A/N: Finally, here is Act 2 of my parody. I decided to make the first part MusicalVerse. So, if you haven't seen it, Tracy ends up in jail. I'm listening to Hairspray on YouTube right now to get me in the mood! Anyway, here's Act 2.

Disclaimer: If I DID own Hairspray, would I be writing this?

Dedication: To…uhm…my dance friend Sammi!

Act 2

Tracy: Oh noes! I'm in jail!

Edna: There's no food in here!

Lil'Inez: I'm too little…

Motormouth: And this was all for freedom…

Edna: THERE'S REALLY NO FOOD IN HERE!!

Tracy: FIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYRO!!

All: Huh?

Tracy: I mean, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK!

Velma: You're staying here, missy!

Wilbur: Can you PLEASE let them out?

Velma: Take your wife, but the chubby girl stays.

Wilbur: Let me throw out some insults at you, but somehow make them sound nice!

Edna: Right back atcha, honey!

Seaweed: Penny, I love you!

Penny: Seaweed, you're HOT! Screw what my mom thinks! IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will always looooooooooooooove yooooooooooooouuuuuuuu!

Link: I'm SUPER LINK! Here to save the fair maiden, TRACY! Falls on face

Tracy: LINK! Um…need some help?

Link: Nah, I'm cool, I'm cool. DANG IT!

Tracy: Are you hurt?

Link: No, I messed up my hair!

Tracy: Just get me out of here!

Link: Oh, right, right.

Seaweed and Link: You're free, my love!

Link, Seaweed, Tracy, Penny: Time to sing the love song!

Corny: Here we go again…glues on smile it's the Miss Hairspray Pageant!

Council Members: Hairspray! Yayy!!

Corny: Through teeth I'll get you for this, Velma!

All: HAIIIIIIIRSPRAAAAAAAAAY!

Velma: Guards! There's a goat on the lam!

Police Guards: Erm…Miss Von Tussle, a goat?

Velma: Dang. I mean, there's a FAT GIRL on the lam!

Police Guards: Sure, whatever.

Velma: Just do it.

Police Guards: But…

Velma: Get out.

Police Guards: Leave and get locked out like idiots

Velma: Idiots. I want my precious baby daughter to win! Switches tallies

Edna: THE CHEATING, LYING, SKANKY…

Wilbur: Get 'em, babe!

Edna: Nice boobs, Velma. Where'd you get them?

Velma: Erm…CUT!

Tracy: Watch me out-dance Amber!

Amber: NOOOOOOOO!

Link: I love you Tracy!

Seaweed: Penny…let's dance.

Penny: What?

Seaweed: Let's DAAAAAAAAANCE!

Penny: STOP QUOTING WICKED!!

Seaweed: Sorry.

Penny: I am now a checkerboard chick! (Shouldn't it be CHESSboard? Ah, well)

Tracy: C'mon, Mama!

Edna: I'm fat. I don't care. YAYY!!

Amber: Mommy…

Velma: WAHHH!!

Amber: Well…bye!

All: YOU CAN'T STOP THE BEAAAAAAT!

I know, sucked. But, oh well. And if anyone has any requests for me to parody, I'll do the best I can (if I know the show) HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now go, go and review!