Disclaimer: as you can see I am not JK Rowling and I do not own any of the characters that are recognizable, those that aren't recognizable are completely mine. By the way the characters in here may be a little AU I have warned you

Chapter 1: A Popstar's Mistake

It's hard to keep a huge secret from all of my friends, I am in the papers and magazines constantly, and I wanted to tell them of course I just never got around to it. It's a huge secret and it is something I have only told a few people, my parents don't even know. Today was the last few hours I would have as a popstar because in like an hour I would go back to being Hermione bookworm never takes risks Granger, the brains of the Golden Trio and Head Girl of Hogwarts not Savannah the newest popstar sensation. This is starting to get annoying but I am going to have to get over that, I pretty much had the worse summer ever though. Ginny, Lavender, Luna, Parvati and all my other girl friends muggle and wizard kept asking me to go see myself in concert and I had to keep making excuses to not go, then the muggle friends would go to my parents and they would say I could go, it was very hard to stay away from well myself.

My parents dropped me off at the station two hours early because I told them that I wanted to do some muggle shopping, not a chance, I just love looking at all the tourist sites. I brought my stuff over to the portal and checked to see if it was open, luckily it was, thank god. I quickly slipped through the portal onto the platform and dropped my stuff off in the luggage compartment, and went back to the muggle world, I didn't have to carry those bags anymore and that made me very happy. I walked around the station for a bit hearing my name several times.

"Can you believe it Savannah is a guy?" I heard a voice say

"I personally can't believe it, she is so hot for being 18" I heard another say "I wonder how she well he did it though"

"A guy?" I asked myself as I walked by, "perverts" I mumbled to myself then I saw a little girl, a sweet innocent little girl—probably 8 or 9—sitting on a bench and reading the exact same magazine that those two men were reading. She looked really sad. "Hi" I said to her sitting down beside her.

"Hello" she said sadly

"What's wrong?" I asked gently

"Savannah is a man" she said "she is my favourite singer and she is a man"

"Do you really believe everything in that magazine?" I asked her "do you really believe with all your heart that Savannah is a man?"

"Well no, but all my friends told me that they read about it and that there was some sort of proof in this magazine but I don't see any and mommy won't buy the magazine for me" she said pointing to the older woman not 6feet away talking to one of the station workers.

"Sweetie trust me on this the magazines aren't always right ok?"

"Okay lady," she said

"Can I read the article?" I asked her sweetly. She nodded and handed over the magazine, I read it a couple times thoroughly reading every single word. This was funny, it was hard to see why people believed that I was a man, this had barely any proof it went more along the lines of Rita Skeeter's crap. "sweetie, don't believe this magazine, its lying"

"Are you sure?" she asked me starring straight into my eyes. She had the biggest eyes I have ever seen, "I don't want my favourite singer to be a man, I see her in concerts all the time with daddy, don't tell mommy though she doesn't like that"

"It's alright I won't tell" I said and I did a muggle move where I twisted my fingers to my lips and threw my open hand over my shoulder basically I was locking my lips and throwing the key over my shoulder. I went into my backpack and grabbed a signed picture of me "You're secret is safe with me, here this is for letting me read the article okay, Savannah is my favourite singer too, and I keep a signed picture of her on me all the time" I said "She's my idol" I said to her "but I have to get going, have fun on your trip" I said and I back into the crowd.

"Mommy, mommy, look what a lady just gave me" I saw the little girl show her mother the picture.

"Who gave that to you? Can you point her out to me?" her mother said, I recognized her mother too, she was one of the reporters trying to track me and figure out who I am, if I am a man or a woman apparently.

"Oh crap" I told myself and back even farther into the crowd.

"I don't see her mommy, I'm sorry"

"It's alright, we'll catch her next time sweetie" she said and quickly dialled her phone. I could hear her talking to someone on the phone then moments later there was media everywhere in the train station, the little girl was being interviewed and I slipped out of the station.

"That was really close" I said to myself, I walked into a muggle coffee shop and sat down to catch my breath I ordered a coffee to calm my nerves, "Thank-you" I told the waitress, I started to drink it when I heard a familiar voice behind me.

"Hermione is that you!!" I turned and saw three girls from Hogwarts two were in my own house and year Lavender Brown and Parvati Patil and the other was Parvati's twin sister Padma from Ravenclaw house.

"Hi Lavender, Parvati, Padma" I said acknowledging them all separately "how have you been?"

"Good" Padma said she doesn't talk much to me

"Great" Parvati said "We're finally going to our last year"

"Fabulous!!" Lavender said "Have you heard that Savannah is a guy like oh my god" she said exaggerating her hand gestures "I like almost cried when I found out, I was so sad"

"You actually believe that?" Padma asked " Lavender, anyone can see it is so like a Rita Skeeter article completely made up"

"I said the same thing when I read it" I said

"That's funny, Lavender it really isn't hard to tell that it is made up" Parvati said to Lavender, "Oh look at the time the train will leave soon, girls let's go"

I threw some money down on the table and waved to the lady at the counter, and we hastily left the coffee shop, pictures of me were everywhere, my favourite was one of me and a man saying are they the same?? It was funny to me. We got on to the platform without any trouble, although there were still a lot of reporters at the station right near the entrance of the platform so we had to be extra careful. We got 4 seats in one of the compartments and settled in for the long journey to Hogwarts.

