Learn to Read with the Furuba Cast!!
Woo. For the best results reading this story, click the little "B" thingy in the corner. The hyperlink…click it until the text gets big and ick-tastic. Shigure will help your little brother/sister/uncle/relative/friend read. Woo…
See Kyo run.
See Yuki run.
See Kyo be macho.
See Yuki kick Kyo's butt.
Hear Kyo swear.
Swear, swear, swear.
Kyo loves to swear.
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Tohru looks at Kyo.
She likes Kyo.
Kyo likes Tohru.
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Yuki is a rat.
Kyo is a cat.
Rat, cat.
Tohru is a rice ball.
Rice ball. Yum.
Shigure is a dog.
Dog. Yuk.
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Momiji is happy.
See Momiji laugh.
"Ha, ha, ha."
Momiji is laughing at Kyo.
Stupid cat!
Yuki is yelling at Kyo.
Stupid cat.
Kyo is swearing.
Swear, swear, swear.
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Kureno is angsty.
Angst, angst, angst.
Akito is a meanie.
Angst, angst, angst.
Shigure likes Akito.
He likes her a lot.
They are mommy and daddy.
Except not really.
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See Aaya prance.
Aaya is flaming.
Flame, flame, flame.
See Yuki run.
See Aaya yelp.
See Kyo swear.
Swear, swear, swear.
See Aaya poof.
Poof, poof, poof.
Aaya's a snake!
Tohru screams.
Screams, screams, screams.
Oh dear.
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Ritsu is scary.
He is very shy.
He needs mental help.
Ritsu drops the muffins.
No, no, no.
Bad Ritsu.
Ritsu yells.
Yells, yells, yells.
Shigure pokes Ritsu.
Poke, poke, poke.
Ritsu deflates.
Fwisssssssh.
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Haru is stoic.
He likes to stand.
Oh no!
Haru turned Black!
Black, black, black.
Snap, snap, snap.
Here comes Kyo!
Kyo swears.
Swears, swears, swears.
Haru kicks.
Bad Haru!
Kyo punches.
Bad Kyo!
Ayame shrieks.
Bad Ayame!
Flaming Ayame!
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Rin is angsty.
She likes Haru.
Rin can run.
Run, run, run.
Rin has stomach ulcers.
Ow, ow, ow.
She's friends with Tohru.
Yay!
Everyone loves Tohru.
Except Akito.
But Akito's a meanie.
You already knew that, right?
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Everyone needs help.
Lots and lots of help.
Help help.
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See Ayame flame.
Flame, flame, flame.
See Tohru eep.
Eep, eep, eep.
See Kyo yell.
Yell, yell, yell.
See Yuki run.
"DUMB RAT!"
"Stupid cat."
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I was immensely bored. Please review or flame, whichever floats your boat…