The Lost Lemons of Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas
Chapter 1: Custom Attachments
----------
Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto or anything else.
Summary: Yaoi/ SasoDei. This is what happens when you mix alcohol with Pledge wipes.
Warning: YAOI LEMON/ GRAPHIC SEX/ PWP (because the plot is in another story). If a graphic sex scene between a man and his puppet upsets you, don't read this.
A/N: This may not make sense if you haven't read "Ten Days of Akatsuki Christmas." Go read that first, because I said so.
Oh, and I've never written anything so graphic before, and I'm a girl, so I kind of just used other yaoi lemons I've read as reference, as well as my own imagination. If anything is…like wrong or impossible, I apologize.
Dedicated to my yaoi fan girl stalkers, who have helped me to realize that Yaoi is contagious. But don't try to give me a vaccine. I like being infected!
----------
"Un? Danna…you smell like lemons, but…"
Deidara cupped Sasori's face, and the mouth on his palm licked the puppet's skin.
"But you taste like polished wood, un."
Sasori was lying besides Deidara in the puppet's bed, letting the blonde touch him and relishing in how much Pledge allowed him to feel. It was almost as if he were alive again.
But when Deidara's hand slid down to the waistband of his pants, Sasori grabbed the missing Rock nin's hands and pulled them away.
"But Danna!" Deidara whined, the mouths on his hands biting at Sasori to try to make him let go.
Sasori chuckled.
"I don't feel pain, Deidara…"
Deidara stopped struggling and stared at Sasori curiously.
"Under the mistletoe…you told me you can't feel anything. Is that true, hm?"
Sasori let go of Deidara's hands and climbed on top of him, straddling his hips. He ground his groin into Deidara, making the blonde gasp.
"I can feel that," Sasori said with a grin. Deidara frowned up at the puppet.
"Do you…uh…have anything down there, hm?"
Sasori leaned in and kissed Deidara's lips lightly.
"Not at the moment…but I have attachments…."
Deidara's eyes widened.
"Attachments, un? What, like a vacuum?"
"You could say that…I'll be right back," Sasori said, sliding off of Deidara, much to his disappointment. Sasori went over to his dresser, felt around in his top drawer, and came back with a briefcase.
He set it on the nightstand, unlocked it and flipped it open. Deidara sat up, looking over at the various 'attachments' with interest. It looked like a bunch of dildos in various shapes, sizes, lengths and even textures.
"So, pick which one you want, alright?"
Deidara swallowed hard. Pick which one he wanted?
Sasori took off his pants while Deidara stared at his 'merchandise,' but as suspected, Deidara turned his attention to the stripping puppet instead.
"Holy shit, un! You really ARE just a doll, aren't you?"
Sasori's face fell.
"If you don't want to have sex, then I'll just take my attachments and the Pledge wipes with me and hide in the closet instead…."
Deidara shook his head.
"No, I'm a little drunk, but…I still want to do this…hm…"
The missing Rock nin selected the most natural looking one (there were some that had three heads on them, can you imagine?) and twirled it in his fingers.
He yelped in surprise when Sasori yanked it out of his hand. Deidara's mouth watered as he watched Sasori attach the rubber penis to his otherwise smooth groin area.
Deidara's erection was as hard as it could get now. He was just thinking about taking off his pants when Sasori pushed him onto his back, brushing away his long blond hair so he could nibble on his neck.
Sasori hooked his fingers into the waistband of Deidara's pants and tugged them down. He threw them off with a flourish and then gripped Deidara's boxers.
The puppet slid those off more carefully.
When Deidara was totally naked, Sasori smiled, eyes roving along the entire length of Deidara's body, from his golden braided hair to his perfectly manicured toes.
The missing Rock nin was blushing furiously, heart pounding in his ears. He wondered if Sasori could hear it.
"For a boy, you are pretty, you know," Sasori murmured as he curled his fingers around Deidara's member. The blond inhaled sharply and rolled his hips upwards.
"I could say the same about you, un," Deidara responded, his hands licking every bit of Sasori he could reach.
The puppet leaned in for another kiss, and this time he pushed his tongue inside the blonde's mouth and explored. Deidara thought his mouth tasted rather like fake lemons, but it was pleasant enough. And much wetter than Deidara had expected.
Sasori pulled his lips away and slid his fingers across Deidara's lips. Deidara pulled one into his mouth, sucking on it as Sasori slowly stroked him down below. Sasori put two more fingers into Deidara's mouth, and when they were nice and slick, he pulled them out.
Deidara gasped when Sasori enclosed his mouth around the head of Deidara's member while sliding his slick fingers into Deidara's entrance.
Sasori began pumping his head up and down, lightly grating his teeth along Deidara's shaft while thrusting his fingers in and out of him. Deidara writhed helplessly, moaning and grunting softly from his partner's ministrations.
Just when he was about to explode, Sasori cupped the tip of Deidara's penis with his hand, so that he spilled his seed all over the puppet's palm instead.
While Deidara shuddered and gripped his hair in complete ecstasy, Sasori used his slick hand to coat his 'attachment.'
When Deidara had mostly recovered, Sasori gripped his partner's legs and slid himself slowly into Deidara's entrance. He slid all the way in, watching Deidara's face carefully.
The missing Rock nin's hands were loose at his sides, palms up, the mouths on them drooling.
Hell, Deidara's normal mouth was drooling too. Sasori didn't care in the slightest. He began to thrust in and out of his partner, leaning in for a very wet, messy kiss that mimicked the sex going on down below.
Sasori started to stroke Deidara again in time to his thrusts. Deidara wrapped his legs around Sasori, gasping for his Danna.
Danna…faster!
Danna…harder!
Danna…more!
----------
The puppet worked his partner into a frenzy, and when Deidara finally passed out (after several orgasms), Sasori (who couldn't really have orgasms or feel the need to sleep after sex) crept away to wash himself off and then head back downstairs to see if he could find any more Pledge…
----------
A/N2: I'm going to go sacrifice a hundred goats to Jashin now...I feel so perverted!