Yes, I know another fourth movie. Don't kill me, I've been thinking this one through all summer.Read the quick summary below and see if you're interested.

This story starts a little after the third movie, one day after. Poor Jack's had his ship stolen again and now he wants the Pearl and the Fountain of Youth. Unfortunately, he can't get to far in a rowboat and only one bottle of rum, so he pulls some friends into the adventure. After all he's going to need all the help he can get if he's getting to the fountain before Barbossa and his crew.

Disclaimer: I don't own Pirates of the Caribbean, I'm just an obsessed fan.

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Night had just fallen when a black ship with black sails came into port on Tortuga. A monkey began to make its way off the ship followed by the rest of the crew. One figure stood in front of the rest. Captain Barbossa.

"Alright men," he began, "we all know what needs to be done."

"Aye!" The crew shouted in unison.

"Find Jack Sparrow and get the map. Kill him if you need to;" he paused before going on. "You know what, kill him no matter what he does. Now, go!"

They split up and searched for hours with no luck, until Barbossa found Gibbs in the bar trying to drown his worries in rum.

"Alright Gibbs, where is Jack?"

Under normal circumstances, Gibbs would never tell Barbossa where Jack was, but he had been drinking for several hours and was very drunk. "Shure hic I'll tell ya where Jack is buddy." Gibbs said while rocking back and forth slightly. "He'sh long gone. Went off in a boat thish morning to find a fountain. Silly huh? Oh wait!" He yelled as Barbossa started making his way out of the tavern.

"What is it?" Barbossa asked turning around.

"Don't hic tell Captain Barbosha 'bout what I just said. OK?"


Several miles away on a nearby island.

"Drat I'm all out of rum!" Jack yelled.