I got this idea in my head and it wouldn't leave me alone. So. To kill time that should be spent doing AP US History notes, I am writing this. Ah well. Enjoy anyway.

A is for Annoying

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Yes, I love him, and yes, he is my best friend, but Gods! Sometimes Neal can be downright annoying.

Neal and his hair. The way it falls into his eyes so I can't look into them properly is annoying. The way he flicks it, trying to get it out of his eyes, is annoying.

Neal and his mouth. The way it twitches whenever I go all "Protector of the Small" (as he likes to call it) is annoying. The way it sometimes never shuts up when he's off in a tirade is annoying. The way it runs away with him when he's already in enough trouble as it is, is annoying. The way it complains and doesn't really mean anything is annoying. The way it stubbornly closes when in the presence of vegetables is annoying.

Neal and his hands. They never stop moving. The way they fly about his head like birds is annoying. The way the poke and prod into things that aren't Neal's is annoying.

Neal and his attitude. He thinks he knows all. He acts as if he doesn't really care one way or the other. When really, he does care. And it's annoying.

Neal and his Healer-ness. Why did we let Neal become a Healer? Sure, he's good at it, but believe it or not, he can be very annoying when he's trying to cure you of the sniffles.

Neal and Yuki. Oh how he pines over Yuki. Now that's annoying.

I do have to say that this is my worst one. They really do get better...starting at C. Or at least I think so...I might re-do this one. I dunno.