chest.
"Auron!" Auron mimicked, crossing his arms and applying his patented Sexy Face (Trademark).
"Team Rocket, blasting off at the speed of light!" Jecht cheered, punching the air.
"Surrender now or prepare to fight, fight, fight!" Auron shouted, puffing his chest out and pointing at their quivering quarry in an extremely intimidating manner.
"Mm-hm, I know that's right," Braska piped up in a sultry voice, clicking his fingers in a rough 'Z' shape.
"Meow??" said the kitten blocking their path to Mt. Gagazet.
"…" said Jecht, waiting for a response.
"Oh screw this," said Auron, walking in the opposite direction, "I need a drink."
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End Notes: C'mon. As if you can't imagine them doing that. Seriously though, it sounds like the sort of thing they'd say… it's in the whole Final Fantasy theme "to unite all peoples within our nation" and "surrender now or prepare to fight" and all that stuff… heh. Hope you enjoyed, 'cause there's plenty more where that came from…