IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE. PLEASE READ!

So…I'm not dead.

You were probably excited thinking this was a new chapter. I'm sorry but it's not.

For over a year, I have been in and out of hospitals with some serious medical stuff. I'm not going to bore you with medical jibber jabber but just know that when the apocalypse hits, I now have so much metal plating in my body John Conner would confuse me with a Terminator. (Over exaggeration for the win! It's really 2 plates and 12 screws.)

Anyway, I have literally been out of commission for a long time. When I had good days, I'd sit up and write some more personal things (My novel that I hope to get published soon) but those days were few and far between.

Now that I'm on the mend (FINALLY!) I am going to do my best to start updating again. It makes me sad that some of you got sick of waiting but for those of you that are still with me, I plan to make it worth your while.

Love you all,

VentePaDu

P.S. My X-rays look so bad ass.