Disclaimer, Warning and Spoilers: Please look at Crossover Tea Party – xxxHolic Style: The Cause.
Setting: Take place after Watanuki's incident where Doumeki and Himawari became xxxHolic's customer.
Summary: 1st Guest: Unexpectedly normal guest bring into expected bizarre companions.
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Watanuki stares at Yuuko's self proclaimed crossover tea party first guest. She is a high school girl in normal blue sailor uniform while her brown waist-length hair flown down beautifully. Nothing out of ordinary could detected from her, such as, black smoke, transparent shadow, whispering voices, stinking stench, or else. Perfectly normal. Well, if you excluding how she keeps darting around with frightened look, as if expecting something to burst out suddenly any moment.
He glances suspiciously at his employer. Yuuko is unperturbed with their guest's behavior at all. Previously, she claimed, as the host of tea party, they have to dress for occasion and according to their guest's home nature. Currently she dressed in very normal attire: a white blouse with brown wool jacket on top, paired with same coloured wool long skirt, accompanied with formal brown shoes and a pair of glasses; in overall, she looks more like a high school than a witch. But, this seemed to ease their guest greatly. She even forced Watanuki and Doumeki into their current respective clothes: deep green denim jacket on top white T-shirt, paired with same denim jeans and black white tennis shoes. The dress is fine, but, the bizarre thing is they're in matching style, aside for size!
Sighing softly, no need to startle already edgy guest, Watanuki pours another cup of English tea for their guest. Truth to be told, it's a little let down after all those trepidation he felt about this tea party which Yuuko insisted to celebrate it outdoor, even under blazing sun. Feeling quite contented, Watanuki lowers his guard down a little.
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Later, after a small conversation occurred, Watanuki learned that their guest name is Miyuki. Miyuki-san said she is really a normal high school girl who lived in Japan who has perfectly normal life. Until one day, she falls into never ending nightmares. When he asked what kind of nightmare it is, Miyuki suddenly shuddered and shakes her head violently, while on the verge of tears; Watanuki immediately recoils under the reaction. And he noticed how Yuuko keeps open and close a golden locket watch from who know where, as their guest too. Especially their guest.
Miyuki will immediately whips her head at the sound of clicking of locket watch, and stares at it with frightened little rabbit look. Her eyes turn big and round as she follows every movement of Yuuko. Watanuki feels a little bit bewilderment at this, and annoyed with the fact how Doumeki turns oblivious while devouring the snack. Talk about tact…
Several minutes later, Miyuki goes to bathroom, after given very strictly instruction from Watanuki. Now is a perfect chance to interrogate the witch.
"Why did you choose her as guest, Yuuko-san?" Watanuki is never one to waste words when dealing with his supposed benefactor. "She's the easiest to grab, of course!" chirped Yuuko, happily munching chocolate-chips cookies. Watanuki resists the urge to ask: "Grab from where?" question; he's under suspicion he better off without knowing it.
Soon, Miyuki returns; she seemed wary to be left alone… Yuuko opens the locket again, and this time, unlike previous ones, she emits a little surprised sound; Miyuki immediately alerted. "Miyuki-chan," Yuuko closes the locket and makes an apologetic look," it seemed another hole will appear." As soon as she said it, a black hole suddenly appears in the sky. A pack of women in various attires fall down into the garden. Cat, mouse, tiger, dog, bird. In minim clothes.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" Miyuki immediately runs away, seemed like her life is at stake here.
"Miyuki-chan"
"Wait, Miyuki!"
"Kyaa, Miyuki-chan is here!"
"I want my Miyuki!"
"……………………………………" Watanuki could only stares and stares as Miyuki involved in what seemingly innocent tag play. He turns alarmed when Miyuki got grabbed by one of skimpy-dressed women and they start to strip her off from clothes.
"HEEEELLLPPPPPPP!!!!!!!" Her struggle approved futile in face of many attackers.
"Yuuko-san!" Watanuki whips around," we've to-" "Ohohoho!" Yuuko stands on top the table, grabbing all people around her. "Girls, please!" she shakes her head," you all don't expect to leave me from this fun, do you?" She grabs her clothes and throws it off, to reveal a very revealing piece of red S&M outfit, complete with whip and leashes; Watanuki's eyes turn into beady.
"Oh! And here!" Yuuko grabs Watanuki. "Eh?" Watanuki blinks stupidly. "A fully dressed girl." Insert evil grin here. "Eh? EEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH??????"
"Oh! Why didn't I notice her before?"
"She's right! Strip her!"
"And she's a cute one too!"
And they proceed to strip Watanuki's clothes off.
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Watanuki trashes around, pinned under a pack of half-naked women who are trying to strip him. "YOU'RE MISTAKEN! I'M NOT A GIRL! YUUKO-SAN YOU JERK!!!" "My, my, what a lousy words you used," Yuuko shakes her head in faked disappointment, completely unscathed," I've to cut your payment for that" "AAAARRGHH!!!" Watanuki manages to escape, and currently involved in tag play, like Miyuki before; looks like all those years being chased with evil spirits really paid it off.
"WHERE IS DOUMEKI WHEN I NEED HIM?!?!?!?!?!" "Ah, I just sent him away" "WHAT?!" "Just before the hole appeared," Yuuko sips her tea calmly," I sent him out to run an errand niko" "DOUMEKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Enter pitiful wail here.
"Achoo!" Doumeki, stands in front a liquor shop, scrubs his nose," a cold?"
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Author Notes:
(1) The first guest is Miyuki-chan from "Miyuki-chan in Wonderland", one of CLAMP's work with a lot of pretty women. I choose this one ad the first guest because Watanuki needed to be traumatized and made him more edgy for next guest :D Yuuko's words about "She's the easiest to grab" is from how Miyuk's able to move from one dimension to another, so I think to grab her is an easy task for Yuuko :D
(2) So, how about it? Any comment? Oh, and I don't mind any input for desirable next manga/anime.