Hey,I got an idea from an awesome reviewer,so here's 'If Inuyasha Was Gay'.

Disclaimer(Blech): Me no own song or anime!! GO BYE-BYE LAWYERS!!!

Fluffy (Sesshomaru) sings to Dog Ears (Inuyasha) that being gay is fine.

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Dog Ears: -sigh- An afternoon alone with my favorite scroll,'Swords Of The Fifteenth Century',no brother to bother me. How can it get any better than this?

-door slams-

Fluffy: HI INUYASHA!!

Dog Ears: -anime vien- Hey Sesshomaru.

Fluffy: Hey,Inuyasha,you'll never guess what happened to me at the market this morning. This guy was smiling at me and talking to me-

Dog Ears: Hm,that's VERY interesting...

Fluffy: And he was bein' REAL friendly and,ehe,I think he was comin' onto me. I think he might of thought I was gay.

Dog Ears: S-so w-hy are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What'd ja have for lunch today?

Fluffy: Well,you don't have to get all defensive-

Dog Ears: I WASN'T BEING DEFENSIVE!!!! Why would I care about some gay guy you met? I am trying to read.

Fluffy: I didn't mean anything by it,Inuyasha,I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.

Dog Ears: I don't know what you're talking about,Sesshomaru this conversation is over.

Fluffy: But,Inuyasha-

Dog Ears: OVER!!!!

Fluffy: Well,ok,but just so you know. If you were gay,that'd be ok. I mean 'cause hey,I'd like you anyway-

Dog Ears: -groan-

Fluffy: Because you see,if it were me,I'd be free to say that I was gay,but i'm not gay.

Dog Ears: Sesshomaru,please I am trying to read.

Fluffy: -staring-

Dog Ears: WHAT?

Fluffy: If you were quire-

Dog Ears: Augh,Sesshomaru-

Fluffy: I'd still be here-

Dog Ears: Sesshomaru i'm trying to read this book.

Fluffy: Year after year.

Dog Ears: Sesshomaru...

Fluffy: Because you're dear to me.-tries to hug-

Dog Ears: -pushes away- Augh!

Fluffy: I know that you-

Dog Ears: What?

Fluffy: -would accept me too!

Dog Ears: I would?

Fluffy: If I told you today,"Hey,guess what? I'm gay!" but i'm not gay. I'm happy...just being here with you!

Dog Ears: I would choose my pal,Kagome.

Fluffy: So what should it matter to,what you do in bed with guys!

Dog Ears: SESSHOMARU THAT IS WRONG!!!

Fluffy: Not it's NOT!!! If you were gaaaay-

Dog Ears: Ugh!

Fluffy: I'd shout "HOORAY!"

Dog Ears: I am not listening.

Fluffy: And here i'd stay-

Dog Ears: LALALALA!!!!

Fluffy: But I wouldn't get in your way.

Dog Ears: AHHHHH!!!!

Fluffy: You could pounce on me,to always beeeee!!! Beside you everyday,to tell you it's ok,you were just born that way,and as they say,it's in you D.N.A you're gaaaaay!!!

Dog Ears: I AM NOT GAAAAAAAAY!!!!

Fluffy: But if you were gay

Dog Ears: AH!! -runs out-

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Poor Inuyasha,oh well,R&R,maybe even favorite me if you like! Hey,for once I didn't fucking curse!...Oops...