THE 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS: TWILIGHT VERSION
This alternates between Edward-inspired and Jacob-inspired, and is about Bella.
Enjoy!
-Forbala-
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: one bite of immortality.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: two motorcycles and one bite of immortality.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: seven vampire in-laws, six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eight weeks of grounding, seven vampiric in-laws, six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: nine vampires fighting, eight weeks of grounding, seven vampiric in-laws, six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: ten anger issues, nine vampires fighting, eight weeks of grounding, seven vampiric in-laws, six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: eleven marriage proposals, ten anger issues, nine vampires fighting, eight weeks of grounding, seven vampiric in-laws, six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles, and one bite of immortality.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: twelve new moons, eleven marriage proposals, ten anger issues, nine vampires fighting, eight weeks of grounding, seven vampiric in-laws, six wolves a-guarding, five hundred applications, four howling wolves, three Volturi threats, two motorcycles,, and one bite of immortality.