Slayers Full Bore

Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma ½, Slayers, Sailor Moon I wish I did but I don't.

Author's Notes: This is my second fic, as well as for now my priority fic. Basically it means this fic will be updated first.

For those who have yet to read my other fic, Kof Beyond, I welcome any and all reviews, even flames.

Key

"Speech"

[Thoughts

Panda Signs

Prologue: Blast – potions, magic and bad cooking should never mix.

Ranma groaned as he sped across the rooftops of the Nerima ward, Tokyo City. Behind him came the rest of what had been dubbed by the ward's citizens, the Nerima Wrecking Crew. The chase was the result of what Ranma would dub a bad day.

It had begun like any other day for Ranma. Get tossed out of a window by his father, wind up in the Tendo's Koi pond. Pounded his father, had breakfast then was dragged to school by Akane. Pounded Kuno, got into class, and was drained by Miss Hinako.

The day would, however, take a turn for the worse at lunch time, when Ranma's three1 fiancées and one Amazon bride would all turn up with lunch for Ranma. Needless to say that when the four girls saw one another and as they argued over whose lunch Ranma would eat, our pigtailed protagonist decided that decision was the better part of valor and with years of practice drubbed into him by his father, Ranma's survival instincts kicked in.

In short, Ranma used the Saotome School of Anything Goes Final Attack, the Fast Break. Ranma ran for it.

This did not sway Ranma's three willing (and one not so willing) love interests2; as soon as they noticed Ranma's departure, they took off after him. Things simply escalated from there. Seeing Ranma being chased by their respective loves caused Kuno and Mousse to follow suit. Happosai, brandishing a scroll (more than likely containing some kind of spell or daemon to 'punish' Ranma with), also joined in after a kick to the head from a fleeing Ranma caused him to drop the bag of bloomers he was carrying and as he went to pick it up, he suffered the dreaded CFW3 of those women whose garments he had pilfered.

Pretty soon the chase would attract the attention of other Nerimian martial artists/lunatics, who would join in on the fun, meaning that the chase was joined by Konatsu, Tsubasa, Mikado, Asuza, Kocho Kuno, Genma, Soun, Hinako, Gosunkugi and Sasuke.

Thus bringing us back to the present. Ranma racing across the rooftops with the NWC in hot pursuit.

Ranma then reached the end of the roofs leaping down into an empty lot surrounded by warehouses, turning to see how far behind his pursuers were, only to look straight into the eyes of a startled Ryoga holding onto a strange item. As recognition dawned in Ryoga's eyes, the rest of the NWC finally caught up each leaping of the rooftop onto the empty lot.

Which is when as the say the shit hit the fan. As each person leaped off the roof and onto the empty lot they wound up running straight into Ryoga. Each additional body causing Ryoga to be pushed forward further and further until the number of bodies was too great for even Ryoga's strength to shrug off. Which in turn caused several items to pop out of the individual grasps of their owners and fly straight towards Ranma who could only look on in horror as four bentos, a bomb (Mousse), a scroll and the odd item Ryoga was holding came hurtling towards him.

While this event was taking place, another strange event was also occurring, one that had started several hundred years ago.

This event had been started by what could be considered a simple accident. A small meteorite was pulled into our star system slamming into another small meteorite that was in orbit around the gravitational center of the twin planets of Pluto and Charon4.

This collision would send the orbiting Meteor on a journey towards our blue planet Earth. The journey would take a couple of hundred years to complete, which by some coincidence was this very day that Ranma was chased across the rooftops of Nerima.

As Ranma neared the point he would encounter Ryoga, the Meteor would finally enter into Earth's atmosphere. As Ranma looked on in horror at the barrage of incoming projectiles, the meteor, now the size of a Ping-Pong ball would emerge from the atmosphere into the sky above Nerima and plummet directly towards the pigtailed one.

What happened next would be an event that would shock the NWC to the core and change Ranma's life forever.

The combined impact of four bentos, a bomb, a scroll, an odd item, a meteorite and a Shishi Hokodan (Ryoga fired one after losing hold of the item) would combine with an unforeseen effect.

The magical energies of the scroll, Ryoga's item and Shampoo's bento, combined with the odd properties of the drugs in Kodachi's bento, Ukyo's Okonamiyaki (made with another bottle of the 10 year old Okonomiyaki sauce) and Akane's attempt at Sukiyaki. Added to the destructive power of the Shishi Hokodan, Mousse's bomb and the falling meteorite caused a spectacular explosion, which would render the NWC unconscious and cause two strange events to happen to Ranma.

The first would be the effects of the magics, which due to mixing in a way that should not be mixed, combined with the other three bento caused Ranma to de-age, while the destructive properties of the combined items would open a rift sucking Ranma in with a rather anti-climactic pop.

As the smoke cleared, a rather perturbed Cologne arrived on the scene. Taking note of the state of everyone and concluding that there were no threatening injuries, Cologne noticed something.

"Where is Ranma?"

End?

Well, that's it; let me know what you think.

Next up – Ranma learns of his fate and loses his memory and regains it again.

1 In the anime, Kodachi becomes an official Fiancée by paying Genma a large wad of cash. She also brought Ranma a dojo, Martial Arts Aerobics.

2 When I say willing, I mean that the girls sans Akane, were willing, not Ranma.

3 CFW Combined Feminine Wrath, one of the most horrifying events a man could witness.

4 I don't care what the Americans say. Pluto was, is and always will be a planet.