About an hour into the ride Ginny came to the compartment door. "Hi girls" she said "Hermione I have been looking all over for you, we need to talk we haven't talked all summer, I can't believe you were grounded so much that's just not like you at all"

"I know, I kept forgetting to do chores, I was out with my muggle friends a lot." I said

"That really does suck" she said "did you girls hear that Savannah is a guy, I was so shocked when I found out but once I read the article I thought did Rita Skeeter write this, this sounds like her doing??" she explained

"Lavender believes Savannah's a man" Parvati said quickly, and the rest of us laughed except for Lavender who fumed

"Thanks Par, way to keep a secret" Lavender said angrily and we all laughed again. After that we got into a conversation about Savannah and how good she is, after about an hour and a half or so I got fed up with talking about "myself" so I decided to go take a walk.

"I have a headache girls I am going for a walk," I told them getting up "I will be back later and if not I will see you in the Great Hall" I left the compartment and traveled all the way to the back of the train where all the luggage was held, this spot is always quiet so it is good for a breather or for me to rant about my stupid mistake. "Oh my freaking god, that was so close, I can't believe I did that, then we had to spend the whole train ride so far talking about it god!"

"What are you talking about?" I heard a familiar voice say but I ignored it.

"I can't believe I did that"

"Did what?" the voice said again.

"None of your concern Malfoy" I said I was waiting for the whole mudblood notion but it never came.

"Sorry" he said I was shocked he actually apologized

"What?" I asked not believing that he actually said that

"I apologized" he said

"Don't let your uh…friends hear you apologizing to a mudblood" I said cringing at the name I also noticed that he cringed too. I looked at him strangely but said nothing and he said nothing either about it.

"My friends aren't here, I was trying to clear my head" he said calmly, why was he acting so nice to me? Is he always this way? Is he only just mean to Harry, Ron and I? or is it just when his friends are around? There was so many questions but I dare not ask him.

"So was I" I said "all this savannah is a guy talk is driving my brain insane"

"Yes, my friends can't stop talking about that either" he said "I just had to get out of there, so I came back here and stood out there to clear my head but I heard you ranting to your self so I wanted to see what was going on because you were ruining my thought process and here we are" he said

"I see" I said and then we both saw shadows at the door, he nodded and I nodded aswell "Shut up ferret I don't give a damn that you were here first"

"Filthy mudblood trying to dirty up all the pureblood stuff" he said and the door burst open revealing Harry and Ron at the door, wands pointed directly at Malfoy. "Don't touch the Slytherin stuff we'd have to burn it"

"What ever Malfoy" I said then I turned to Harry and Ron "what are you two doing here?" I asked them

"We came to find you Hermione, and if we get to curse Malfoy in the process so be it" Harry said

"Hermione back away we'll deal with it" Ron said Draco pulled out his own wand and pointed it at the boys

"I don't think you want to be messing with the Head Boy. Pothead, Weasel I can take points away now"

"Wait you're Head Boy?" I asked him "this is going to one hell of a year "I am Head Girl" I said

"If you lay one hand on Hermione we will cut your throat" Ron said ignoring what I just said

"We will not hesitate either" Harry said he to ignored me.

"BOYS!!" I screamed

"A little over protective aren't we" Malfoy said he pushed passed them and walked away

"Harry Ron, what the hell do you think you were doing!!!" I screamed at them "I am head girl for heaven's sake I know how to take care of myself I don't need you fighting my battles for me you got that"

they just mumbled and stood there "Listen boys I need some space, stop trying to protect me from everything that comes within a few yards from me I don't need it" I screamed "Now get out of my way" I said and I stormed past them, I found my own compartment and sat down by the window.

"Hermione what is your deal do you know how many muggle reporters were out there when you did that you could have been caught" I heard my friends voice come into the compartment"you are so lucky that muggle reporters are stupid and can't see what is around them, and to think you gave that picture to a reporters daughter, don't you see that it was a scam? It was a trap"

"Brianna calm down, I realize I made a mistake, don't you think I feel terrible enough, I know I almost got caught and I know I made it really hard for the students to get on the platform and I know now that it was a trap. At the time though I just believed that I was helping a little girl to realize her favourite singer was not a man" I told her. Brianna was my one wizard friend who knew I was Savannah she caught me one day and swore under oath that she would not tell a soul.

"Hermione I am just looking out for your own well being"

"Stop, you don't need to, I have Harry and Ron doing that, I have Ginny doing that, I have my parents doing that, I have my muggle friends doing that, but I don't need it I have body guards to look after my well being and that is all I need" I said sharply

"I'm sorry, I didn't realize. What happened?" she said

"I had an argument with Harry and Ron they were trying to protect me from big bad Head Boy Malfoy"

"I am sorry Hermione, it sucks that you have to start off the year with a fight" Brianna said to me.

"Hermione there you are!! I have been looking all over for you" Ginny said at the door

"Really? I asked "why?"

"Harry and Ron came and told me that you completely spazzed at them" she said "are you alright? What happened? What did they do?" she said completely not noticing that Brianna was in the compartment too "Oh hello, I'm Ginny Weasley" she said extending her hand

"Brianna Caldwell" Brianna said shaking Ginny's hand

"The Brianna Caldwell!" Ginny said shocked "as in Savannah's best friend Brianna Caldwell?"

"So you have heard of me?" She said smiling

"How do you two know each other?" Ginny asked

"Oh we have had a bunch of the same classes together, since 3rd year actually, we became very good friends" I explained, knowing that, that wasn't the truth at all, we did have the same classes but we are only friends through Savannah.

"Well I have to get going, Hermione see you in class" she said "but before I go did you get the answer to number 1?"

"No I have to speak to the professor about that, well that and question 6 I couldn't figure that one out either"

"Me either, can you owl me the answers when you find out or just tell me in class"

"No problem, see you Brianna" I said and she left the compartment.

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