A/N: Well this is a small story about a valentine's project blah blah blah umm, it SLASH obviously

Siri/Remy love hehe it's my first multi chap story so BE NICE!!

anyway, R/R pleaseee!!!

Disclaimer : I own nothing. not the characters, not even a flat ..snif!!

Secret Valentine Project

Chapter one: The Project

It was two weeks before Valentine's Day and at Hogwarts, the muggle studies professor was already feeling the lovey-dovey spirit. Whilst walking towards his classroom and his first class he decided it was time to have the sixth years start a little project.

With a slight spring in his step he reached his classroom and opened the door.

"Good morning class" he approached his desk a bit cockily, almost strutting, he glanced at the three boys sitting right in the middle of the room. Ah, the marauders. Let's see how they like this project of mine. He smirked and kept walking.

"Good morning professor Cal--Ouch!" Remus turned around looking very annoyed. "What was that for?!"

Sirius sighed. "Oh Moony Moony" he said shaking his head disapprovingly, but still managing to look amused "I have no spur to prick the sides of my intent, but only vaulting ambition, which o'erleaps itself, and falls on the other."

"Pff, I didn't know you read Shakespeare"

"Why Remy I'm offended, of course I've read Shakespeare"

"Have not!, do you even know what that line means?" Remus said looking skeptical.

"Well if you just must know I don't know what it means but I could, have a little faith moony" The gray-eyed boy put an arm around his friend's shoulders and leaned closer.

"Oi Remus?"

The werewolf shivered involuntarily at the closeness. "Yeah?". He answered a little breathless.

"He has that look on his face again, the teacher, like that time we all ended up burned by that electrocity thingy" he wriggled his fingers a little to emphasize his point.

"E-lec-tri-ci-ty Padfoot, and it wasn't so bad either" He looked around to see a very shocked Padfoot staring at him.

"Wasn't so bad? - Wasn't so bad?!!, well certainly you weren't the one who flew across the classroom just by touching those evil little cables" he frowned and huffed when he saw the suppressed smile at his friend's face.

"You know, they did told you to not touch the cables"

"Well I'm a curious boy!" Sirius said a bit exasperated but knowing his excuse was laaame

"You're a suicidal boy, that's what you are, anyway, was there a particular reason you decided to molest me just before?" Remus said crossing his arms at his front.

"The look Remus, The look!!"

"Ah yes, I see what you mean, it is the same look" he frowned a little and hoped whatever the professor was thinking wasn't so bad.

"I told you, now he's going to assign us another one of those awful projects"

"Silence please" Professor Caldwell raised his hands and looked at the people in front of him, a small smile playing on his lips. "Ladies and gentlemen" he announced ceremoniously "Today, I have a surprise for you".

Almost everyone in the classroom groaned but Sirius was the loudest, he even banged his head on his desk.

"Now, now Mr. Black, I'm sure this project won't end up like the other -erm- incident, actually I believe you of all people will enjoy this very much"

He smiled a little and muttered darkly "I highly doubt that".

Luckily only Remus heard him and was trying to suppress a smirk, failing terribly.

"As you all know, in two weeks is Valentine's Day, and we're going to play a little game called 'Secret Valentine'. However we'll approach it the muggle way"

The professor looked around all the confused faces.

"Each of you will be assigned a partner; starting today, ending at Valentine's you'll have to give this partner a gift or a card or something, a candy, whatever"

"A dungbomb?" asked a student at the back, and the classroom erupted in laughter.

"No Mr. Sagget, not a dungbomb; and certainly not a -insert prank material- Mr. Potter" he said seeing the way James had opened his mouth to say something that would set the class off again and the boy closed his mouth and shrank back in his seat.

"Obviously" he continued "You can't tell anyone who your partner is, and the identities will be discovered on the 14th of February" he looked around again "We'll sort out the partners, mostly the parchments are charmed to be picked by a person the opposite sex, but since there are more boys than girls there will be a male/male couple, or maybe two"

At the anxious looks he said "If this is the case or you've been paired up with someone you don't like simply send friendly cards and small gifts. Understood?"

"Yes professor" The moment Mr. Caldwell stopped talking the students started talking with each other excitedly.

Feeling a lot better, Sirius laughed a little. "Hey, who knows, this may actually make me forget the whole electrostity incident"

"Urgh! Electricity Padfoot, honestly, it's just five syllables, it's not an equation" Remus sighed urgently.

"A what?"

Moony laughed "oh forget it".

"Okay, the parchments are ready, let the sorting begin". Professor Caldwell lapped his hands and started calling them by list.